""Things come back around in this league," Phillips said."

Um, coach, no disrespect, but maybe you should focus on whether or not you'll be back around in the league next season. From all signs of things, you're on a quick trip to being eliminated by either the Saints or Vikes in the playoffs.

\Easy money he's fired before he leaves the locker room if he's eliminated by their pseudo-rivals, the Cardinals.

Eli's not in a great spot to be talking big after these last few weeks.

As someone who hates boy Eli Manning and the Cowboys, I have to side with Eli here. Send one of your maintenance workers to the store for some paint and paint (and get) over it.

robsul82: While I obviously don't want to piss off our Lady Luck, what a bunch of farking whiners. He signed your wall and you're biatching about it, seriously? He signed it because you farked up and lost, go win the next one.

To be fair, football players are notorious for taking stupid sh*t and using it as "motivation".

"Yo man, back in '04 Mario Manningham took a sh*t and crumbled the toilet paper into a shape of a star. I mean, think about it; OUR star swimming around in his sh*t. This is like, payback time, and sh*t."

Reminds me of this (new window)

Farking Christ, Cowboys. If you hate the damn writing so much, either clean it off or paint over it. It happened damn near three months ago, so stop biatching. Manning didn't send you guys a mail bomb or take a dookie in the air vent, he scribbled a few words on a 3x3 inch section of a wall.

Why does Wade Phillips have to be such a fat stupid biatch about everything? It's not like he's even going to be there in about a month; his fat, useless arse will be kicked to the curb about three seconds after the Cowgirls are eliminated in the wild card game, so why doesn't he go eat a moose or a mailbox or whatever else he can fit into that cavernous flappy mouth of his.

Yeah, just like San Diego fans have gotten over Archie's demands in the 2004 draft.

F you Manning.

Here's a good way to see who is a rational human being. Make a Dallas Cowboys topic and see who gets into a foaming rage.

Either the Cowboys, or something involving the police.

Your Average Witty Fark User: Yeah, just like San Diego fans have gotten over Archie's demands in the 2004 draft.

F you Manning.

Oh, I think you've gotten over it.

I've never been an Eli Manning fan, but I absolutely love that story. And his response is pitch perfect.

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/I'll just leave this here.
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Why Would I Read the Article: Farking Christ, Cowboys. If you hate the damn writing so much, either clean it off or paint over it. It happened damn near three months ago, so stop biatching. Manning didn't send you guys a mail bomb or take a dookie in the air vent, he scribbled a few words on a 3x3 inch section of a wall.

Why does Wade Phillips have to be such a fat stupid biatch about everything? It's not like he's even going to be there in about a month; his fat, useless arse will be kicked to the curb about three seconds after the Cowgirls are eliminated in the wild card game, so why doesn't he go eat a moose or a mailbox or whatever else he can fit into that cavernous flappy mouth of his.

So...you're saying that Wade Phillips has a weight issue? Please clarify.

TheManofPA: E
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/I'll just leave this here.
/You'll get over it.

Actually, it should be:
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Ya know, since the Cowboys left you a "L" there in Philly.

Treygreen13: Actually, it should be:
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Ya know, since the Cowboys left you a "L" there in Philly.

Yeah, but now that it is December, you guys can have the L back.

TheManofPA: E
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/I'll just leave this here.
/You'll get over it.

Our 3 super bowls get me through the night. How ...aaww you dont have any shiny things.

Suck it philly!

FreakinB: Ok, I'm a Giants fan, but if Tony Romo does the same thing in our new stadium next year I'd find it just as funny.

In short...lighten, Francis, etc.

I wonder if Staubach signed anything when he got the first win at Giants stadium.

TheManofPA: Treygreen13: Actually, it should be:
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Ya know, since the Cowboys left you a "L" there in Philly.

Yeah, but now that it is December, you guys can have the L back.

I suppose we can talk about that when it actually happens.

FreakinB: Treygreen13: FreakinB: Ok, I'm a Giants fan, but if Tony Romo does the same thing in our new stadium next year I'd find it just as funny.

In short...lighten, Francis, etc.

I wonder if Staubach signed anything when he got the first win at Giants stadium.

Jimmy Hoffa's forehead?

Bwahahaha, probably.

FreakinB: In short...lighten, Francis, etc.

Just wanted to point out that "lighten, Francis, etc." is longer, not shorter than "lighten up Francis".

/yes I realize what a pedantic prick I am

GoteamVenture:
Our 3 super bowls get me through the night. How ...aaww you dont have any shiny things.

Suck it philly!

Wow, spectacular fail, but it's what is expected from a cowboys fan

bel4sucks: GoteamVenture:
Our 3 super bowls get me through the night. How ...aaww you dont have any shiny things.

Suck it philly!

Wow, spectacular fail, but it's what is expected from a cowboys fan

That is strange. Unless he is a Colts or Rams fan, I suppose. He'd definitely be the first Cowboys fan to forget that they have 5 Super Bowl trophies.

Treygreen13: bel4sucks: GoteamVenture:
Our 3 super bowls get me through the night. How ...aaww you dont have any shiny things.

Suck it philly!

Wow, spectacular fail, but it's what is expected from a cowboys fan

That is strange. Unless he is a Colts or Rams fan, I suppose. He'd definitely be the first Cowboys fan to forget that they have 5 Super Bowl trophies.

I laughed at work. No Cowboy fan would forget that.
/Eagle fan
//Slight Cowboy disliker, it's a divisional thing.

Treygreen13: bel4sucks: GoteamVenture:
Our 3 super bowls get me through the night. How ...aaww you dont have any shiny things.

Suck it philly!

Wow, spectacular fail, but it's what is expected from a cowboys fan

That is strange. Unless he is a Colts or Rams fan, I suppose. He'd definitely be the first Cowboys fan to forget that they have 5 Super Bowl trophies.

I suppose it could be a Giants fan, they have three now that I think about it. But it didn't seem to fit the mold, and Philly put a curbstomping on the Giants this season.

....kinda like the Broncos did too.

Oddjorb: Treygreen13: bel4sucks: GoteamVenture:
Our 3 super bowls get me through the night. How ...aaww you dont have any shiny things.

Suck it philly!

Wow, spectacular fail, but it's what is expected from a cowboys fan

That is strange. Unless he is a Colts or Rams fan, I suppose. He'd definitely be the first Cowboys fan to forget that they have 5 Super Bowl trophies.

I laughed at work. No Cowboy fan would forget that.
/Eagle fan
//Slight Cowboy disliker, it's a divisional thing.

I like that by posting an Eagles comment in a Giants-Cowboys thread that this happened. Makes me happy.

Treygreen13: bel4sucks: GoteamVenture:
Our 3 super bowls get me through the night. How ...aaww you dont have any shiny things.

Suck it philly!

Wow, spectacular fail, but it's what is expected from a cowboys fan

That is strange. Unless he is a Colts or Rams fan, I suppose. He'd definitely be the first Cowboys fan to forget that they have 5 Super Bowl trophies.

Or he's one of many Giants fans to remember they've got 3 Super Bowl Trophies

/and 4 NFL Championships too

TheManofPA: Oddjorb: Treygreen13: bel4sucks: GoteamVenture:
Our 3 super bowls get me through the night. How ...aaww you dont have any shiny things.

Suck it philly!

Wow, spectacular fail, but it's what is expected from a cowboys fan

That is strange. Unless he is a Colts or Rams fan, I suppose. He'd definitely be the first Cowboys fan to forget that they have 5 Super Bowl trophies.

I laughed at work. No Cowboy fan would forget that.
/Eagle fan
//Slight Cowboy disliker, it's a divisional thing.

I like that by posting an Eagles comment in a Giants-Cowboys thread that this happened. Makes me happy.

Eagles - Overachieving since '97. At least. Maybe all time.

Came for the screen grab, leaving dissapointed.

FreakinB: Ok, I'm a Giants fan, but if Tony Romo does the same thing in our new stadium next year I'd find it just as funny.

In short...lighten, Francis, etc.

agreed. sports need more shiat like this and ocho cinco and what not. fark the no fun league.

I'm surprised that no one has posted that pic of Eli getting a BJ at Ole Miss yet.

FreakinB: thegoodthebadthedumb: FreakinB: In short...lighten, Francis, etc.

Just wanted to point out that "lighten, Francis, etc." is longer, not shorter than "lighten up Francis".

/yes I realize what a pedantic prick I am

No worries, did that on purpose. Figured someone would point it out.

Personally that's how I normally just say things halfheartedly.

/don't know why i had to chime in :D

I really hope the Boys destroy those biatch made Giants this week. They're one of the three games I see them winning in the final stretch and if they lose it will be demoralizing. fark the Gaints and their guido fans.

muck4doo: It's comforting to talk trash when your ass is benched for the rest of the season. you kick their ass on their own turf in their new stadium.

/paint over it if you don't like it you fat fark coach

TheJoe03: fark the Gaints Cowboys and their guido redneck fans.

/Hooray generalizations!

//Go Giants....please

I Am The Egg Matt Drudge Smears Upon His Body: muck4doo: It's comforting to talk trash when your ass is benched for the rest of the season. you kick their ass on their own turf in their new stadium.

/paint over it if you don't like it you fat fark coach

Or maybe have the police arrest Eli Manning when he steps off the plane the next time the Giants play in Dallas... At the very least it's a Class B misdemeanor (fine of up to $2000, jail up to 180 days) and if Jerry spends more than $1500 repairing it, Eli could be charged with a state jail felony, punishable by up to $10000 in fines and 2 years in state prison). Given how much Jerry wasted building the place, finding a way to make the repair cost $1500, at least on paper, should be easy.

Fark the Cowboys. GO GIANTS!

"Yeah, I kind of heard a few things about it,'' Manning said. "I figure they'll eventually get over it."

Awesome.

I heard the Yankees are gonna ask Big Papi to hide another one of his shirt at Yankees Stadium, so that they can win the World Series again.

Or maybe have the police arrest Eli Manning when he steps off the plane the next time the Giants play in Dallas... At the very least it's a Class B misdemeanor (fine of up to $2000, jail up to 180 days) and if Jerry spends more than $1500 repairing it, Eli could be charged with a state jail felony, punishable by up to $10000 in fines and 2 years in state prison). Given how much Jerry wasted building the place, finding a way to make the repair cost $1500, at least on paper, should be easy.

That would be a very smart move and would have no chance of backfiring or causing a giant public embarrassment at all. I wholeheartedly suggest that the venerable owner of the Cowboys takes your advice.