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		Sarah Jessica Parker has "enormous regrets" over agreeing to do the Sex and the City sequel. Guess we finally have an explanation for the long face (contactmusic.com)		57
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mamoru

2009-12-04 12:45:11 AM

*snerk* :D

Well-played, subby.

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener

2009-12-04 12:47:20 AM

I don't understand why she's saddled with such regrets.

mcwebe0

2009-12-04 12:59:56 AM

If she'd just focus on her work, she could gallop off into the sunset, satisfied with having completed a quality film, and spend that time with her kids.

mamoru

2009-12-04 01:19:14 AM

mcwebe0: If she'd just focus on her work, she could gallop off into the sunset, satisfied with having completed a quality film, and spend that time with her kids.

Neigh, I feel she would want more and thus hoof it to more whinny and dramatic roles.

Abagadro

2009-12-04 01:49:08 AM

You'd think she would spit the bit.

Uchiha_Cycliste

2009-12-04 02:06:02 AM

mcwebe0: If she'd just focus on her work, she could gallop off into the sunset, satisfied with having completed a quality film, and spend that time with her kids.

That's a foally reasonable plan.

SoothinglyDeranged

2009-12-04 02:28:54 AM

Uchiha_Cycliste: mcwebe0: If she'd just focus on her work, she could gallop off into the sunset, satisfied with having completed a quality film, and spend that time with her kids.

That's a foally reasonable plan.

She's too much of a clod to figure that out, though.

Abstruse

2009-12-04 03:23:28 AM

FTFA:

...two months after her twin daughters, Tabitha and Marion, were born to a surrogate.

HA! I KNEW John Cusack wasn't hitting that!

arenaninja

2009-12-04 03:50:49 AM

Not that I'm not in on the joke... But I hope we've covered today's contactmusic quota.

Gangway Fathead

2009-12-04 03:51:10 AM

Like she's not regretting that abomination she made with Hugh Grant?

/Judging from the trailer.

Franklin Delano Bluth

2009-12-04 04:02:31 AM

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: I don't understand why she's saddled with such regrets.

awesome

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener

2009-12-04 04:11:37 AM

mcwebe0: If she'd just focus on her work, she could gallop off into the sunset, satisfied with having completed a quality film, and spend that time with her kids.

mamoru: Neigh, I feel she would want more and thus hoof it to more whinny and dramatic roles.

Abagadro: You'd think she would spit the bit.

Uchiha_Cycliste: That's a foally reasonable plan.

SoothinglyDeranged: She's too much of a clod to figure that out, though.

Hey, when she puts her mind to something, you better believe that she'll pony up the resources to make that happen.

Franklin Delano Bluth: awesome

Much obliged, thanks a mil!

Britney Spear's Speculum

2009-12-04 04:20:18 AM

The horse-face references NEVER get old. NEVER

Con Fabulous

2009-12-04 04:32:53 AM

Britney Spear's Speculum: The horse-face references NEVER get old. NEVER

I guarantee you that they will exist long after Sarah Jessica Parker has died and been made into glue.

HamSlammer

2009-12-04 05:20:45 AM

Odds are she will quit the film about 3 lengths from the finish.

Naked Hitler

2009-12-04 05:54:01 AM

Con Fabulous: Britney Spear's Speculum: The horse-face references NEVER get old. NEVER

I guarantee you that they will exist long after Sarah Jessica Parker has died and been made into glue.

Thread over.

Kyro

2009-12-04 06:43:20 AM

If only there was some way for her to have known that her children would be born around that time.

HaywoodJablonski

2009-12-04 07:17:18 AM

Maybe she'd prefer more stable work

The Pho King

2009-12-04 07:29:10 AM

Kyro: If only there was some way for her to have known that her children would be born around that time.

Yeah, or wouldn't it be nice if she had made a movie before, so she would know how much time it would require?

Dear Jerk

2009-12-04 07:40:20 AM

The old paint had to be removed from the house before the babies arrived.

yarnothuntin

2009-12-04 07:40:52 AM

Oh deer! I hope she doesn't get bear naked in this one!

am I doing it right?

naw- seriously, she looks like a horse.

LewDux

2009-12-04 08:05:30 AM

Night has fallen
Mute and cold
Sarah Jessica Parker is crying

blueknight

2009-12-04 08:29:48 AM

i still say she looks like dee snyder in drag

dedelnu

2009-12-04 08:35:02 AM

Naked Hitler: Con Fabulous: Britney Spear's Speculum: The horse-face references NEVER get old. NEVER

I guarantee you that they will exist long after Sarah Jessica Parker has died and been made into glue.

Thread over.

So much THIS

ryderdm3

2009-12-04 08:40:53 AM

blueknight: i still say she looks like dee snyder in drag

Awesome

Another Government Employee

2009-12-04 08:45:31 AM

Abagadro: You'd think she would spit the bit.

They spiked the halter to keep her under control.

It really is sad there is no stallion to mount her.

Elmo Jones

2009-12-04 08:47:34 AM

This is one Flicka that I won't be seeing.

frepnog

2009-12-04 08:49:54 AM

she looks like a foot.

Reaperman

2009-12-04 08:51:17 AM

HaywoodJablonski: Maybe she'd prefer more stable work

Hopefully not furlong!

WhiteElephant

2009-12-04 08:53:20 AM

What really gets me is that gigantic mole creature growing off of her chin.

/I would still hit the Striking Distance SJP

BunkoSquad

2009-12-04 08:55:45 AM

I guess I should have expected a Sarah Jessica Parker thread to be full of naysayers.

HumbleGenius

2009-12-04 08:59:37 AM

The whole production was becoming a dog and pony show.

Miracle Whip

2009-12-04 09:05:31 AM

Abstruse: FTFA:

...two months after her twin daughters, Tabitha and Marion, were born to a surrogate.

HA! I KNEW John Cusack wasn't hitting that!

Neither is Judd Nelson, Anthony Michael Hall, or Matt Dillon.

But I have read that Matthew Broderick rides her like a pony now and then.

SharkTrager

2009-12-04 09:07:32 AM

Abstruse: FTFA:

...two months after her twin daughters, Tabitha and Marion, were born to a surrogate.

HA! I KNEW John Cusack wasn't hitting that!

Probably not since she's married to Matthew Broderick.

Purplebuzz

2009-12-04 09:15:02 AM

I'd wear her like a feed bag.

dedelnu

2009-12-04 09:15:24 AM

SharkTrager: Abstruse: FTFA:

...two months after her twin daughters, Tabitha and Marion, were born to a surrogate.

HA! I KNEW John Cusack wasn't hitting that!

Probably not since she's married to Matthew Broderick.

Toby McGwire on the other hand.... C'Mon, I'm sure you've all seen Seabiscuit. He rode the fark outta that one

LarryDan43

2009-12-04 09:24:54 AM

So does this mean it's actually good? Because she sure doesn't seem to regret all her bad movies.

nmiguy

2009-12-04 09:25:16 AM

I saw the trailer for her new movie "Did you hear about the Morgans?" this morning and in it she was chasing some horse. I lol'ed. Only a matter of time before someone makes a gif for Fark...

Kar98

2009-12-04 09:31:35 AM

dedelnu: Naked Hitler: Con Fabulous: Britney Spear's Speculum: The horse-face references NEVER get old. NEVER

I guarantee you that they will exist long after Sarah Jessica Parker has died and been made into glue.

Thread over.

So much THIS

Hay now! Your unbridled punnery will not deter Sarah Jessica Parker! She's got a lot of talent, and she'll reign supreme over Hollywood!

zato_ichi

2009-12-04 10:05:42 AM

I'd like to issue a challenge to Fark 'shoopers. We need a SJP "My face is a horse, your argument is invalid" pic. Like the Nic Cage, could someone elongate the jaw on her?
It would make me OMGWTFROFLOL.

Elvis Da King

2009-12-04 10:18:58 AM

Kar98: dedelnu: Naked Hitler: Con Fabulous: Britney Spear's Speculum: The horse-face references NEVER get old. NEVER

I guarantee you that they will exist long after Sarah Jessica Parker has died and been made into glue.

Thread over.

So much THIS

Hay now! Your unbridled punnery will not deter Sarah Jessica Parker! She's got a lot of talent, and she'll reign supreme over ~~Hollywood~~ Kentucky!

FTFY

/She's Derby bound.

tedbundee

2009-12-04 10:21:34 AM

Purplebuzz: I'd wear her like a feed bag.

luls
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btraud

2009-12-04 10:24:51 AM

She looks like a horse.

H31N0US

2009-12-04 10:27:21 AM

She should have reigned it in sooner.

Hershey Highway Patrol

2009-12-04 10:39:59 AM

Well if the studio's keep ponying up the cash what do you expect.

bmfderek

2009-12-04 10:48:18 AM

Making a movie and raising a family? Must be trough.

buckeyebrain

2009-12-04 10:54:11 AM

Blucher!

cryinoutloud

2009-12-04 11:07:52 AM

zato_ichi: I'd like to issue a challenge to Fark 'shoopers. We need a SJP "My face is a horse, your argument is invalid" pic. Like the Nic Cage, could someone elongate the jaw on her?
It would make me OMGWTFROFLOL.

Well, it's not SJP, but maybe it'll make you LOL anyway.

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itsjr

2009-12-04 11:34:16 AM

I always liked how she threw a shoe in the opening credits of the TV version.

/alarmed they didn't put her down cause of it
//girlfriend made me watch. once.

Seth'n'Spectrum

2009-12-04 11:42:46 AM