FARK.com: (4819498) Farrah Fawcett is speaking to best friend Alana Stewart from beyond the grave. She says "It's beautiful here, I love you, and what kind of sick fark is Ryan O'Neal hitting on his daughter at my funeral?"

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(Some Guy)		Farrah Fawcett is speaking to best friend Alana Stewart from beyond the grave. She says "It's beautiful here, I love you, and what kind of sick fark is Ryan O'Neal hitting on his daughter at my funeral?" (dailyexpress.co.uk)		20
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brap

2009-12-03 12:36:33 PM

Photocaption:

Howard Cosell: Round four dancing, dancing, WHOA! And out of nowhere Ali delivers a VICIOUS right uppercut to Larry Csonka's chin!

wpmulligan

2009-12-03 02:43:39 PM

In Heaven Farrah is always 25 years old and ready to cut glass.

Reverend Otis

2009-12-03 02:44:55 PM

What's wrong with that guy's chin?

wpmulligan

2009-12-03 02:46:57 PM

Reverend Otis: What's wrong with that guy's chin?

I'd say the main problem is that it is all twisted and funny looking.

LessO2

2009-12-03 02:49:11 PM

If Farrah would be saying anything, she'd be asking WTF with the guy's chin.

PYROY

2009-12-03 02:49:24 PM

brap: Photocaption:

Howard Cosell: Round four dancing, dancing, WHOA! And out of nowhere Ali delivers a VICIOUS right uppercut to Larry Csonka's chin!

And turned his brown eye blue.

snowstradamus

2009-12-03 02:54:18 PM

I contacted the spirit of Michael Jackson.

He said it was him in that ghost video.

garandman1a

2009-12-03 02:56:54 PM

Darwin may not have any reason to be anywhere here, but another 19th century notable, PT Barnum, certainly scored on this one.

Mini Ditka

2009-12-03 03:06:34 PM

Reverend Otis: What's wrong with that guy's chin?

I think that is the unfortunate side effect of having testicles constantly bouncing off of it.

Ponzholio

2009-12-03 03:38:32 PM

The socialite sobbed when Van Praagh revealed Fawcett had told him, "Thanks for wearing my bracelet."

The way your friend looked at it, this bracelet was your birthright. She'd be damned if any slopes gonna put their greasy yellow hands on her friend's birthright, so she hid it, in the one place she knew she could hide something: her ass. Five long years, she wore this watch up her ass. Then when she died of ass cancer, she gave me the bracelet. I hid this uncomfortable piece of metal up my ass for two years. Then, after seven years, I was sent home to my family. And now, little man, I give the bracelet to you.

agsfark

2009-12-03 03:49:36 PM

Ponzholio: The socialite sobbed when Van Praagh revealed Fawcett had told him, "Thanks for wearing my bracelet."

The way your friend looked at it, this bracelet was your birthright. She'd be damned if any slopes gonna put their greasy yellow hands on her friend's birthright, so she hid it, in the one place she knew she could hide something: her ass. Five long years, she wore this watch up her ass. Then when she died of ass cancer, she gave me the bracelet. I hid this uncomfortable piece of metal up my ass for two years. Then, after seven years, I was sent home to my family. And now, little man, I give the bracelet to you.

shut it down.

fark is over for the day.

dryknife

2009-12-03 04:15:12 PM

You could have hung your car keys on those nipples.

stebain

2009-12-03 04:19:39 PM

seven days for that chin. i told it not to answer the phone.

BubbaLee

2009-12-03 04:31:28 PM

Dialectic

2009-12-03 04:59:06 PM

That's one fugly motherf*cker. Get surgery, dude!

zabadu

2009-12-03 06:19:41 PM

Upon sitting down and making sure Stewart was comfortable, Van Praagh told her, "She (Fawcett) wants to thank you... and she's bringing these beautiful flowers."

Stewart, who helped Fawcett document her battle with anal cancer on home video, wiped away a tear and said, "Oh my gosh!"

The celebrity medium added, "Farrah is right behind me and she's really, really strong, and standing there, like, 'Come on, let's go!'"

Stewart smiled and said, "That is so her."

The socialite sobbed when Van Praagh revealed Fawcett had told him, "Thanks for wearing my bracelet."

The former wife of Rod Stewart said, "She said that? She gave this to me for my birthday two years ago... Oh my God."

Stewart agreed to take part in the show as long as her private psychic reading itself wasn't on camera.

Alana, Farrah says she's really pissed that you ate the last hot dog in the refrigerator, and is okay now with you sleeping with her son once he's out of rehab. Tell Ryan Farrah says to STFU already.

Seriously, were those the most OBVIOUS things? James, you're a genius.

Bigdogdaddy

2009-12-04 01:03:36 AM

Crap like this is why I do not watch any tv other than history or forensics.

What a bunch of misfits.

doobiebrother

2009-12-04 07:45:32 AM

Farrah Fawcett is speaking to best friend Alana Stewart from beyond the grave. She says "BRAAAIINNS!"

DjangoStonereaver

2009-12-04 07:51:33 AM

This month's PLAYBOY just had a retrospective of Ms Fawcett (I get
it at work. Really.).

Such a beautiful woman, even later in life.

ChaoticLimbs

2009-12-04 07:32:39 PM

Van Praagh looks like he ate a bowl of dicks and is still trying to chew them down to manageable size.