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(Yahoo) Dumbass AP cited for going 109mph. In a car   (sports.yahoo.com) divider line 128
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2009-12-03 02:26:00 PM
AD

It stands for "All Day." As in, "I driver recklessly all day."
 
2009-12-03 02:28:32 PM
The entire associated press?
 
2009-12-03 02:46:00 PM
I got one once for 119 in a 50/construction zone. This guy's an amateur.
 
2009-12-03 02:49:34 PM
Did he fumble his license and registration when giving it to the officer?
 
2009-12-03 02:59:35 PM
mediablitz: Did he fumble his license and registration when giving it to the officer?

Maybe he touchbacked the officer.
 
2009-12-03 03:27:27 PM
Do I get fantasy points for this?
 
2009-12-03 03:31:29 PM
I submitted this with a better headline.

/bitter.
 
2009-12-03 03:40:53 PM
If he was running, he'd have bounced off the police car and kept going.
 
2009-12-03 03:41:02 PM
Was Elin after him??
 
2009-12-03 03:44:42 PM
Was anyone hurt?

Why do we allow people with guns to stalk the roads of our country stealing from honest travellers? If we had any sense, we'd form posses and string them up.
 
2009-12-03 04:05:25 PM
The AP is pretty fast.
 
2009-12-03 04:07:05 PM
The posted speed limit on the crosstown maybe 55mph, but it's really 75.
 
2009-12-03 04:31:22 PM
impaler: The posted speed limit on the crosstown maybe 55mph, but it's really 75.

So what you're saying is that he was speeding?
 
2009-12-03 04:37:43 PM
Pshh. Chris Johnson would have been doing 120.
 
2009-12-03 04:46:31 PM
ZOMG THE VIKINGS ARE A TEAM FULL OF CRIMINALS why doesn't the coach & other staff control their players CLEARLY THEY ARE FOSTERING A TEAM CULTURE OF DEBAUCHERY AND LASCIVIOUSNESS get real, Adrian, you are not above the law
 
2009-12-03 04:54:43 PM
On the PA turnpike, 105 is called "being in the passing lane".
 
2009-12-03 04:57:01 PM
Isn't that a felony?
 
2009-12-03 04:58:09 PM
netweavr: Isn't that a felony?

Your face is a felony
 
2009-12-03 04:59:01 PM
Di Atribe: netweavr: Isn't that a felony?

Your face is a felony


You mom is a felony.
 
2009-12-03 05:01:47 PM
He needs to learn to only drive like that in Detroit, Chicago, and Green Bay.
 
2009-12-03 05:03:33 PM
netweavr: Di Atribe: netweavr: Isn't that a felony?

Your face is a felony

You mom is a felony.


Your mom is a felon
 
2009-12-03 05:11:05 PM
Minnesota Vikings star running back Adrian Peterson said Thursday that he'll be more careful after police clocked him driving 109 mph

What a douche. People can accidentally end up 10 or 15 mph over the limit, but going 109 is more than just not "being careful."

Dumb jock...
 
2009-12-03 05:13:07 PM
Di Atribe: netweavr: Di Atribe: netweavr: Isn't that a felony?

Your face is a felony

You mom is a felony.

Your mom is a felon


Again?
 
2009-12-03 05:33:59 PM
impaler: The posted speed limit on the crosstown maybe 55mph, but it's really 75.

Depends on what stretch and what time of day, during rush hour (and before and after) it's pretty frickin' slow, especially near hwy 100 and 35W. Most traffic probably goes 60 to 65 when it's not busy.

And 109 on pretty much any part of 62 West of the 35W interchange could probably be considered reckless driving.
 
2009-12-03 05:42:35 PM
Di Atribe: netweavr: Di Atribe: netweavr: Isn't that a felony?

Your face is a felony

You mom is a felony.

Your mom is a felon


...Dad?
 
2009-12-03 05:49:15 PM
cameroncrazy1984: Di Atribe: netweavr: Di Atribe: netweavr: Isn't that a felony?

Your face is a felony

You mom is a felony.

Your mom is a felon

...Dad?


*sigh* Shut up, boy. Mrs. Romo Fan and I are having a discussion. Since it is now December she's sure to fumble around and end up losing this time.
 
2009-12-03 05:59:16 PM
netweavr: cameroncrazy1984: Di Atribe: netweavr: Di Atribe: netweavr: Isn't that a felony?

Your face is a felony

You mom is a felony.

Your mom is a felon

...Dad?

*sigh* Shut up, boy. Mrs. Romo Fan and I are having a discussion. Since it is now December she's sure to fumble around and end up losing this time.


That's rather felonious of you to tell him to shut up.
 
2009-12-03 06:10:10 PM
netweavr: *sigh* Shut up, boy. Mrs. Romo Fan and I are having a discussion. Since it is now December she's sure to fumble around and end up losing this time.

Oh big words from Mr Oakland "3-8" Raiders over here. Nobody even knows who your QB is.

I mean... your mom might.
 
2009-12-03 06:10:59 PM
AlwaysRightBoy: That's rather felonious of you to tell him to shut up.

It's also rather felonious to call me a him. AGAINST THE LAW I SAY
 
2009-12-03 06:13:49 PM
Di Atribe: netweavr: *sigh* Shut up, boy. Mrs. Romo Fan and I are having a discussion. Since it is now December she's sure to fumble around and end up losing this time.

Oh big words from Mr Oakland "3-8" Raiders over here. Nobody even knows who your QB is.

I mean... your mom might.


At least my team can beat the Eagles.
 
2009-12-03 06:15:38 PM
netweavr: At least my team can beat the Eagles.

Oh snap except not snap because the Cowboys beat the Eagles.

OH AND THE RAIDERS TOO
 
2009-12-03 06:23:29 PM
Bufu: Was Elin after him??

Ha!

Adjective Bird Whiskey: Pshh. Chris Johnson would have been doing 120.

True.
 
2009-12-03 06:25:53 PM
Di Atribe: AlwaysRightBoy: That's rather felonious of you to tell him to shut up.

It's also rather felonious to call me a him. AGAINST THE LAW I SAY


I meant that in its archaic form.
/I think
 
2009-12-03 06:27:20 PM
Di Atribe: netweavr: At least my team can beat the Eagles.

Oh snap except not snap because the Cowboys beat the Eagles.

OH AND THE RAIDERS TOO


Way to f*ck that one up netweavr. I mean the score was like 2-clicks away but you were sure you'd get her on this. I mean hell, it's not like you should have looked that up first, that would have made sense and broken my heart.
 
2009-12-03 07:23:37 PM
mediablitz: Did he fumble his license and registration when giving it to the officer?

I see we're all done here.
 
2009-12-03 07:25:21 PM
ricewater_stool: I submitted this with a better headline.

/bitter.


Yeah I think I need to apologize for this one. I was kind of rushed, should have come up with something better, but figured what the hell. Didn't think it'd get a green.

Also, curious about the AP/AD thing. I've heard All Day of course, but I almost always heard him referred to as AP.
 
2009-12-03 07:28:37 PM
Well, clearly he should be suspended until the playoffs. That's dangerous.

:)
 
2009-12-03 07:31:13 PM
mediablitz: Did he fumble his license and registration when giving it to the officer?

Golf clap, well played, we're done, etc.
 
paj
2009-12-03 07:37:00 PM
175 km/h? Good thing it wasn't in Onterrio, they'd have taken his car and license away.
 
2009-12-03 07:38:08 PM
All of your teams suck ass.

There is only one team that counts in all of sports:

img689.imageshack.us
 
2009-12-03 08:10:37 PM
The All-Pro Adrien Peterson told the Associated Press.

...

AP AP told the AP!

/WOO AP!
 
2009-12-03 08:20:38 PM
Driving fast on a straight, multi-lane freeway with minimal traffic isn't reckless. The only reason the speed limit's under 80mph is revenue.
 
2009-12-03 08:32:01 PM
www.shore.com

/In the future, subby, don't assume your silly abbreviations mean much outside of your tiny circle of friends
 
2009-12-03 08:38:46 PM
robsul82: Well, clearly he should be suspended until the playoffs. That's dangerous.

:)


I agree 100%. Well, I'd settle with through the weekend.

/my blood runs... human red, but i like the cards
 
2009-12-03 08:41:44 PM
Marcus Aurelius: On the PA turnpike, 105 is called "being in the passing lane".

Only in the winter. All other times, you there isn't a long enough stretch between construction areas to build up that much speed.
 
2009-12-03 08:41:53 PM
Isn't the law generally that double the speed limit equals immediate arrest and forfeiture of your license? I'm pretty sure it's like that here in Pennsylvania.

Anyway, the point is this: 55*2=110. AP's speed: 109.

Coincidence? I really doubt it. I wonder how fast he was really going before the cop let him slide because he's Adrian Peterson.
 
2009-12-03 08:42:19 PM
eazye1334: Marcus Aurelius: On the PA turnpike, 105 is called "being in the passing lane".

Only in the winter. All other times, you there isn't a long enough stretch between construction areas to build up that much speed.


FTFM
 
2009-12-03 08:44:25 PM
Is this the Thursday night football game thread? Its going to be a nail bitting 6-3 victory.
 
2009-12-03 08:52:11 PM
The Skydome hasn't seen a matchup this electric since Hogan/Warrior I at Mania VI
 
2009-12-03 08:56:50 PM
And Braylon Edwards drops a wide open catch that woulda been a TD
 
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