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(News.com.au) Scary "I'm a jealous wife, his penis should belong to me. I just wanted to burn his penis so it belongs to me and no one else"   (news.com.au) divider line 262
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2009-12-04 09:47:54 AM
a woman who loves hotrods is a keeper
 
2009-12-04 09:48:12 AM
evil evil evil evil evil

i didnt rtfa but I can assume it falls into do not want territory
 
2009-12-04 09:48:29 AM
I'd not be comfortable with a burnt penis.
 
2009-12-04 09:49:25 AM
Wow. Just Wow.
 
2009-12-04 09:49:29 AM
RELIGION OF OHGODMYDONG
 
2009-12-04 09:49:37 AM
Ooh, a pic too:

www.news.com.au

/hot as the man's penis
 
2009-12-04 09:49:40 AM
you said penis twice..
 
2009-12-04 09:49:58 AM
she just had a mad craving for roasted peanuts
 
2009-12-04 09:50:03 AM
whatsontv.co.uk

Approves.
 
2009-12-04 09:50:22 AM
I've never really understood how a relationship can survive with that level of jealousy. I guess it can't.

/doesn't get jealous - hubby doesn't give me any reason to be
 
2009-12-04 09:50:30 AM
That's a whole adult sized overdose of crazy right there.

I can sympathize. I've felt the crazy.

But she can't have the penis.

Not hers.


/ if I took that approach with my girlfriends I'd have my own show on Showtime
// but Dexter's been done
 
2009-12-04 09:51:08 AM
If you love someone, set him free. Free, not on fire!!!
 
2009-12-04 09:51:25 AM
Miracle Whip: Approves.

My god, you've cooked her nines!
 
2009-12-04 09:51:56 AM
NEWSFLASH TO WOMEN

If we marry you, you do not get physical ownership of our sexual organs you backwards thinking twats. Otherwise we're going to sew up your vagina next time you cheat.

Those of you who don't feel this way can ignore this message.
 
2009-12-04 09:52:09 AM
All your penis are belong to her.
 
2009-12-04 09:52:18 AM
www.familyguyfun.com

"This is mine! This is where my babies come from!"

/hot like Lois
 
2009-12-04 09:52:37 AM

"I'm a jealous wife, his penis should belong to me. I just wanted to burn his penis so it belongs to me and no one else"


Then we have this:


Mr Narayan suffered major burns and died several weeks later.


Cunning plan something something.


Was going to make a joke about the crematory finishing the job, but I can't do that.
 
2009-12-04 09:53:05 AM
farm1.static.flickr.com
 
2009-12-04 09:53:09 AM
doesn't get jealous - hubby doesn't give me any reason to be


That's how your relationship survives. If he did give you a reason, you'd feel the crazy too. Or, you wouldn't be with him in the first place, whichever.

People who are happy with their partner, are happy and it's easy to tell that they are. People who aren't happy, it's easy to tell that too. But what's not easy is dealing with the not-happy.... and from there, comes the crazy.
 
2009-12-04 09:53:16 AM
OK that's messed up.

Before everybody gets riled up over castration and evil women, recall that men do this to women too ... there was a guy who tried to twist his wife's breasts off. And psychos who stab women in the breasts.

Not moral equivalency, just sayin', obsession with body parts goes both ways.
 
2009-12-04 09:53:20 AM
ARSON LOL
 
2009-12-04 09:53:30 AM
TPerrin: you said penis twice..

I like penis.

/wait...
 
2009-12-04 09:54:52 AM
Crispy: NEWSFLASH TO WOMEN

If we marry you, you do not get physical ownership of our sexual organs you backwards thinking twats. Otherwise we're going to sew up your vagina next time you cheat.

Those of you who don't feel this way can ignore this message.


I'm pretty sure this isn't typical to the general female populace. Though a lot of people need to learn that marriage does not equal ownership.
 
2009-12-04 09:54:59 AM
The only thing that is good about this is that the man died so he doesn't have to go through life like that.
 
2009-12-04 09:54:59 AM
Why would you destroy something that you want so very much?
 
2009-12-04 09:55:17 AM
omg I'm so glad Egalitarian is here to remind everyone that men can be evil too

we can all breathe easier now, class
 
2009-12-04 09:55:33 AM
farm4.static.flickr.com
 
2009-12-04 09:56:28 AM
So she's available then? Cause my loins are a burnin'
 
2009-12-04 09:56:42 AM
Thisbymaster: Why would you destroy something that you want so very much?

Don't try to rationalize crazy. It just doesn't work.
 
2009-12-04 09:56:51 AM
Wiener roast!
 
2009-12-04 09:57:05 AM
Is it wrong that I find this fap-able?
 
2009-12-04 09:57:23 AM
WHAT THE fark IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE
 
2009-12-04 09:57:43 AM
TheSignPost: .... and from there, comes the crazy.

Actually, women are born with the crazy. Some just control it better than others.
 
2009-12-04 09:58:27 AM
Elin Woods, Lorena Bobbit and Rajit walk into a bar...
 
2009-12-04 09:58:39 AM
The crazy, it burns!

\got nothin'
 
2009-12-04 09:58:50 AM
Please explain again why men should get married?
 
2009-12-04 09:58:57 AM
KJUW89: I've never really understood how a relationship can survive with that level of jealousy. I guess it can't.

/doesn't get jealous - hubby doesn't give me any reason to be


You sound like my wife... SUCKER!!!

/sniff sniff... something smells burny..
 
2009-12-04 09:58:57 AM
WTF!?!?
5.media.tumblr.com
 
2009-12-04 09:59:06 AM
Is it just me, or do Indian women give redheads a run for their money in terms of batshiat-crazy-biatch?
 
2009-12-04 09:59:15 AM
Another Government Employee: Elin Woods, Lorena Bobbit and Rajit walk into a bar...

All the men run out the back door.
 
2009-12-04 09:59:26 AM
What I really want to know is the back-story behind this little nugget after the article:

For legal reasons, comments cannot be published on this matter.
 
2009-12-04 10:00:07 AM
hardinparamedic:
WHAT THE fark IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE
What do you mean "you people" O_o
 
2009-12-04 10:00:11 AM
fernt: TheSignPost: .... and from there, comes the crazy.

Actually, women are born with the crazy. Some just control it better than others.


Gotta limit the crazy to catch a man. Then you unleash the crazy.
 
2009-12-04 10:00:18 AM
fernt: TheSignPost: .... and from there, comes the crazy.

Actually, women are born with the crazy. Some just control it better than others.


This.

Men are dogs, women are lunatics. Some of us just have it under wraps better than others, but deep down we're all shaved apes.
 
2009-12-04 10:00:48 AM
Irrefutable logic is irrefutable.

Let's go old skool here. Eye for an eye. Burn for a burn.


KILL IT WITH FIRE!
 
2009-12-04 10:01:33 AM
"I'm a jealous wife"

Sorta redundant there, dontcha think?
 
2009-12-04 10:02:12 AM
stevarooni: hardinparamedic:
WHAT THE fark IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE
What do you mean "you people" O_o


(Insert racist euphamism for Black, White, Asian, European, Jewish, African, Canadian, Russian, et all here)
 
2009-12-04 10:02:21 AM
IdBeCrazyIf: "I'm a jealous wife"

Sorta redundant there, dontcha think?


... sees handle

... sees comment

... brain explodes with cognitive dissonance.
 
2009-12-04 10:02:49 AM
Never settle for just one man. Is that the lesson here?
/I think so.
//I'm major, I roar, I swear I'm not a whore.
 
2009-12-04 10:02:57 AM
Raise your hands if you thought the headline was about Tiger...
 
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