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(Sporting News) Amusing Golfer Jesper Parnevik, who introduced Tiger and Elin to each other: "I hope she uses a driver next time instead of a 3-iron." Who knew the Swedes could be so violent?   (sportingnews.com) divider line 124
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2009-12-03 01:09:49 PM
i love when people say "it's a private matter, of course" and then continue to weigh in and publicly pass judgment.
 
2009-12-03 01:14:45 PM
I find it interesting that so many golfers on the Tour have been only too happy to weigh in with the media on Tiger's travails.

He is not well-loved, and it ain't just jealousy.
 
2009-12-03 01:16:55 PM
bronyaur1: I find it interesting that so many golfers on the Tour have been only too happy to weigh in with the media on Tiger's travails.

He is not well-loved, and it ain't just jealousy.


i think you're right: golfers are filthy racists.
 
2009-12-03 01:42:48 PM
thomps: bronyaur1: I find it interesting that so many golfers on the Tour have been only too happy to weigh in with the media on Tiger's travails.

He is not well-loved, and it ain't just jealousy.

i think you're right: golfers are filthy racists.



www.tees2greens.com
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2009-12-03 01:51:14 PM
bronyaur1: thomps: bronyaur1: I find it interesting that so many golfers on the Tour have been only too happy to weigh in with the media on Tiger's travails.

He is not well-loved, and it ain't just jealousy.

i think you're right: golfers are filthy racists.



Approves. (new window)


that interview still makes me cringe, but you really shouldn't expect much different from a dude named fuzzy.
 
2009-12-03 02:02:43 PM
bronyaur1: I find it interesting that so many golfers on the Tour have been only too happy to weigh in with the media on Tiger's travails.

He is not well-loved, and it ain't just jealousy.


Your "so many golfers" comment makes little sense since, as it says in the headline, Parnevik introduced Tiger and Elin. You need more than one to say "so many."

However,even if you were to list a dozen other golfers who have commented, you still wouldn't have demonstrated any basis for claiming "it ain't just jealousy".
 
2009-12-03 02:32:41 PM
Tiger should focus more on his golf balls, not his sweaty, salty, hairy balls.
 
2009-12-03 02:34:29 PM
Linux_Yes: Tiger should focus more on his golf balls, not his sweaty, salty, hairy balls.

i'm unnerved by your familiarity with tiger's scrotum.
 
2009-12-03 02:34:51 PM
notmtwain: bronyaur1: I find it interesting that so many golfers on the Tour have been only too happy to weigh in with the media on Tiger's travails.

He is not well-loved, and it ain't just jealousy.

Your "so many golfers" comment makes little sense since, as it says in the headline, Parnevik introduced Tiger and Elin. You need more than one to say "so many."

However,even if you were to list a dozen other golfers who have commented, you still wouldn't have demonstrated any basis for claiming "it ain't just jealousy".


QFT
 
2009-12-03 02:35:58 PM
We need a return to wholesome athletes like Babe Ruth, Ty Cobb and Mickey Mantle
 
2009-12-03 02:37:12 PM
We're listening to this guy?

www.gimme.ca
 
2009-12-03 02:39:17 PM
I heard Phil Mickelson was calling Elin. He was looking for tips on how to beat Tiger.

/ba-dump tsshhh
 
2009-12-03 02:41:33 PM
germ78: I heard Phil Mickelson was calling Elin. He was looking for tips on how to beat Tiger.

/ba-dump tsshhh


i heard he just wanted to get tips on how to properly pick out a good-fitting man bra
 
2009-12-03 02:43:37 PM
HaywoodJablonski: We need a return to wholesome athletes like Babe Ruth, Ty Cobb and Mickey Mantle

Which reminds me: where has Spike Lee's Favorite Farker been in these threads? This should be like the event of the year for him.
 
2009-12-03 02:46:29 PM
Jesper is at the Q School? What happened to this guy?
 
2009-12-03 02:46:51 PM
No thanks. He isn't my type.
 
2009-12-03 02:48:56 PM
I would think an iron would do more damage than a driver. Shaper edges, etc.
 
2009-12-03 02:50:31 PM
Phillip Hartman

1948-1998

Never forget
 
2009-12-03 02:51:01 PM
Smotto: Shaper edges

Clubman69 is that you?
 
2009-12-03 02:57:44 PM
Parnevik is a dumbass. Everyone on Tour knew Tiger was a prodigious cooze-hound pretty much as soon as he turned pro. Parnevik is either insanely jealous he did not get to fark Elin himself, or just saying what his wife wants him to say.

Can't think of another reason to break the guy code and offer anything more than a "No comment" there.
 
2009-12-03 03:00:41 PM
I know that Finns are not really considered the same as Swedes, Nords & Danes but I dated one for a bit and boy. C R A Z E E E E E.

The only reason she used a golf club was because a pole axe wasn't readily at hand.
 
2009-12-03 03:02:05 PM
dobedobeDUE: The only reason she used a golf club was because a pole axe wasn't readily at hand.

And she calls herself a Swede.
 
2009-12-03 03:09:01 PM
Gunny Highway: And she calls herself a Swede.

I like this coupled with your login.

/Can we get Mario Van Peebles to rap something as background?
 
2009-12-03 03:13:56 PM
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2009-12-03 03:16:34 PM
notmtwain: bronyaur1: I find it interesting that so many golfers on the Tour have been only too happy to weigh in with the media on Tiger's travails.

He is not well-loved, and it ain't just jealousy.

Your "so many golfers" comment makes little sense since, as it says in the headline, Parnevik introduced Tiger and Elin. You need more than one to say "so many."

However,even if you were to list a dozen other golfers who have commented, you still wouldn't have demonstrated any basis for claiming "it ain't just jealousy".


Did you not see the parade of them commenting on ESPN yesterday?
 
2009-12-03 03:19:24 PM
I don't think we have any business talking abou the private, personal affairs of Cheetah Tiger Woods.
 
2009-12-03 03:19:25 PM
thomps: Linux_Yes: Tiger should focus more on his golf balls, not his sweaty, salty, hairy balls.

i'm unnerved by your familiarity with tiger's scrotum.


Don't the Chinese like walrus penis and tiger ball soup?
 
2009-12-03 03:22:09 PM
dobedobeDUE: I know that Finns are not really considered the same as Swedes....

god damned right we aren't...and don't farking forget it.
After all, we are crazy and violent.....just ask the dirty farking russians.
 
2009-12-03 03:23:03 PM
If anyone has the right to talk shiat about Tiger concerning this situation it is Jesper. IT IS HIS BUSINESS. He has an emotional relationship with Elin and introduced the two. In fact, I would have no problem with Jesper kicking Tiger's ass. I don't think Jesper is a badass but Tiger can't be too difficult to beat up. He couldn't even defend himself against a woman.
 
2009-12-03 03:25:51 PM
Opiate of the Lasses: Parnevik is a dumbass. Everyone on Tour knew Tiger was a prodigious cooze-hound pretty much as soon as he turned pro. Parnevik is either insanely jealous he did not get to fark Elin himself, or just saying what his wife wants him to say.

Can't think of another reason to break the guy code and offer anything more than a "No comment" there.


So the "guy code" is not calling out a guy cheating on his wife? ..Especially when the person introduced them?

Would be nice to see more men be real men and call out the philanderer.
 
2009-12-03 03:34:07 PM
When Elin gets a little older, will she be Cougar Woods?
 
2009-12-03 03:36:05 PM
Merky: If anyone has the right to talk shiat about Tiger concerning this situation it is Jesper. IT IS HIS BUSINESS. He has an emotional relationship with Elin and introduced the two. In fact, I would have no problem with Jesper kicking Tiger's ass. I don't think Jesper is a badass but Tiger can't be too difficult to beat up. He couldn't even defend himself against a woman.

Yeah, she used to be the Parneviks' nanny plus she's a fellow Swede.

If Tiger's body is ever found with an allen key that looks like this in his throat :

t1.gstatic.com

Then we'll know the Swedish mafia had hand in it.
 
2009-12-03 03:36:18 PM
Poopspasm: When Elin gets a little older, will she be Cougar Woods?

If she doesn't keep her yap shut, she'll end up Natalie Wood(s).
 
2009-12-03 03:41:06 PM
nopokerface: Gunny Highway: And she calls herself a Swede.

I like this coupled with your login.

/Can we get Mario Van Peebles to rap something as background?


Is it bad that I get it or worse that you made it and I get it?
 
2009-12-03 03:41:08 PM
MilesTeg: he "guy code" is not calling out a guy cheating on his wife? ..Especially when the person introduced them?

sounds like your pandering to the chick\fag audience...you farking pussy.
 
2009-12-03 03:47:08 PM
Dogfacedgod: MilesTeg: he "guy code" is not calling out a guy cheating on his wife? ..Especially when the person introduced them?

sounds like your pandering to the chick\fag audience...you farking pussy.


You sound like your dad cheated on your mom and then gave her syphilis while she was pregnant with you.
 
2009-12-03 03:56:10 PM
Subby: Golfer Jesper Parnevik, who introduced Tiger and Elin to each other: "I hope she uses a driver next time instead of a 3-iron." Who knew the Swedes could be so violent?

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/hot as a tree
 
2009-12-03 04:03:01 PM
Opiate of the Lasses: Can't think of another reason to break the guy code and offer anything more than a "No comment" there.

Jesper didn't break any "guy code" by simply kicking a little more salt on an already over-exposed story. Besides, why the f*ck would he care what other golfers on tour think? Just look at Jesper's wardrobe....does he LOOK like a guy who cares what other guys think?
 
2009-12-03 04:04:08 PM
Killer Cars: simply kicking a little more salt on an already over-exposed story wound.

Oops. Helps to keep metaphors in check.
 
2009-12-03 04:14:43 PM
bronyaur1: I find it interesting that so many golfers on the Tour have been only too happy to weigh in with the media on Tiger's travails.

Who has weighed in besides Jesper and Daly? As for being well-liked, would you really expect that? He has the same killer instinct as Michael Jordan, not sure he's looking for a bff.
 
2009-12-03 04:25:11 PM
Cripes, if he cheated on THAT, it sure doesn't leave much hope for us "normies." I guess even extremely hot women have reason to be insecure.

I really don't have anything relevant to add to this thread. Sorry.
 
2009-12-03 04:26:00 PM
JohnBigBootay: bronyaur1: I find it interesting that so many golfers on the Tour have been only too happy to weigh in with the media on Tiger's travails.

Who has weighed in besides Jesper and Daly? As for being well-liked, would you really expect that? He has the same killer instinct as Michael Jordan, not sure he's looking for a bff.


Most of what I've read seemed to say that Tiger's pretty well liked on the Tour. Phil, not so much.

They ought to love both of 'em, seeing as how much prize money has increased because of their star power.
 
2009-12-03 04:27:56 PM
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THAT DOESN'T INCLUDE THE EUROPEAN TOUR!
 
2009-12-03 04:28:03 PM
Re: the guy code.

Jesper could have simply offered a no comment. I'm not saying he shouldn't HAVE an opinion. I'm saying to go on record with it like that is not what the average guy does. Keep it to yourself, or punch Tiger in the face when you see him. But don't go in the media like a biatch talking about another man's private affairs (no pun intended).
 
2009-12-03 04:31:41 PM
cleveoh: Most of what I've read seemed to say that Tiger's pretty well liked on the Tour. Phil, not so much.

That's what I was thinking - every time I turn around Tiger has a new buddy - John Cook, Mark o'Meara, Charles Howell, David Duval, AK, Riley, The Hawk, Verplank, etc. So I don't think the dude is hurting for pals. Right now I'd say everyone is a probably a bit nervous. Even the guys who don't like him know who's been punching their meal ticket the last ten years... and it ain't Jesper Parnevik.
 
2009-12-03 04:33:20 PM
Opiate of the Lasses: Re: the guy code.

Jesper could have simply offered a no comment. I'm not saying he shouldn't HAVE an opinion. I'm saying to go on record with it like that is not what the average guy does. Keep it to yourself, or punch Tiger in the face when you see him. But don't go in the media like a biatch talking about another man's private affairs (no pun intended).


He's probably feeling a bit protective as he's known Elin's family since she was a kid and she babysat his kids. Pluse he only makes about one cut a year these days so he has to get his licks in while he can.
 
2009-12-03 04:37:26 PM
Opiate of the Lasses: Everyone on Tour knew Tiger was a prodigious cooze-hound pretty much as soon as he turned pro.

Way to make shiat up. I have a friend who is friendly with Tiger and in a position that he sees and talks to him pretty much every week that Tiger is playing. This wasn't well-known amongst even "insiders."
 
2009-12-03 04:40:33 PM
cleveoh: Most of what I've read seemed to say that Tiger's pretty well liked on the Tour. Phil, not so much.

The number one hated guy by far is Vijay. He's slow as fark to play with and complains about EVERYTHING.
 
2009-12-03 04:40:51 PM
I'm $ure Elin is very up$et that Je$per introduced Tiger to her.
 
2009-12-03 04:43:31 PM
the biggest redneck here: Way to make shiat up

I was kind of thinking that. I'm not necessarily a big gossip hound but I do read a metric ton of golf articles every year. I didn't think Tiger had this in him to be honest.
 
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