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(Daily Mail) Stupid Image of Virgin Mary found on pancake. Experts confident it's her since it clearly wasn't defloured   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 92
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2009-12-03 11:12:46 PM
+1
 
2009-12-03 11:16:53 PM
/Hot like Virgin Mary
 
2009-12-03 11:18:21 PM
Let's try that again.
 
2009-12-03 11:19:48 PM
You magnificent bastard.
 
2009-12-03 11:20:28 PM
Finally, some motherfarking batman for everybody.

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/Hawt like Virgin Mary
 
2009-12-03 11:25:16 PM
Well, did she cum?
 
2009-12-03 11:34:20 PM
NewportBarGuy: Well, did she cum?

She leavened.
 
2009-12-04 08:24:14 AM
I know I should not eat thee, but...mmm...sacrelicious.
 
2009-12-04 08:24:23 AM
+1 subby. I guffawed.
 
2009-12-04 08:24:41 AM
Wonder if they cooked up that old time, long lost recipe for her.
 
2009-12-04 08:25:26 AM
luken8r: Wonder if they cooked up that old time, long lost recipe for her.

Oh PANcake, not POUNDcake. My bad
 
2009-12-04 08:25:30 AM
Doesn't that tart have anything better to do than to pop up on peoples baked goods? I mean really, couldn't she spare some time to help the homeless? Or perhaps help to feed the hungry? No, all she does is appear on food. And then the people won't eat that food because she has polluted it with her image!
 
2009-12-04 08:28:52 AM
Ever notice how they never call her "Anal Virgin" Mary?
 
2009-12-04 08:30:06 AM
Thanksgiving pancakes? I guess they have birthday sausages as well.
 
2009-12-04 08:30:35 AM
+1 Subby. Well played.
 
2009-12-04 08:32:29 AM
I roared. And waited for the thunderbolt.
 
2009-12-04 08:33:21 AM
D-Liver: Ever notice how they never call her "Anal Virgin" Mary?

I think you're on to something.
 
2009-12-04 08:35:28 AM
smedrick: D-Liver: Ever notice how they never call her "Anal Virgin" Mary?

I think you're on to something.


She does everything butt sex
 
2009-12-04 08:35:34 AM
Oh for Christ's sweet f*cking sake it's just a pancake.
 
2009-12-04 08:36:52 AM
farm3.static.flickr.com

Sybarite
I know I should not eat thee, but...mmm...sacrelicious.

WWJD? JWETFP That's what.
 
2009-12-04 08:38:49 AM

eViLpOpTaRt


I roared.


You're lion.
 
2009-12-04 08:39:38 AM
So now she has to revere this holy manifestation and impoverish her family to protect it against the forces of darkness? Yeah, I could live with that.
 
2009-12-04 08:40:56 AM
AlwaysRightBoy: NewportBarGuy: Well, did she cum?

She leavened.


Ewww...
 
2009-12-04 08:41:30 AM
looks more like cats

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2009-12-04 08:42:17 AM
Zerba: AlwaysRightBoy: NewportBarGuy: Well, did she cum?

She leavened.

Ewww...


So we're talking yeast infection?
 
2009-12-04 08:43:41 AM
-1 too many puns in the last 24 hours on fark.
 
2009-12-04 08:44:16 AM
blogs.citizen-times.com
 
2009-12-04 08:47:08 AM
Obligatory:
i249.photobucket.com
 
2009-12-04 08:48:20 AM
Lopez?

LOPEZ!

/where's Kevin McDonald when you need him...
 
2009-12-04 08:48:31 AM
blitzy: -1 too many puns in the last 24 hours on fark.

Let he who is without sin cast the first scone.
 
2009-12-04 08:50:07 AM
Does no one else see the Grim Reaper readying for the Danse Macabre in that pancake?
 
2009-12-04 08:52:12 AM
So if you eat her, shes still a virgin right?
 
2009-12-04 08:52:57 AM
StaleCoffee: Does no one else see the Grim Reaper readying for the Danse Macabre in that pancake?

I thought it looked some ancient woodcut illustration I saw in a zillion-year-old copy of "Beyowulf."
 
2009-12-04 08:53:58 AM
blitzy: -1 too many puns in the last 24 hours on fark.

But not enough hugs, curmudgeon.
 
2009-12-04 08:54:14 AM
The Dread Pirate Robertson: StaleCoffee: Does no one else see the Grim Reaper readying for the Danse Macabre in that pancake?

I thought it looked some ancient woodcut illustration I saw in a zillion-year-old copy of "Beyowulf."


Be whose wulf? Mine? Whoa.
 
2009-12-04 08:54:20 AM
Mexicans = Virgin Mary in objects
Caucasians = Jesus in objects

PROVE ME WRONG FARK
 
2009-12-04 08:54:28 AM
FTA...some quotes that stood out to me:

'It's about more spending time with your family and friends and telling us to not forget about him, that he's always there watching over us and taking care of us.'

'And she says that the holy image encrusted in batter has brought her family peace and comfort.'
Lopez said she could not bring herself to eat the pancake, but is keeping it safe in her freezer.

So the moral of the story is.....never let mexicans have sharpies.
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2009-12-04 09:01:05 AM
D-Liver: Ever notice how they never call her "Anal Virgin" Mary?

Ah dude... Not before the caffeine kicks in. +1 Subby
 
2009-12-04 09:04:03 AM
*golf claps headline*
 
2009-12-04 09:04:29 AM
www.blogcdn.com
 
2009-12-04 09:06:21 AM
www.blogcdn.com
mmm pancakes.
 
2009-12-04 09:11:43 AM
RockChalkH1N1

Go to bed, drunky.
 
2009-12-04 09:11:58 AM
YoungSwedishBlonde: MexicansCatholics = Virgin Mary in objects
CaucasiansFundy Protestants = Jesus in objects

PROVE ME WRONG FARK


FTFY. It's just coincidence that there are a lot of Catholic Mexicans.
 
2009-12-04 09:12:19 AM
at first I was:


but then I:
www.skiptomylou.info

//both hot like pancakes.
 
2009-12-04 09:14:19 AM
This melon blows that pancake out of the water:

YouTube: Mitchell and Webb -- Proof there is no god (new window)
 
2009-12-04 09:14:51 AM
schadenfreudian: ...not impressed.

It looks intelligently designed.
 
2009-12-04 09:16:31 AM
remember to preview:
at first I was
www.kingarthurflour.com

then I was:
www.skiptomylou.info
 
2009-12-04 09:17:49 AM
Beauxnick: smedrick: D-Liver: Ever notice how they never call her "Anal Virgin" Mary?

I think you're on to something.

She does everything butt sex


I see what you did there.
 
2009-12-04 09:18:09 AM
I'd pay $3 to see Aunt Jemima on that.
 
2009-12-04 09:18:10 AM
My face when I saw the pancake!!! Woof!!!

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