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(Yahoo)   If there was any doubt as to which list William C. Caldwell III of Georgia is on, it was eliminated when he dressed as an elf and told a mall Santa that he was carrying dynamite. With pic of what an elf probably doesn't look like   (news.yahoo.com) divider line 92
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2009-12-03 02:20:05 PM
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2009-12-03 02:20:34 PM
WIN.
 
2009-12-03 02:21:42 PM
Willy looks like Screech.... on meth.
 
2009-12-03 02:24:13 PM
Tommy Moo beat me to it!
 
2009-12-03 02:24:14 PM
My kind of elf:

www.dvdactive.com
 
2009-12-03 02:25:07 PM
Another Government Employee: (Clayton County needs its own FARK tag)

I concur. All the weird stuff from Georgia usually start with a Clayton County city or involves a Clayton County person. I used to think Savannah was weird until I moved up here to Atlanta. Clayton wins in the craziness department hands down.
 
2009-12-03 02:27:13 PM
He just wanted to get back inside for the Holidays...3 Squrs. n a bed...
 
2009-12-03 02:28:46 PM
peachy92: Another Government Employee: (Clayton County needs its own FARK tag)

I concur. All the weird stuff from Georgia usually start with a Clayton County city or involves a Clayton County person. I used to think Savannah was weird until I moved up here to Atlanta. Clayton wins in the craziness department hands down.


Savannah DOES have its moments. (I always blamed it on the water)
 
2009-12-03 02:33:22 PM
Somebody needs to tell Mr. Caldwell that Dopey was a dwarf, not an elf.
 
2009-12-03 02:34:51 PM
www.imgag.com
 
2009-12-03 02:37:16 PM
farm3.static.flickr.com

Still believes.
 
2009-12-03 02:39:09 PM
On the morning news here in Atlanta they kept stressing that the guy is really the size of an elf:

"He's only 5 feet tall and 108 pounds soaking wet according to the booking records..."
 
2009-12-03 02:40:10 PM
Tommy Moo

Close, but:
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2009-12-03 02:41:17 PM
BravadoGT: On the morning news here in Atlanta they kept stressing that the guy is really the size of an elf:

"He's only 5 feet tall and 108 pounds soaking wet according to the booking records..."



At least they knew enough to soak down their elf before weighing him.
 
2009-12-03 02:41:29 PM
AbbeySomeone: friedlinx: AbbeySomeone: Why would a 45 year old man want his picture taken with Santa?

The Angry Hand of God
Meth is a hell of a drug. Enough Said.

Too simple. I like the idea of twisted sexual fantasies or childhood trauma.


Why can't it be all three?
 
2009-12-03 02:43:56 PM
It was the list of invitees for the White House dinner, wasn't it?
 
2009-12-03 02:49:31 PM
My brother is a Lt. at the FD in the city where this took place. He had to run the call. He said that was one CRAZY little Elf !
 
2009-12-03 02:49:32 PM
Maybe Santa farked his mom

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2009-12-03 02:52:31 PM
Ha. You gotta love Clayco!

/Henry County is the Clayton County of the 80's.

//Loves where they left Victor "walking short" Hill's name on the official sheriffs release. Wonder if he gave this guy a badge?
 
2009-12-03 02:56:49 PM
There's no such thing as bad attention, eh?
 
2009-12-03 03:17:55 PM
came here for Josh Blue comparison. leaving satisfied thanks to Tommy Moo.
 
2009-12-03 03:23:05 PM
So is this guy an Anime character?
 
2009-12-03 03:29:29 PM
Farkin'round: bucket_pup: OMG - As someone that lived in Morrow, GA for 27+ years and saw Southlake mall being built, I am getting a kick out of this replies......

/// Lived at the "Goldmine" arcade during my wasted days of youth
//// Southlake mall is a shAthole now.
// Get the hell of my lawn.

I agree with you. That place used to be the main drag to shop or just hang out. It has definitely become "The 'Hood. It's the same with Macon Mall.


Along with Cumberland, Lenox, and Gwinnett Place.
 
2009-12-03 03:44:56 PM
Och, how could I forget Angus Podgorny?
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2009-12-03 03:58:20 PM
brainsonfire.com

Dynamite? No way kid...you'll shoot your eye out!
 
2009-12-03 03:59:08 PM
Another Government Employee:(Clayton County needs its own FARK tag)

Okay, but only if Fayette County gets one too.
 
2009-12-03 04:05:17 PM
He must have shared a cell with the guy from Wednesday who had the 5 inch shank buried in his butt from the look on his face. God their cellmate must be a dick.
 
2009-12-03 04:05:39 PM
HEY SHAKESPEARE
is that elf in the pic in this thread Crystal of Sports by Brooks fame?
////sure looks like her
help me out here farkers
 
2009-12-03 04:25:35 PM
Rockman64: Farkin'round: bucket_pup: OMG - As someone that lived in Morrow, GA for 27+ years and saw Southlake mall being built, I am getting a kick out of this replies......

/// Lived at the "Goldmine" arcade during my wasted days of youth
//// Southlake mall is a shAthole now.
// Get the hell of my lawn.

I agree with you. That place used to be the main drag to shop or just hang out. It has definitely become "The 'Hood. It's the same with Macon Mall.

Along with Cumberland, Lenox, and Gwinnett Place.


Cumberland is kind of ghetto fashion wise and with the urban thuggery types that like to hang out there, but upscale ghetto, as it has a Costco. It is definately a nicer mall and has much less of a trash element than say Arbor Place out in Douglasville. Lenox is nowhere near ghetto unless by ghetto you mean there are black people there. Never been to Gwinnett Place, so no comment.
 
2009-12-03 04:28:08 PM
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2009-12-03 04:39:27 PM
Why is it that all crazy people's mugshots look the same?
 
2009-12-03 04:41:26 PM
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O HAI GUYS!
 
2009-12-03 04:41:53 PM
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2009-12-03 04:48:14 PM
crazy hair. check
crazy eyes. check
crazy goatee. check


yep. he's crazy!
 
2009-12-03 04:48:41 PM
www.hg80.no

/obligatory . . . minus the dynamite.
//and hot like pixie dust . . .
 
2009-12-03 04:59:47 PM
Dynamite Bomber Elf, from the MISFIT TOYS collection.
ep.yimg.com
 
2009-12-03 05:30:28 PM
Moroning: Them eyes have Graves Disease written all over them!

Did a GIS.
By jove, you are right!
 
2009-12-03 05:51:00 PM
YAY! Georgia FTW!
 
2009-12-03 09:03:47 PM
Sheesh, what's with people still threatening with dynamite these days? That's so 1940s..

Dunkelstar: emo phillips has really lost his way..
 
2009-12-04 07:03:03 AM
He looks more like a hobbit:

img-nex.theonering.net
 
2009-12-04 08:16:28 AM
SkunkWorx: Another Government Employee:(Clayton County needs its own FARK tag)

Okay, but only if Fayette County gets one too.


Yeah, I guess the entire south side of Atlanta would qualify.
 
2009-12-04 08:17:59 AM
Rockman64: Farkin'round: bucket_pup: OMG - As someone that lived in Morrow, GA for 27+ years and saw Southlake mall being built, I am getting a kick out of this replies......

/// Lived at the "Goldmine" arcade during my wasted days of youth
//// Southlake mall is a shAthole now.
// Get the hell of my lawn.

I agree with you. That place used to be the main drag to shop or just hang out. It has definitely become "The 'Hood. It's the same with Macon Mall.

Along with Cumberland, Lenox, and Gwinnett Place.


Yes. Not so much. Very much yes. (Oh, and you need to include Northlake.)
 
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