"valued at a two figure sum" hahaha

I say hire him..he seems self motivated

Similar to child pornography, and speed cameras, it's fascinatingly easy to set up someone you don't like with these tactics.

Step 1: Find someone you hate that just bought new clothes.
Step 2: Go to store with bad security, fill out job application with person you hate info. Steal same new clothes on way out door, making sure you're seen.
Step 3: Watch hilarity ensue.

see its the stores fault. If theyd have hired him he wouldnt have had to steal.

Every minute I stay in this room, I get weaker, and every minute Charlie squats in the bush, he gets stronger.

nickerj1: Watch hilarity ensue.

Unless you have the same build, hair color, and henweigh as your target, it'd be trivial for the prank/victim to point out that it wasn't him.

The youth is understood to have changed into two tracksuits in the fitting rooms before fleeing the building.

Did he think he could run twice as fast in two running suits?

Beforehand first?

C'mon, subby. Tsk tsk.

"It looks highly unlikely that he will get a job."

LOVE THIS COMMENT!!

Cletus the Fetus: nickerj1: Watch hilarity ensue.

Unless you have the same build, hair color, and henweigh as your target, it'd be trivial for the prank/victim to point out that it wasn't him.

I see what you tried to do there...

/good luck with that

nickerj1 Id have gone with Dikfer but its a style choice.

Cletus the Fetus: nickerj1: Watch hilarity ensue.

Unless you have the same build, hair color, and henweigh as your target, it'd be trivial for the prank/victim to point out that it wasn't him.

To the potential, yes, relatively trivial. In a normal person's day, taken downtown for a few hours of questioning is not trivial.