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		Tanker leaks 8,000 litres of lube onto German highway, narrowly beating your Mom's record (thelocal.de)		37
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Sybarite

2009-12-04 09:00:24 AM

A tanker truck on Friday morning overturned after taking a curve at high speed

To be fair, this was going on right before the accident.

images.thetruthaboutcars.com

southern78

2009-12-04 11:11:54 AM

Oh no you didn't!

doodledo

2009-12-04 11:14:04 AM

Sybarite: A tanker truck on Friday morning overturned after taking a curve at high speed

To be fair, this was going on right before the accident.

Is that also the "special company" hired for clean up?

Cyborg77

2009-12-04 11:14:07 AM

Autobahnging.

/fahrfarknuhgen

Senor Spielbergo

2009-12-04 11:14:27 AM

Well done, sir.

IdBeCrazyIf

2009-12-04 11:14:51 AM

So looks like we're filing on scene then.

Pack up the gimps

Plumbledum

2009-12-04 11:17:55 AM

I found this image rather more disturbing... ZOMGS! A stormtrooper mob!! Run!

www.thelocal.de

lozzd

2009-12-04 11:17:58 AM

Orgy anyone?

lozzd

2009-12-04 11:18:44 AM

FTFA: The truck was travelling at an "unsuitable speed" when it lost control on a curve and rammed into a guard rail.

That's what she said.

schattenteufel

2009-12-04 11:18:54 AM

8,000 litres...that's like 10 gallons or something, right?

/kidding. it's approx. 2113 gallons.

Falstaff

2009-12-04 11:18:59 AM

I can actually hear the Gorgor rising up from the depths to post in this thread.

Gormenghast

2009-12-04 11:21:17 AM

I'm waiting for the video

of the cars driving through this with Yakety Sax playing.

boobsrgood

2009-12-04 11:21:31 AM

Golfclap.

/yay! Friday!

bongmiester

2009-12-04 11:21:35 AM

slippery, um i mean glatt

fireclown

2009-12-04 11:21:48 AM

That's a LOT of lube!

/KROD MANDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!

btch_cakes

2009-12-04 11:22:52 AM

was it elf lube?

www.aboveallmotorwerks.com

shucherfase

2009-12-04 11:23:26 AM

That's a good headline. It made on old cliche sound shiny and new again. +1

bongmiester

2009-12-04 11:24:16 AM

btw - didn't she get all uppity when bush touched her like this?

Kriggerel

2009-12-04 11:25:41 AM

...Came for references to German scheiße pr0n.

Leaving disappointed

wage0048

2009-12-04 11:37:04 AM

bongmiester: btw - didn't she get all uppity when bush touched her like this?

Maybe she likes her men the same way she takes her coffee: Black.

MemeSlave

2009-12-04 11:38:15 AM

bongmiester: btw - didn't she get all uppity when bush touched her like this?

Who are you calling uppity ?

Freeside

2009-12-04 11:43:21 AM

there's nothing 'narrow' about my mom

eas81

2009-12-04 11:45:11 AM

bongmiester: btw - didn't she get all uppity when ~~bush~~ obama touched her bush like this?

/FTFY

bugmn99

2009-12-04 11:47:59 AM

shucherfase: That's a good headline. It made on old ~~cliche~~ hatchet wound sound shiny and new again. +1

FTFY

dominick

2009-12-04 11:57:32 AM

I was told there'd be no metric system

Boobiesontheside

2009-12-04 12:06:11 PM

I've heard about this kinda thing happening before:
NATERIDER: Lube Accident (new tube)
/watch it
//it is relevant
///i promise

miscreant

2009-12-04 12:08:15 PM

bongmiester: btw - didn't she get all uppity when bush touched her like this?

Yes, because patting somebody on the shoulder is exactly the same as this:

z.about.com

/flamey like your original comment

mandingueiro

2009-12-04 12:09:02 PM

+1

/nothing like waking up to a good "yo' momma" joke in the morning.

tawelsh

2009-12-04 01:08:20 PM

bongmiester: slippery, um i mean glatt

That dude looks like he's about to spin into some sick break dance move.

Gaucho Amigo

2009-12-04 01:14:32 PM

+1 for the headline

ms9vy

2009-12-04 01:29:14 PM

Dorothy Mantooth is a saint! And if you must know, subby, that's why she uses the rubber sheets. duh.

MythDragon

2009-12-04 01:58:53 PM

See what I did there?

Buttbone McGillicutty

2009-12-04 02:00:18 PM

ZING!

/+1

utsagrad123

2009-12-04 03:45:44 PM

I submitted your mom with a better headline last night

belhade

2009-12-04 05:48:24 PM

Another article headline lined in the story:

# Study finds no dangerous radiation around nuclear Asse dump - National (4 Dec 09)

Do they even have Taco Bells in Germany?

kicksmile

2009-12-04 07:45:04 PM

I'll get my straw! Oh wait, it's not your mom this time...

ArchAngel

2009-12-05 10:57:09 AM

Tanker leaks 8,000 litres of lube onto German highway, narrowly ~~beating~~ MISSING your Mom's record

FTFY subby

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