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(Some Guy) Interesting Woman admits to killing her 18-year-old sister over a pair of hair straighteners. (w/ ugly sister-hot sister picture)   (heraldsun.com.au) divider line 231
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2009-12-04 01:01:48 AM
Neither is hot really
 
2009-12-04 01:02:13 AM
I don't see any "hot" sister.

/DRTFA
 
2009-12-04 01:10:09 AM
18 years old is not a woman.
 
2009-12-04 01:16:12 AM
What is this "hot" you speak of?
 
2009-12-04 01:19:56 AM
She should have given them to her.
 
2009-12-04 01:21:51 AM
doglover: 18 years old is not a woman.

Neither is 20. Outer edges of kidhood, bare fringe of adulthood.
 
2009-12-04 01:52:35 AM
Norad: doglover: 18 years old is not a woman.

Neither is 20. Outer edges of kidhood, bare fringe of adulthood.


Maybe 200 years ago. Back when mid-twenties was getting old. Not today, you're right. 20 is barely enough to let me trust you with matches.
 
2009-12-04 02:02:42 AM
i see both ugly sisters. Is there a hot one's mug shot I missed?
Or is subby saying that the 40 year old child or barbie face is a hottie?
 
2009-12-04 02:16:07 AM
Filthy/Gorgeous!


/you saw what I did there.
 
2009-12-04 02:20:13 AM
Why are they running a picture of two trannies for this story?
 
2009-12-04 04:29:52 AM
Just how much beer did you drink today, subby?
 
2009-12-04 06:43:14 AM
I'd hit em...with a bat.
 
2009-12-04 08:53:58 AM
Among the symptoms of congenital adrenal hyperplasia:

ambiguous genitalia
early pubic hair and rapid growth in childhood
excessive facial hair


At least that explains the picture.
 
2009-12-04 09:01:49 AM
There's a whole lot of forehead and teeth going on in that picture.
 
2009-12-04 09:08:17 AM
I'd say Subby has the beer goggles on early for a Friday morning if he's calling either one of them "hot". One is not bad, the other is meh. I wouldn't call either of them "ugly" either.
 
2009-12-04 09:24:35 AM
the one on the left is a man, baby
 
2009-12-04 09:26:14 AM
That Kathleen chick totally looks like a dude that used to work in the local K-Mart sporting goods department. I heard that he used to take 22s from there and shoot cats that were hanging out by the dumpster out back for fun. What a sick dude. Anyhow, there's no wonder there were all kinds of cats around because once I saw a rat in there on top of a stack of colanders on the top shelf looking down on all the customers that walked by like he was farking King of K-Mart or something. One of my other buddies saw it too, so I'm not making this shiat up. Anyhow we went to the front doors and to buy a bunch of gumballs that we were going to throw at it, but that machine was all jammed because some prick kid stuck his ABC gum back up where the gum comes out. So we got one of those sticky hand things that you flick at people and annoy the piss out of them. Anyhow, we went back there and that farking rat was still there in his ivory tower of kitchenware. My buddy was like a pro with those sticky hand things and he winged it right at the rat and it stuck like glue to it and it didn't even move. My buddy he pulled and finally the rat lost his grip, but actually it didn't because it was dead and its feet were stuck in the holes in the colander, and the feet just broke off in there, and this dried-up dead rat came back at him like a slingshot. It decked him right in the head and kinda just disintegrated on him. He was picking dessicated rat pieces out of his hair for weeks. But yeah, she totally looks like a dude.
 
2009-12-04 09:49:00 AM
www.freewebs.com
 
2009-12-04 10:02:20 AM
i think you were looking for ugly sister/ugly sister with too much makeup on
 
2009-12-04 10:05:51 AM
bullwinkl: That Kathleen chick totally looks like a dude that used to work in the local K-Mart sporting goods department.

Wall of rambling text ≠ Pocket Ninja.
 
2009-12-04 10:31:48 AM
brigid_fitch: Wall of rambling text ≠ Pocket Ninja.

I have to agree here. It's too bad. That magnificent bastard ruined it for everyone else.
 
2009-12-04 11:12:22 AM
So, ugly sister was killed by repugnant sister?
 
2009-12-04 11:13:33 AM
I thought my standards were low, but subby brings that to a whole new level.
 
2009-12-04 11:13:59 AM
Did anyone else read the court as "NSFW" instead of "NSW"?
 
2009-12-04 11:14:09 AM
Sweet sassy molassy. I'll take a big helping of NEITHER. Yikes. Both look a little bit off.
 
2009-12-04 11:14:34 AM
Which one's the ugly one?

3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2009-12-04 11:15:00 AM
So there's a third sister?
 
2009-12-04 11:15:03 AM
which is which? or witch is which? or witch is witch? or witch and witch?
 
2009-12-04 11:15:28 AM
beerrun: brigid_fitch: Wall of rambling text ≠ Pocket Ninja.

I have to agree here. It's too bad. That magnificent bastard ruined it for everyone else.


I LOLed, but yes, Pocket Ninja did set the bar pretty high.
 
2009-12-04 11:15:28 AM
Is this where I inform Subby that neither woman was hot, only to be told that I'm obviously a gay homosexual virgin by some dweller?
 
2009-12-04 11:15:33 AM
If you combined the two you get...

3.bp.blogspot.com

/nuts
 
2009-12-04 11:16:05 AM
brigid_fitch: bullwinkl: That Kathleen chick totally looks like a dude that used to work in the local K-Mart sporting goods department.

Wall of rambling text ≠ Pocket Ninja.


We liters are easy to please though, so we'll take what we can get. Even if it is Pocket Ninja Fat Free
 
2009-12-04 11:16:34 AM
The caption on that photo should, in fact, read 'brother (left) and sister (right).'
 
2009-12-04 11:16:41 AM
lolpedo.com
 
2009-12-04 11:16:57 AM
bullwinkl has had some ok posts, not matching Ninja's best by a long shot, but that dude is a poet of fark posting so what can you expect...

Unless bullwinkl is ninja and finkle is einhorn and it is just some plot to do something i can't figure out.

/with some booze I'd hit em both (well when alive)
//3ways are a good time, even with an ugly girl in the mix
 
2009-12-04 11:17:06 AM
I appreciate that the author of the article used the rarely implemented shortening of "Was Allegedly" to "wasallegedly".

Come on, guys. Spellcheck.
 
2009-12-04 11:17:24 AM
Cah.
 
2009-12-04 11:17:30 AM
farm4.static.flickr.com

Meh
 
2009-12-04 11:17:45 AM
resources2.news.com.au

The one on the left is a man baby! The one on the right is easily hittable you bunch of studman69's.
 
2009-12-04 11:17:53 AM
Look at the brightside, the cosmetic industry has a goldmine!

/shudder
 
2009-12-04 11:18:20 AM
I swear to God, the only time you can trust a headline is when an ugly-assed critter is born in a zoo somewhere.

Damn you to hell subby. and take all the subbies 'for you to hell
 
2009-12-04 11:18:25 AM
Ugly wrath > retard strength
 
2009-12-04 11:18:33 AM
Curly... straight!
Curly... straight!
Curly... DEAD
 
2009-12-04 11:19:03 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WgOIEGz7o_s (new window)

THATS NOT YOUR MOTHER THATS A MAN BABBYY
 
2009-12-04 11:19:17 AM
HOT?!?! Damn you subby, i am dissapoint.

If the one on the right didn't smile and expose her gnashers, I guess she would be "alright".
 
2009-12-04 11:19:47 AM
justanotherfarkinfarker: bullwinkl has had some ok posts, not matching Ninja's best by a long shot, but that dude is a poet of fark posting so what can you expect...

Unless bullwinkl is ninja and finkle is einhorn and it is just some plot to do something i can't figure out.

/with some booze I'd hit em both (well when alive)
//3ways are a good time, even with an ugly girl in the mix


Whew, glad you clarified about hitting them both. For a minute there I thought you meant PN and BW. A Fark three-way.. shudder...
 
2009-12-04 11:19:48 AM
Separately, neither is hot. But somehow I think if you combined their features, you might come up with better
 
2009-12-04 11:20:46 AM
stuhayes2010: The one on the left is a man baby! The one on the right is easily hittable you bunch of studman69's.

easily hittable??? WTF

I wouldnt go that far, maybe if I was hammered I would consider it, otherwise I would rather beat off and play some CODMW2
 
2009-12-04 11:20:46 AM
I've got pretty low standards, I'd do either of them... Maybe not the dead one... maybe...
 
2009-12-04 11:21:10 AM
Both are FUGLY.
 
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