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(mlive.com) Spiffy Charges against man accused of stealing 3906 bags of stuffing have been sagely dismissed   (mlive.com) divider line 27
More: Spiffy, Pepperidge Farm, county judge, Judge Lauderbach, Stephen M. Shoultes, Midland, A Midland County Circuit Court, Jason P. Gower, thefts  
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2009-12-04 12:32:58 AM
He must be thrilled that he won't have to serve hard thyme.

/also, "Alleged Stuffing Caper" would be a GREAT name for a band
 
2009-12-04 12:37:25 AM
About thyme.
 
2009-12-04 12:38:29 AM
Little slow on the reading and typing thing today. I blame my cerebral parsley.
 
2009-12-04 12:38:56 AM
Rosemary
 
2009-12-04 12:39:08 AM
He should have worked harder on his thieving a-cumin.
 
2009-12-04 12:40:41 AM
A well seasoned criminal.
 
2009-12-04 12:41:29 AM
Solid State Vittles: Little slow on the reading and typing thing today. I blame my cerebral parsley.

Bah, don't worry about it. There was no ill cinnamon in your post.

I know that you mint well.
 
2009-12-04 12:41:45 AM
Simon&Garfunkel
 
2009-12-04 12:45:27 AM
"If one of those bags should happen to fall,
3,905 bags of stuffing on the wall..."
 
2009-12-04 12:48:22 AM
The judge may have cleared him in this case, but be warned...Pepperidge Farm remembers.
 
2009-12-04 12:49:32 AM
That takes some bread cubes.
 
2009-12-04 12:52:11 AM
In the comments section someone (in the know?) claims his three year old daughter was killed at a company event. WTF?

What in the name of all that's breaded is going on at that company?
 
2009-12-04 12:56:35 AM
bugmn99: That takes some bread cubes.

It requires one to go against the grain... but such madcap schemes mean that you can't just mill around, now.
 
2009-12-04 12:57:56 AM
aprecioderobado.com
 
2009-12-04 01:53:39 AM
Any update on the Copper Clapper Caper?
 
2009-12-04 02:30:43 AM
You're supposed to sell your stuffing stocks before Thanksgiving, BEFORE!
 
2009-12-04 05:04:24 AM
Where's herb when we need more spice in this thread.
Ect.
 
2009-12-04 07:16:41 AM
What a crumby situation.
 
2009-12-04 07:17:27 AM
Sage goes in all fields.

sage
 
2009-12-04 07:40:24 AM
Before I read the article, I swore that guys goose was cooked, but after reading I saw that this was just corporate policy coming down on a more efficient worker. WTF is up with bashing the guy who gets things well done?
 
2009-12-04 07:59:34 AM
Rohasman: Before I read the article, I swore that guys goose was cooked, but after reading I saw that this was just corporate policy coming down on a more efficient worker. WTF is up with bashing the guy who gets things well done?

I think you'll find that it isn't rare.
 
2009-12-04 09:03:45 AM
No use for 200 crates of stuffing? Amateur.
 
2009-12-04 09:06:19 AM
Solid State Vittles: About thyme.

/Cumin for this
//Leaving well seasoned
 
2009-12-04 09:10:57 AM
When he was arrested I wonder if they patted him dry and dotted him with butter before searching his cavity...

/Giblet gravy anyone?
 
2009-12-04 10:44:18 AM
The prosecutions case crumbled when trying to hang him out to dry for 15 years.
 
2009-12-04 12:45:05 PM
I relayed the load from the bakery to the distributor in question so I got a kick out of this whole thing
 
2009-12-04 07:48:37 PM
ishus37: No use for 200 crates of stuffing? Amateur.

Heh.
 
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