Why would it be any safer than doggy style? Getting into the reverse cowgirl would almost certainly mean some face-to-face contact to begin with, unless he just lays back on the bed and guides her in with verbal instructions. Doggy style prevents that step completely...she could assume the position while he's safely out of the room, then sound a bell or something, he comes in, bam. Perfectly safe, no swine flu transmission.

I just do what the Director tell me to do.

Hands up now, how many Farkettes get their sex advice from Cosmo?

Theaetetus: If you need verbal instructions to guide someone in, it's likely that your micropenis doesn't protrude far enough to let them do it by feel.

There's always that possibility, but I still maintain that it's far more efficient for the man to enter the room and walk forward than the woman to back into the room and move in reverse.

Was this confirmed by a double-blindfold study?

um . . .like with AIDS, pregnancy, and sin, the only real way to avoid all of this is abstinence.

What's the matter, boy? I bet you squeal. I bet you can squeal like a pig. Let's squeal. Squeal now.

I guess a 69 is still safe, then.

Theaetetus: This raises an interesting question... how do deaf and blind people have sex?

Their guide dogs put them into position

I Said: Theaetetus: This raises an interesting question... how do deaf and blind people have sex?

Their guide dogs put them into position

That's a whole new twist on "doing it doggie-style"...

secretagentwang: I still can't figure out why some sites insist on creating pages called

"http://gawker.com/5417693/reverse-cowgirl-is-the-most-swine-flu-resistant-sex- p osition"

rather than "http://gawker.com/5417693/111afoi" or something like it. I'd love to be able to click on that link from work.

SEO - if the URL matches a search query, it's ranked higher - and Google counts dashes (and lots of other punctuation) as spaces.

I'm willing to bet using a "glory hole" is even safer...

xanadian: That's a whole new twist on "doing it doggie-style"...

nicely done.

Of course, if you don't trust the pussy...why are you farking the pussy?

/RIP Sam

Is the Reverse Cowgirl anything like the Bucking Cowboy?

/I like the Reverse Cowgirl myself.
//About the only C&W I'll dance to.

Cagey B: ZAZ: Hands up now, how many Farkettes get their sex advice from Cosmo?

I believe this was the same publication that advised giving men an Indian burn on their dick as a way to "spice things up" several months back.

I glanced through a cosmo while standing in line at the supermarket recently. What bullshiat.

So it's.. okay to go ATM?

dogfood: Is rimming still ok?

Of course, there are no germs there.

/your wife told me this

angry_scientist: airsupport: UNC_Samurai: ne2d: Theaetetus: This raises an interesting question... how do deaf and blind people have sex?

Their disciples lead them in and they just do the rest?

You must have such a supple wrist.

Thanks, Uncle Ernie!

How do you think he does it?

I don't know

What makes him so good?

angry_scientist: airsupport: UNC_Samurai: ne2d: Theaetetus: This raises an interesting question... how do deaf and blind people have sex?

Their disciples lead them in and they just do the rest?

You must have such a supple wrist.

Thanks, Uncle Ernie!

How do you think he does it?

I don't know

What makes him so good?

old_toole: angry_scientist: airsupport: UNC_Samurai: ne2d: Theaetetus: This raises an interesting question... how do deaf and blind people have sex?

Their disciples lead them in and they just do the rest?

You must have such a supple wrist.

Thanks, Uncle Ernie!

How do you think he does it?

I don't know

What makes him so good?

Plays by sense of smell REALLY fits here.