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(The Local (Germany)) Interesting Tanker leaks 8,000 litres of lube onto German highway, narrowly beating your Mom's record   (thelocal.de) divider line 37
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2009-12-04 09:00:24 AM
A tanker truck on Friday morning overturned after taking a curve at high speed


To be fair, this was going on right before the accident.

images.thetruthaboutcars.com
 
2009-12-04 11:11:54 AM
Oh no you didn't!
 
2009-12-04 11:14:04 AM
Sybarite: A tanker truck on Friday morning overturned after taking a curve at high speed


To be fair, this was going on right before the accident.


Is that also the "special company" hired for clean up?
 
2009-12-04 11:14:07 AM
Autobahnging.

/fahrfarknuhgen
 
2009-12-04 11:14:27 AM
Well done, sir.
 
2009-12-04 11:14:51 AM
So looks like we're filing on scene then.

Pack up the gimps
 
2009-12-04 11:17:55 AM
I found this image rather more disturbing... ZOMGS! A stormtrooper mob!! Run!


www.thelocal.de
 
2009-12-04 11:17:58 AM
Orgy anyone?
 
2009-12-04 11:18:44 AM
FTFA: The truck was travelling at an "unsuitable speed" when it lost control on a curve and rammed into a guard rail.

That's what she said.
 
2009-12-04 11:18:54 AM
8,000 litres...that's like 10 gallons or something, right?


/kidding. it's approx. 2113 gallons.
 
2009-12-04 11:18:59 AM
I can actually hear the Gorgor rising up from the depths to post in this thread.
 
2009-12-04 11:21:17 AM
I'm waiting for the video img1.fark.net of the cars driving through this with Yakety Sax playing.
 
2009-12-04 11:21:31 AM
Golfclap.

/yay! Friday!
 
2009-12-04 11:21:35 AM
i30.photobucket.com

slippery, um i mean glatt
 
2009-12-04 11:21:48 AM
That's a LOT of lube!


/KROD MANDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!
 
2009-12-04 11:22:52 AM
was it elf lube?

www.aboveallmotorwerks.com
 
2009-12-04 11:23:26 AM
That's a good headline. It made on old cliche sound shiny and new again. +1
 
2009-12-04 11:24:16 AM
www.thelocal.de

btw - didn't she get all uppity when bush touched her like this?
 
2009-12-04 11:25:41 AM
...Came for references to German scheiße pr0n.

Leaving disappointed
 
2009-12-04 11:37:04 AM
bongmiester: btw - didn't she get all uppity when bush touched her like this?

Maybe she likes her men the same way she takes her coffee: Black.
 
2009-12-04 11:38:15 AM
bongmiester: btw - didn't she get all uppity when bush touched her like this?

Who are you calling uppity ?
 
2009-12-04 11:43:21 AM
there's nothing 'narrow' about my mom
 
2009-12-04 11:45:11 AM
bongmiester: btw - didn't she get all uppity when bush obama touched her bush like this?

/FTFY
 
2009-12-04 11:47:59 AM
shucherfase: That's a good headline. It made on old cliche hatchet wound sound shiny and new again. +1

FTFY
 
2009-12-04 11:57:32 AM
I was told there'd be no metric system
 
2009-12-04 12:06:11 PM
I've heard about this kinda thing happening before:
NATERIDER: Lube Accident (new tube)
/watch it
//it is relevant
///i promise
 
2009-12-04 12:08:15 PM
bongmiester: btw - didn't she get all uppity when bush touched her like this?

Yes, because patting somebody on the shoulder is exactly the same as this:

z.about.com

/flamey like your original comment
 
2009-12-04 12:09:02 PM
+1

/nothing like waking up to a good "yo' momma" joke in the morning.
 
2009-12-04 01:08:20 PM
bongmiester: slippery, um i mean glatt

That dude looks like he's about to spin into some sick break dance move.
 
2009-12-04 01:14:32 PM
+1 for the headline
 
2009-12-04 01:29:14 PM
Dorothy Mantooth is a saint! And if you must know, subby, that's why she uses the rubber sheets. duh.
 
2009-12-04 01:58:53 PM
www.cybercomm.nl
www.warrenwindsports.com.au

See what I did there?
 
2009-12-04 02:00:18 PM
ZING!

/+1
 
2009-12-04 03:45:44 PM
I submitted your mom with a better headline last night
 
2009-12-04 05:48:24 PM
Another article headline lined in the story:

# Study finds no dangerous radiation around nuclear Asse dump - National (4 Dec 09)

Do they even have Taco Bells in Germany?
 
2009-12-04 07:45:04 PM
I'll get my straw! Oh wait, it's not your mom this time...
 
2009-12-05 10:57:09 AM
Tanker leaks 8,000 litres of lube onto German highway, narrowly beating MISSING your Mom's record

FTFY subby
 
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