That's a MAN, baby!

Bonus: Keeping booze in her locker in case the buzz wears off shakes come back.

"The day I can't do my job drunk is the day I turn in my badge and gun."

old_toole: FTheadline drink-driving

Is that a real term there?

Could be, I've heard stranger things.

Godscrack owes me one new keyboard.

So, Drink Driving is not a typo?

watch out for 'her' nightstick...

Drink driving is not a typo, no. That is the British term for Drunk Driving.

"Sir, Please step out of the vehicle for a sobriety test; I smell alcohol on my breath."

@ Godscrack:

"The cider will be brought to me, and laid at my feet."

How many cops does it take to throw a suspect down the stairs?

None, he fell.

I wonder how long the other cops at the station had been covering up her alcoholism.
And what it was about this particular day that made them finally decide to do something about it.

CruiserTwelve [TotalFark] Quote 2009-12-03 08:22:29 AM
You keep referring to him as a female, Subby. Did you not see the picture?

Seriously!

vermicious k'nid Quote 2009-12-03 12:04:21 PM
I wonder how long the other cops at the station had been covering up her alcoholism.
And what it was about this particular day that made them finally decide to do something about it.

They left their "goggles" at home?

A drunken Brit?

Unheard of....

Say wait a minute: banned from driving for 20 months in Dec last year and drove to the police station. What am I missing?

Approves.

/Link is hot

Hey I thought the meme was :
Not news ..., News ..., Fark ...

Where is the "News" step?!? Where is it?

If i looked like her i'd be an alcoholic as well.

fred flintstone lookin biatch

Philippa Evans?

With that name and mug I'm wondering if this wasn't a guy that had a sex change.

She's a lady. She does lady things.

police have among the highest rate of alcoholism, depression, and suicide.

I think the reporter made a typo. Shes not 42, she's 62.

"I'm still p****d"

Wha? pissed? They filtered that on a Bristish web site?

Is that wrong?

This thread could use some Mr. Show:

COPS DRUNK

The real story should be how she'll more than likely be put on paid administrative leave until her conviction/acquittal goes through.

Or even how the other cops at that station, who more than likely worked closely with this woman, did nothing to stop this before she started driving while drunk.

Thin Blue Line, indeed.

Cops, the largest streetgang in Amer....wait, what?

This was in the U.K.?

Oh, nevermind then! Carry on and all that jolly good stuff you folks do over there. Stay pissed and don't forget to throw some shrimp on the barbie. I'll call Queen Beatrix right now and tell her how great a job she's doing of keeping you Welsh people safe! Jean Claude Van Damn!!! WOOOO!!!

/American

A drunk cop? Shocking!!!

She looks like she's hammered in that picture too. Yeesh

/Sipowitcz FTW

just another typical day at the "Mad Men" police dept.

If she had of lived in British Columbia she would have had her charges stayed,been sent home with pay and given a strongly worded letter telling her how naughty she is.

(Drunk BC cop kills young man...charges dropped....home with pay.

I feel sick

The woman has a drinking problem. How is that news? Get your friends together, if you have more than six of them, chances are one or two struggle with some kind of addiction problem. It's not news, it's life.

It's appropriate that Cruiser12 was the Boobies here.

To Swerve & Protect

To Sherve & Pruh-tekch

Approves.

She looks like a mobster from the 20's...

"mrah, coppers busted me for boozin' on the job see..."

themadstork: fred flintstone lookin biatch

Lol'd!

Approves.

Meanwhile in America, cops in Washington, PA tasered a man to death so they could keep him safe.

And they're going to 'investigate' (clickity poppity)