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(mlive.com)		Charges against man accused of stealing 3906 bags of stuffing have been sagely dismissed (mlive.com)		27
		More: Spiffy, Pepperidge Farm, county judge, Judge Lauderbach, Stephen M. Shoultes, Midland, A Midland County Circuit Court, Jason P. Gower, thefts

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Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener

2009-12-04 12:32:58 AM

He must be thrilled that he won't have to serve hard thyme.

/also, "Alleged Stuffing Caper" would be a GREAT name for a band

Solid State Vittles

2009-12-04 12:37:25 AM

About thyme.

Solid State Vittles

2009-12-04 12:38:29 AM

Little slow on the reading and typing thing today. I blame my cerebral parsley.

devastation station

2009-12-04 12:38:56 AM

Rosemary

Treygreen13

2009-12-04 12:39:08 AM

He should have worked harder on his thieving a-cumin.

TaGirl_Keri

2009-12-04 12:40:41 AM

A well seasoned criminal.

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener

2009-12-04 12:41:29 AM

Solid State Vittles: Little slow on the reading and typing thing today. I blame my cerebral parsley.

Bah, don't worry about it. There was no ill cinnamon in your post.

I know that you mint well.

devastation station

2009-12-04 12:41:45 AM

Simon&Garfunkel

MattyBlast

2009-12-04 12:45:27 AM

"If one of those bags should happen to fall,
3,905 bags of stuffing on the wall..."

buckler

2009-12-04 12:48:22 AM

The judge may have cleared him in this case, but be warned...Pepperidge Farm remembers.

bugmn99

2009-12-04 12:49:32 AM

That takes some bread cubes.

Cletus the Fetus

2009-12-04 12:52:11 AM

In the comments section someone (in the know?) claims his three year old daughter was killed at a company event. WTF?

What in the name of all that's breaded is going on at that company?

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener

2009-12-04 12:56:35 AM

bugmn99: That takes some bread cubes.

It requires one to go against the grain... but such madcap schemes mean that you can't just mill around, now.

Fooshards

2009-12-04 12:57:56 AM

Thats an 827

2009-12-04 01:53:39 AM

Any update on the Copper Clapper Caper?

T-Luv

2009-12-04 02:30:43 AM

You're supposed to sell your stuffing stocks before Thanksgiving, BEFORE!

harryhardhat

2009-12-04 05:04:24 AM

Where's herb when we need more spice in this thread.
Ect.

Jerry_Hat-trick

2009-12-04 07:16:41 AM

What a crumby situation.

Kozmopoliskepticalopsis

2009-12-04 07:17:27 AM

Sage goes in all fields.

sage

Rohasman

2009-12-04 07:40:24 AM

Before I read the article, I swore that guys goose was cooked, but after reading I saw that this was just corporate policy coming down on a more efficient worker. WTF is up with bashing the guy who gets things well done?

Oobedoob Scoobi-Doobi Benubi

2009-12-04 07:59:34 AM

Rohasman: Before I read the article, I swore that guys goose was cooked, but after reading I saw that this was just corporate policy coming down on a more efficient worker. WTF is up with bashing the guy who gets things well done?

I think you'll find that it isn't rare.

ishus37

2009-12-04 09:03:45 AM

No use for 200 crates of stuffing? Amateur.

The-Brain

2009-12-04 09:06:19 AM

Solid State Vittles: About thyme.

/Cumin for this
//Leaving well seasoned

Balchinian

2009-12-04 09:10:57 AM

When he was arrested I wonder if they patted him dry and dotted him with butter before searching his cavity...

/Giblet gravy anyone?

tsjonesosu

2009-12-04 10:44:18 AM

The prosecutions case crumbled when trying to hang him out to dry for 15 years.