Pocket Ninja: The fundamental problem here is that the vast majority of men believe they have heavage when they really have moobage.

I have heavage....looks down....nevermind.

The purchase of the Wall Street Journal by Newscorp has had absolutely NO negative impact on the quality of journalism contained therein.

I wear either polo shirts or buttoned dress shirts. No one in a public setting needs to see my hairy chest.

Male cleavage is not seen from the front.

call it what you will STILL do not want

/pecs vs. cleavage is NOT a comparison
//I sound fat

Subby, don't you mean the foxification of the WSJ?

I like cheese.

The WSJ could only afford one image of Travolta, and a Photoshopped ink sketch of said photo? Wow...they ARE in trouble.

MOOBS!

/Man-boobs. get it?
//i tried to coin this a few months back
///didn't take :(

Wow, WSJ is being made into Rupert Murdoch's image. Half tabloid, half "news", all retard. Looks like par for the course for NewsCorp.

ATTN PEOPLE WHO THINK MAKING UP PHRASES LIKE "Heavage" and "Moobs" IS CLEVER:fark you.

Sardonic_Padre: MOOBS!

/Man-boobs. get it?
//i tried to coin this a few months back
///didn't take :(

Did you invent the internet as well??

i prefer beavage.

retro128: Wow, WSJ is being made into Rupert Murdoch's image. Half tabloid, half "news", all retard. Looks like par for the course for NewsCorp.

Oh, give me a farking break. This is a feature in the Journal called the A-Hed, which has been there for many years. In fact, when Murdoch was buying up the Journal, there was talk that he would eliminate the A-Hed, and there was much fury, so he agreed to keep it. You and subby have no idea what you're talking about.

Fully endorses a popped off shirt policy

Patroclus: ATTN PEOPLE WHO THINK MAKING UP PHRASES LIKE "Heavage" and "Moobs" IS CLEVER:fark you.

Jealous much??

/heavage

You know, I've always been a fan of WSJ illustrations of public figures and such; it's just one of those things that gave the WSJ a more professional feel. But dammit, Rupert Murdoch, I hate you so much for this:

All I want for Christmas is my two front teats, my two front teats, see my two front teats?

Please, make it stop.

Heaveage is a perfectly cromulent word, as seeing them makes me want to heave!

Slowly, the WSJ is morphing into the Sun. Pretty soon you'll have page three girls. Welcome to Murdoch World.

Fellow farkettes, I present eye-bleach.

what "heavage" might look like:



/You know it's hot..

Well, that will be the first and last fashion article i will ever read.

Are there really "men" out there who rely on the runway for their fashion choices or styles.

"Heavage"? I thought it was "Plumber's Crack".

"heavage"
"manorexia"
"mangina"
*insert similar made up word*

if you use these words, it makes me want to punch you.

Hi there



Pec implants...yeah, those look...good?

Coiled Hot 1: Sardonic_Padre: MOOBS!

/Man-boobs. get it?
//i tried to coin this a few months back
///didn't take :(

Did you invent the internet as well??

no, but i invented pants.

The_Original_Roxtar: "heavage"
"manorexia"
"mangina"
*insert similar made up word*

if you use these words, it makes me want to punch you.

Vagenis.

On the subway this morning, I saw a driver who was only minimally fat, but somehow he had very voluptuous C or D cups. This was not just standard moobage. He had some real knockers up there.

Just out of curiosity, how does a man grow boobs like that? Is it a case of losing a lot of weight, just not in that one region? They wouldn't have looked out of place on a 350-pound man, but this guy was probably not over 200.

Or do some men really just grow bountiful bazooms as part of getting older?

Is there anything Rupert Murdoch can't do? I don't think so.

Sardonic_Padre: Coiled Hot 1: Sardonic_Padre: MOOBS!

/Man-boobs. get it?
//i tried to coin this a few months back
///didn't take :(

Did you invent the internet as well??

no, but i invented pants.

Well, I guess you have that going for you.

Jackpot777: Vagenis.

"shenis" fits the pattern better

Kareeshus: On the subway this morning, I saw a driver who was only minimally fat, but somehow he had very voluptuous C or D cups. This was not just standard moobage. He had some real knockers up there.

Just out of curiosity, how does a man grow boobs like that? Is it a case of losing a lot of weight, just not in that one region? They wouldn't have looked out of place on a 350-pound man, but this guy was probably not over 200.

Or do some men really just grow bountiful bazooms as part of getting older?

Effed-up hormones.

If the goal was to totally piss away every shred of respectability the once paper had, Mr. Murdoch, you, sir, are doing a fine job.

/John Travolta, really?

I always that "man-cleavage" was when you went commando and unzipped your pants halfway. You know you show a little neck but no head.

I'm not renewing my subscription for the WSJ this year.

So there.

Crude: Fully endorses a popped off shirt policy

i was just watching that episode last night.

/nightman...whoaooh. lmao.

BabyDumplings: A former boyfriend of mine is so hairy he shaves his elbows.
His elbows.


said boyfriend: