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(SFGate) Stupid New Reagan app for your iReagan lets you Reagan all Reagan, whether you're sitting in your Reagan or driving your Reagan down the Reagan   (sfgate.com) divider line 732
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2009-12-03 12:06:35 PM
You know, with very little effort, one could re-mark The Smurfs into The Reagans. All the smurfs would look like miniature Reagans and say "Reagan" for everything instead of "smurf." And the great enemy of the The Reagans would be the evil sorcerer Gargo'Neil. It would be some quality television.
 
2009-12-03 12:07:43 PM
Yo dawg, we heard you like Reagan...
 
2009-12-03 12:11:21 PM
I downloaded the iZacharyTaylor and it pretty much sucks.
 
2009-12-03 12:14:02 PM
I thought someone already made a GOP talking points app.
 
2009-12-03 12:14:30 PM
Nabb1: I downloaded the iZacharyTaylor and it pretty much sucks.

You think that's bad, I paid for the iWHHarrison, and it crashed after a month.
 
2009-12-03 12:14:54 PM
Nabb1: I downloaded the iZacharyTaylor and it pretty much sucks.

I got the iGrant a few weeks ago, and now I always know where the bars with the cheapest whiskey are in any given twelve-mile radius.
 
2009-12-03 12:15:34 PM
I tried the iWilliamHenryHarrison, and was very disappointed. It took almost two hours to start when I installed it, and then totally crapped out after about a month.
 
2009-12-03 12:16:11 PM
what_now: You think that's bad, I paid for the iWHHarrison, and it crashed after a month.

Damn me and my slow typing!
 
2009-12-03 12:17:07 PM
I downloaded the Reagan app for my iPhone, and it promptly forgot all my contacts and my history, farked up all my other apps so they quit working and couldn't be updated, and then opened Safari while I was sleeping and went out ordered a bunch of gifts for random rich people and charged them to my kid's account. Piece of shiat.
 
2009-12-03 12:17:12 PM
RodneyToady: I tried the iWilliamHenryHarrison, and was very disappointed. It took almost two hours to start when I installed it, and then totally crapped out after about a month.

I also picked up the iCleveland app, and now every time I post it's in two non-consecutive bursts.
 
2009-12-03 12:22:34 PM
i'm sick of obama supporters and their cult of personality. i'm also sick of these hollywood actors sticking their noses in politics. all hail saint reagan - the only perfect president ever! every man-made structure on the planet should be renamed for this god-among-men! he was, is and always shall be "THE ONE!"
 
2009-12-03 12:23:20 PM
Hmmm...I got my boyfriend the iBuchanan and it keeps taking him to gay bars....
 
2009-12-03 12:25:14 PM
Why is there this giant hole in my iKennedy?



/I don't feel good about that.
 
2009-12-03 12:25:35 PM
I bought the iLincoln. I'm not sure it's legal. It auto-Jailbreaks your phone, and from then on, all of your apps are free. I like it, but I have a feeling it's going to get killed eventually.

After that, I tried to get iTaft. But I didn't have enough space left, and it wouldn't fit.
 
2009-12-03 12:26:40 PM
I tried the iFord, but I drop the damn thing every time I walk down the stairs.
 
2009-12-03 12:27:00 PM
The iCheney app shot me in the face.
 
2009-12-03 12:27:41 PM
what_now: Why is there this giant hole in my iKennedy?



/I don't feel good about that.


The iLincoln has the same problem.
 
2009-12-03 12:27:44 PM
what_now: Why is there this giant hole in my iKennedy?

/I don't feel good about that.


Just take it back.

and to the left
 
2009-12-03 12:28:35 PM
Eddie Adams from Torrance: The iCheney app shot me in the face.

Yeah, so did my iClinton app.
 
2009-12-03 12:29:15 PM
I also got the iAdams, but it thinks it knows how to work itself better than I do.
 
2009-12-03 12:32:05 PM
Huh. My iNixon uninstalled itself. Weird.
 
2009-12-03 12:32:11 PM
GAT_00: I also got the iAdams, but it thinks it knows how to work itself better than I do.

Did you get the original version or the iAdams2.Q with the daddy issues and lesbian campaign smears?
 
2009-12-03 12:32:28 PM
I got the iHayes and now I have a cool beard
 
2009-12-03 12:33:00 PM
...



Sent by iCoolidge app for iPhone
 
2009-12-03 12:34:01 PM
JusticeandIndependence: I got the iHayes and now I have a cool beard

Enjoy that while it uninstalls all of your booze.
 
2009-12-03 12:35:01 PM
Cagey B: JusticeandIndependence: I got the iHayes and now I have a cool beard

Enjoy that while it uninstalls all of your booze.


My beard is really strange now that I installed the iVan Buren
 
2009-12-03 12:39:40 PM
Anyone else having a problem with the iRoosevelt2.0? For some reason it just keeps running and running and running even though there are other apps trying to use the resources.

I probably shouldn't have upgraded from iRoosevelt1.0. It was a robust program, even if it ran really rough.
 
2009-12-03 12:41:06 PM
RON PAUL REAGAN


/I wonder how many "Ron's" and "Ronald's" get involved in politics...
 
2009-12-03 12:41:24 PM
Crap. The iTruman just killed all my Hello Kitty apps.
 
2009-12-03 12:42:41 PM
what_now: Crap. The iTruman just killed all my Hello Kitty apps.

Did the Hello Kitty apps say sorry?
 
2009-12-03 12:44:47 PM
I think the backplate on my iKennedy is broken.
 
2009-12-03 12:46:49 PM
Y'know, as long as I'm on the subject of second versions, why does iBush2.0 continue to perform illegal operations? iBush1.0 might have been completely ineffectual, but it least it didn't try to re-write the entire operating system in order to allow itself unreasonable permissions.

iBush2.0 really sucks. The other day, it did nothing after it got advance warning of a malicious malware attack. And then after the first crash, it hung up for almost 8 minutes before it did anything.
 
2009-12-03 12:48:54 PM
what_now: Did you get the original version or the iAdams2.Q with the daddy issues and lesbian campaign smears?

Original. It's better than it was in beta test though, that one just sat there and biatched at me about how much it hated it's job.
 
2009-12-03 12:50:03 PM
MaxxLarge: Anyone else having a problem with the iRoosevelt2.0? For some reason it just keeps running and running and running even though there are other apps trying to use the resources.

Haha, silly newfag, the iPhone can't run two apps at once!
 
2009-12-03 12:51:02 PM
My iSenhower helps me find the nearest interstate.
 
2009-12-03 12:51:43 PM
MaxxLarge: I bought the iLincoln.

Have you tried streaming video with it? I bought the iLoncoln, and when I hit up a YouTube video, it always dies about halfway through.
 
2009-12-03 12:52:26 PM
Skail: MaxxLarge: I bought the iLincoln.

Have you tried streaming video with it? I bought the iLincoln, and when I hit up a YouTube video, it always dies about halfway through.


FTFM.
 
2009-12-03 12:53:34 PM
My iReagan deregulated all my other apps and now all my apps are in Chinese.
 
2009-12-03 12:55:40 PM
I heard that after you finish running the iBuchanan, it splits into two programs.
 
2009-12-03 12:55:53 PM
iPalin gave my son Downs Syndrome, got my daughter pregnant, uploaded naked pictures of her baby daddy on the Internet, and turned me into a compulsive liar with a tendency to ramble incoherently.
 
2009-12-03 12:57:16 PM
After downloading iBeck, it set my homepage to the Wiki article on paranoid schizophrenia. HALP!
 
2009-12-03 12:58:52 PM
elchip: iPalin gave my son Downs Syndrome, got my daughter pregnant, uploaded naked pictures of her baby daddy on the Internet, and turned me into a compulsive liar with a tendency to ramble incoherently.

Mine got halfway through uploading the pictures and quit. I called support and they said I was afraid of powerful apps.
 
2009-12-03 12:59:54 PM
elchip: iPalin

iBeck


Hey, hey, hey. We're doing Presidents here.
 
2009-12-03 01:00:25 PM
GAT_00: Hey, hey, hey. We're doing Presidents here.

Like I said, iPalin and iBeck.
 
2009-12-03 01:02:36 PM
Doctor Funkenstein: I think the backplate on my iKennedy is broken.

Something kind of weird happened to my iKennedy install. I tried to open it the other day, and it had apparently been broken and removed by an illegal process. I ran the diagnostic, and it determined that it had been terminated by a Trojan working from within a Kindle emulator. I'm not sure I believe that. Seems to me like it would have taken a lot more attacks than that to wipe out such a powerful program, but whatever.

I'm a little suspicious of this app called "Grass/eKnoll" that seems to have popped up out of nowhere. a lot of people are talking about in some forums, but nobody seems to be able to prove anything. I keep running this patch called "Zapper-Rooter," but even that just complicates the whole thing with more questions.

The irritating thing is that it installed something called "ElbyJay" in its place. So far, I can't really tell what it does. All I know is it's a lot less user-friendly, and doesn't have as good-looking of an interface. I guess I'll see if it measures up, but I doubt it'll be as good.
 
2009-12-03 01:15:07 PM
Be very careful with the iBartlett. You don't find out it's got a virus for years.
 
2009-12-03 01:23:23 PM
Skail: MaxxLarge: I bought the iLincoln.

Have you tried streaming video with it? I bought the iLoncoln, and when I hit up a YouTube video, it always dies about halfway through.


You can trade it for iJohnson 1.0. Be warned though: they've threatened to remove it from the iTunes store just like the iClinton.
 
2009-12-03 01:26:53 PM
By the way, you can jailbreak your iPhone and installed iDavis. Apple doesn't look kindly on that though, and will overwrite all your software if you try to update the system software.

/It's also incompatible with iLincoln.
 
2009-12-03 01:35:37 PM
MaxxLarge: Doctor Funkenstein: I think the backplate on my iKennedy is broken.

Something kind of weird happened to my iKennedy install. I tried to open it the other day, and it had apparently been broken and removed by an illegal process. I ran the diagnostic, and it determined that it had been terminated by a Trojan working from within a Kindle emulator. I'm not sure I believe that. Seems to me like it would have taken a lot more attacks than that to wipe out such a powerful program, but whatever.

I'm a little suspicious of this app called "Grass/eKnoll" that seems to have popped up out of nowhere. a lot of people are talking about in some forums, but nobody seems to be able to prove anything. I keep running this patch called "Zapper-Rooter," but even that just complicates the whole thing with more questions.

The irritating thing is that it installed something called "ElbyJay" in its place. So far, I can't really tell what it does. All I know is it's a lot less user-friendly, and doesn't have as good-looking of an interface. I guess I'll see if it measures up, but I doubt it'll be as good.


Run an iSpecter sweep on it to commission a report on what happened.
 
2009-12-03 01:46:03 PM
Doctor Funkenstein: Run an iSpecter sweep on it to commission a report on what happened.

Don't do that; iSpecter will get stuck in your SNet. It's a demanding app that just won't delete.
 
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