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(Daily Record (UK)) PSA Let's go over this again - if you're going to steal from a store, don't kill some time there beforehand by filling in a job application with all your real information on it first   (dailyrecord.co.uk) divider line 16
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2009-12-03 09:33:00 AM
"valued at a two figure sum" hahaha
 
2009-12-03 09:33:45 AM
I say hire him..he seems self motivated
 
2009-12-03 09:34:39 AM
Maybe he needed something to wear to the interview.
 
2009-12-03 09:38:44 AM
Similar to child pornography, and speed cameras, it's fascinatingly easy to set up someone you don't like with these tactics.

Step 1: Find someone you hate that just bought new clothes.
Step 2: Go to store with bad security, fill out job application with person you hate info. Steal same new clothes on way out door, making sure you're seen.
Step 3: Watch hilarity ensue.
 
2009-12-03 09:40:31 AM
see its the stores fault. If theyd have hired him he wouldnt have had to steal.
 
2009-12-03 09:44:44 AM
Every minute I stay in this room, I get weaker, and every minute Charlie squats in the bush, he gets stronger.
 
2009-12-03 09:46:32 AM
nickerj1: Similar to child pornography, and speed cameras, it's fascinatingly easy to set up someone you don't like with these tactics.

Step 1: Find someone you hate that just bought new clothes.
Step 2: Go to store with bad security, fill out job application with person you hate info. Steal same new clothes on way out door, making sure you're seen.
Step 3: Watch hilarity ensue.



I know a girl who was angry at a guy for damaging her car & getting away with it. So she went to his work one evening and swapped his license plates with another car (a friend's of his).
She then waited until he left work & she called & reported the car stolen, giving his car's description, but with the new plate numbers.
Hilarity did indeed ensue.
 
2009-12-03 09:48:24 AM
nickerj1: Watch hilarity ensue.

Unless you have the same build, hair color, and henweigh as your target, it'd be trivial for the prank/victim to point out that it wasn't him.
 
2009-12-03 09:49:47 AM
The youth is understood to have changed into two tracksuits in the fitting rooms before fleeing the building.

Did he think he could run twice as fast in two running suits?
 
2009-12-03 09:52:49 AM
FTFA: "It's unfortunate for the kid that he left his details before he went."

No, it's not. It's fortunate for him because hopefully he won't do something so stupid again in the future.
 
2009-12-03 10:07:45 AM
Beforehand first?

C'mon, subby. Tsk tsk.
 
2009-12-03 10:11:17 AM
"It looks highly unlikely that he will get a job."

LOVE THIS COMMENT!!
 
2009-12-03 10:34:57 AM
Cletus the Fetus: nickerj1: Watch hilarity ensue.

Unless you have the same build, hair color, and henweigh as your target, it'd be trivial for the prank/victim to point out that it wasn't him.


I see what you tried to do there...

/good luck with that
 
2009-12-03 10:56:37 AM
nickerj1 Id have gone with Dikfer but its a style choice.
 
2009-12-03 11:39:44 AM
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2009-12-03 12:19:19 PM
Cletus the Fetus: nickerj1: Watch hilarity ensue.

Unless you have the same build, hair color, and henweigh as your target, it'd be trivial for the prank/victim to point out that it wasn't him.


To the potential, yes, relatively trivial. In a normal person's day, taken downtown for a few hours of questioning is not trivial.
 
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