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(Wall Street Journal) Stupid The cheesification of the Wall Street Journal is complete, with this utterly vapid article on male cleavage...heavage, if you will   (online.wsj.com) divider line 87
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2009-12-03 12:01:33 PM
The fundamental problem here is that the vast majority of men believe they have heavage when they really have moobage.
 
2009-12-03 12:02:59 PM
Pocket Ninja: The fundamental problem here is that the vast majority of men believe they have heavage when they really have moobage.

I have heavage....looks down....nevermind.
 
2009-12-03 12:03:18 PM
The purchase of the Wall Street Journal by Newscorp has had absolutely NO negative impact on the quality of journalism contained therein.
 
2009-12-03 12:03:35 PM
I wear either polo shirts or buttoned dress shirts. No one in a public setting needs to see my hairy chest.
 
2009-12-03 12:03:45 PM
Male cleavage is not seen from the front.
 
2009-12-03 12:03:54 PM
call it what you will STILL do not want

/pecs vs. cleavage is NOT a comparison
//I sound fat
 
2009-12-03 12:04:08 PM
Subby, don't you mean the foxification of the WSJ?
 
2009-12-03 12:05:30 PM
I like cheese.
 
2009-12-03 12:05:31 PM
The WSJ could only afford one image of Travolta, and a Photoshopped ink sketch of said photo? Wow...they ARE in trouble.
 
2009-12-03 12:06:28 PM
MOOBS!

/Man-boobs. get it?
//i tried to coin this a few months back
///didn't take :(
 
2009-12-03 12:07:09 PM
Wow, WSJ is being made into Rupert Murdoch's image. Half tabloid, half "news", all retard. Looks like par for the course for NewsCorp.
 
2009-12-03 12:09:33 PM
ATTN PEOPLE WHO THINK MAKING UP PHRASES LIKE "Heavage" and "Moobs" IS CLEVER:fark you.
 
2009-12-03 12:10:11 PM
Sardonic_Padre: MOOBS!

/Man-boobs. get it?
//i tried to coin this a few months back
///didn't take :(


Did you invent the internet as well??
 
2009-12-03 12:10:56 PM
i prefer beavage.
 
2009-12-03 12:11:34 PM
retro128: Wow, WSJ is being made into Rupert Murdoch's image. Half tabloid, half "news", all retard. Looks like par for the course for NewsCorp.

Oh, give me a farking break. This is a feature in the Journal called the A-Hed, which has been there for many years. In fact, when Murdoch was buying up the Journal, there was talk that he would eliminate the A-Hed, and there was much fury, so he agreed to keep it. You and subby have no idea what you're talking about.
 
2009-12-03 12:12:06 PM
wpcontent.answers.com

Fully endorses a popped off shirt policy
 
2009-12-03 12:13:12 PM
Patroclus: ATTN PEOPLE WHO THINK MAKING UP PHRASES LIKE "Heavage" and "Moobs" IS CLEVER:fark you.

Jealous much??

/heavage
 
2009-12-03 12:14:06 PM
Super Chronic: retro128: Wow, WSJ is being made into Rupert Murdoch's image. Half tabloid, half "news", all retard. Looks like par for the course for NewsCorp.

Oh, give me a farking break. This is a feature in the Journal called the A-Hed, which has been there for many years. In fact, when Murdoch was buying up the Journal, there was talk that he would eliminate the A-Hed, and there was much fury, so he agreed to keep it. You and subby have no idea what you're talking about.


THIS.

/try actually reading the journal once in a while
 
2009-12-03 12:14:34 PM
THIS THREAD IS USEFUL WITHOUT PICS
 
2009-12-03 12:15:28 PM
You know, I've always been a fan of WSJ illustrations of public figures and such; it's just one of those things that gave the WSJ a more professional feel. But dammit, Rupert Murdoch, I hate you so much for this:

s.wsj.net
 
2009-12-03 12:19:22 PM
All I want for Christmas is my two front teats, my two front teats, see my two front teats?
 
2009-12-03 12:21:09 PM
Look, just because I wear a fitting nylon T-shirt that accentuates my washboard abs and sheetrock-like pecs doesn't give you the right to look at me like I'm a piece of meat, goddamnit. I bought this shirt because I liked the collar, GOD HAVE SOME FARKING RESPECT, WENCHES! MY EYES ARE UP HERE.

...


...
 
2009-12-03 12:21:41 PM
Please, make it stop.
 
2009-12-03 12:21:44 PM
Heaveage is a perfectly cromulent word, as seeing them makes me want to heave!
 
2009-12-03 12:23:31 PM
This is the most well-informed article I have read from the WSJ in recent memory.
 
2009-12-03 12:25:03 PM
Slowly, the WSJ is morphing into the Sun. Pretty soon you'll have page three girls. Welcome to Murdoch World.
 
2009-12-03 12:25:29 PM
Fellow farkettes, I present eye-bleach.

what "heavage" might look like:
i511.photobucket.com


/You know it's hot..
 
2009-12-03 12:27:12 PM
Well, that will be the first and last fashion article i will ever read.

Are there really "men" out there who rely on the runway for their fashion choices or styles.
 
2009-12-03 12:29:55 PM
Do NOT like tight shirts on men. I like fitted shirts on men, but not tight shirts.

I think it's a regional thing too. In Alabama, men usually wear polo shirts, khaki pants, or jeans with a jacket--minimal hair products. So naturally, I like that. I'm used to it.

In larger cities...even as south as Atlanta, I've noticed the men are really metro. Tight shirts, gelled hair, tanned. I like a man to look nice, but this is just too different for me.
 
2009-12-03 12:30:48 PM
"Heavage"? I thought it was "Plumber's Crack".
www.joeclipart.com
 
2009-12-03 12:31:15 PM
"heavage"
"manorexia"
"mangina"
*insert similar made up word*

if you use these words, it makes me want to punch you.
 
2009-12-03 12:36:20 PM
api.ning.com

Hi there

www.pectoralimplantsonline.com

Pec implants...yeah, those look...good?
 
2009-12-03 12:36:45 PM
Coiled Hot 1: Sardonic_Padre: MOOBS!

/Man-boobs. get it?
//i tried to coin this a few months back
///didn't take :(

Did you invent the internet as well??


no, but i invented pants.
 
2009-12-03 12:37:40 PM
The_Original_Roxtar: "heavage"
"manorexia"
"mangina"
*insert similar made up word*

if you use these words, it makes me want to punch you.


Vagenis.
 
2009-12-03 12:38:50 PM
On the subway this morning, I saw a driver who was only minimally fat, but somehow he had very voluptuous C or D cups. This was not just standard moobage. He had some real knockers up there.

Just out of curiosity, how does a man grow boobs like that? Is it a case of losing a lot of weight, just not in that one region? They wouldn't have looked out of place on a 350-pound man, but this guy was probably not over 200.

Or do some men really just grow bountiful bazooms as part of getting older?
 
2009-12-03 12:39:04 PM
Is there anything Rupert Murdoch can't do? I don't think so.
 
2009-12-03 12:40:51 PM
Sardonic_Padre: Coiled Hot 1: Sardonic_Padre: MOOBS!

/Man-boobs. get it?
//i tried to coin this a few months back
///didn't take :(

Did you invent the internet as well??

no, but i invented pants.


Well, I guess you have that going for you.
 
2009-12-03 12:42:15 PM
Kareeshus: Just out of curiosity, how does a man grow boobs like that? Is it a case of losing a lot of weight, just not in that one region? They wouldn't have looked out of place on a 350-pound man, but this guy was probably not over 200.

Estrogen pills as part of pre-op preperation is my guess.
 
2009-12-03 12:42:48 PM
nj-guido.com

Go ahead; let it off the chain fellas.


/I thought we killed and ate all the guys on Wall Street.
 
2009-12-03 12:42:59 PM
Jackpot777: Vagenis.

"shenis" fits the pattern better
 
2009-12-03 12:43:01 PM
Kareeshus: On the subway this morning, I saw a driver who was only minimally fat, but somehow he had very voluptuous C or D cups. This was not just standard moobage. He had some real knockers up there.

Just out of curiosity, how does a man grow boobs like that? Is it a case of losing a lot of weight, just not in that one region? They wouldn't have looked out of place on a 350-pound man, but this guy was probably not over 200.

Or do some men really just grow bountiful bazooms as part of getting older?


Effed-up hormones.
 
2009-12-03 12:43:33 PM
If the goal was to totally piss away every shred of respectability the once paper had, Mr. Murdoch, you, sir, are doing a fine job.

/John Travolta, really?
 
2009-12-03 12:44:27 PM
I always that "man-cleavage" was when you went commando and unzipped your pants halfway. You know you show a little neck but no head.
 
2009-12-03 12:48:23 PM
The_Original_Roxtar: *insert similar made up word*

Breasticle?
 
2009-12-03 12:50:43 PM
infinitedigits: Fellow farkettes, I present eye-bleach.

what "heavage" might should look like:



/You know it's hot..


FTFY! And thanks for the bleach
 
2009-12-03 12:52:11 PM
I'm not renewing my subscription for the WSJ this year.

So there.
 
2009-12-03 12:52:31 PM
Crude: Fully endorses a popped off shirt policy

i was just watching that episode last night.

/nightman...whoaooh. lmao.
 
2009-12-03 12:53:48 PM
Kareeshus: On the subway this morning, I saw a driver who was only minimally fat, but somehow he had very voluptuous C or D cups. This was not just standard moobage. He had some real knockers up there.

Just out of curiosity, how does a man grow boobs like that? Is it a case of losing a lot of weight, just not in that one region? They wouldn't have looked out of place on a 350-pound man, but this guy was probably not over 200.

Or do some men really just grow bountiful bazooms as part of getting older?


Implants.
 
2009-12-03 12:59:11 PM
A former boyfriend of mine is so hairy he shaves his elbows.
His elbows.
 
2009-12-03 01:02:34 PM
BabyDumplings: A former boyfriend of mine is so hairy he shaves his elbows.
His elbows.



said boyfriend:
www.boingboing.net
 
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