When I was a kid there was this huge toy store in the closest big city called Children's Palace. I have a lot of fond memories of the place before it totally got closed and converted into a shiatty Best Buy. I remember when i was 12, my parents took me there and we bought Karate Champ and Stinger. Stinger was awesome...I love that game. I still play it once in a while. I found out though that it's damn near impossible to play without one of those expensive-ass Advantage joysticks. I had to borrow one from my buddy, and what I mean by borrow is steal because that farking asshole wouldn't give it up. I snuck into his sister's window at night because she left it open so her boyfriend could come in and nail her, but she was drunk and passed out so I got through there easy, but his dog started barking and shiat and I had to shut it in the closet. Anyhow, while i was there, I decided to see what other games he had in case I wanted to "borrow" any of those as well, but I swear to god all he had was Taboo. And not like the boardgame...the nintendo version was some sort of weird astrology game. I went and woke him up by slapping him in the face with the Taboo cartridge and told him he'd better get me Summer Games or I was going to take naked pictures of his sister and send them to Penthouse 'cuz she was into that shiat anyway. That little bastard saved up all summer to get me Summer Games but playing it with the Advantage joystick just felt like cheating so I just threw it away. Now I'm pretty good at those House of the Dead games, but they don't make them like they used to--it was way fun to get lit and try to destroy a giant seed-spitting watermelon in stinger. Plus people who steal money and toys from poor kids can go to hell. fark those assholes.

In other other news, submitter has no concept that those toys were being distributed, instead of just being given to one person.

Goddamn, submitter. I hope you find some sort of home for wayward fu*ktards to help you.

Prime suspects?

Could it be the submitter realizes that even in California, a hundred grand bumps you out of poverty range? Could it possibly be submitter is just making fun of a poorly worded headline?

Nah. The only possible explanation is that submitter is teh stoopid.

Sick bastards.

Explanation of submitter's humor (SFW) (new window)

Cynical biatch here. When i was a young, single mother I had to resort temporarily to assistance to get child support, etc. This, and a background in social work jaded me to any type of charity. Yes, it's Christmas, but many of these people do NOT plan ahead and count on others to make their holidays and meet their children's needs, and get downright caustic when others do not fill their voids. Too many of them sit on their asses waiting for the handouts while doing nothing to help themselves or set a good example for their children.
Stealing is wrong, from a charity even wronger.

/end rant

Are you the same submittard that criticized a 5-year old little girl for asked for a swing set from the Make-A-Wish people?

Colgrove says the goods were being collected for homeless families and those whose breadwinners recently lost jobs.

Looks like the goods ended up where they belonged, then.

Who do they think stole this stuff: Bill Gates?

AR55: bullwinkl: When I was a kid there was this huge toy store in the closest big city called Children's Palace. I have a lot of fond memories of the place before it totally got closed and converted into a shiatty Best Buy. I remember when i was 12, my parents took me there and we bought Karate Champ and Stinger. Stinger was awesome...I love that game. I still play it once in a while. I found out though that it's damn near impossible to play without one of those expensive-ass Advantage joysticks. I had to borrow one from my buddy, and what I mean by borrow is steal because that farking asshole wouldn't give it up. I snuck into his sister's window at night because she left it open so her boyfriend could come in and nail her, but she was drunk and passed out so I got through there easy, but his dog started barking and shiat and I had to shut it in the closet. Anyhow, while i was there, I decided to see what other games he had in case I wanted to "borrow" any of those as well, but I swear to god all he had was Taboo. And not like the boardgame...the nintendo version was some sort of weird astrology game. I went and woke him up by slapping him in the face with the Taboo cartridge and told him he'd better get me Summer Games or I was going to take naked pictures of his sister and send them to Penthouse 'cuz she was into that shiat anyway. That little bastard saved up all summer to get me Summer Games but playing it with the Advantage joystick just felt like cheating so I just threw it away. Now I'm pretty good at those House of the Dead games, but they don't make them like they used to--it was way fun to get lit and try to destroy a giant seed-spitting watermelon in stinger. Plus people who steal money and toys from poor kids can go to hell. fark those assholes.

Anyone else read that in this voice:

No, I heard that in Ellis' voice from L4D2.



'This one time? My buddy Keith . . . '

Are you in here talking to yourself, BushBot?

Farking weirdo.

hyperflame: Sensei Can You See: Nah. The only possible explanation is that submitter is teh stoopid.

On Fark, that is usually a true UNDER-statement.

FTFM.