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		More: Dumbass, Lower Southampton Officer Stephen Castle, Bucks County, District Judge Daniel Baranoski, Detective Shane Hearn, Dolton Road, dispatchers, arraignment, disorderly conduct

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xanadian

2009-12-03 09:07:11 AM

But seriously, the guy was hung like a horse!

eraser8

2009-12-03 09:19:21 AM

FTFA: He is now in Bucks County prison in lieu of $1 million cash bail.

$1 million? Overreact much?

ladyfortuna

2009-12-03 09:19:25 AM

I feel REALLLLYY sorry for the officer that had to handcuff that guy.

Earl of Chives

2009-12-03 09:20:26 AM

Cops are so delicate. Five counts of terroristic threats? From a naked mental case. Really? Where is that Welcome to Fark graphic.

hej

2009-12-03 09:22:37 AM

ladyfortuna: I feel REALLLLYY sorry for the officer that had to handcuff that guy.

Me to. How do you handcuff a guy that has no arms?

GreatNOD

2009-12-03 09:23:41 AM

Is this the guy, because he probably was packing heat somewhere...

SuburbanCowboy

2009-12-03 09:23:43 AM

Y'all are brutalizin' me!

ladyfortuna

2009-12-03 09:29:27 AM

hej: ladyfortuna: I feel REALLLLYY sorry for the officer that had to handcuff that guy.

Me to. How do you handcuff a guy that has no arms?

I totally walked into that one ^_~ - well done!

southern78

2009-12-03 09:30:09 AM

You never bring a penis to a gun.....oh never mind just shoot him.

Poppyale

2009-12-03 09:31:06 AM

GreatNOD: Is this the guy, because he probably was packing heat somewhere...

I do NOT like you.

Thenixon

2009-12-03 09:36:24 AM

eraser8: FTFA: He is now in Bucks County prison in lieu of $1 million cash bail.

$1 million? Overreact much?

FTA: [The judge] told him the charges were "serious" and referred to a suspect in Washington state who was let go and subsequently killed four police officers before being killed days later.

The Constitution: it's just a piece of paper.

GreatNOD

2009-12-03 09:41:53 AM

Poppyale: GreatNOD: Is this the guy, because he probably was packing heat somewhere...

I do NOT like you.

too much too early huh?

GameSprocket

2009-12-03 09:42:23 AM

Naked kung-fu? The horror. The horror.

PolkaJoe

2009-12-03 09:43:00 AM

Wow, old school cops! They didn't shoot or taze the poor guy.
Years ago, he would have been brained with a billyclub and it would be done and over. See where our "no-violence" society has taken us?

macman37

2009-12-03 09:48:53 AM

IT'S GO TIME!

Oobedoob Scoobi-Doobi Benubi

2009-12-03 09:58:30 AM

Penis.

MysticSavage

2009-12-03 10:08:39 AM

Was he greased up and deaf like the dude on Family Guy?

Lt. Cheese Weasel

2009-12-03 10:30:52 AM

'Tits or GTFO'.

colon_pow

2009-12-03 10:32:49 AM

Black took an "offensive stance" when told to put his hands in the air.

[yada yada yada]

Black was eventually handcuffed and put in a police car.

bluenovaman

2009-12-03 12:42:07 PM

Tell him that they have a gay dude with a monster ween on his way. Let him know that loser takes it up the butt. Don't know about y'all but I'd beg to be taken into custody before they let anything like that loose on me.

IH8SPAMMERS

2009-12-03 01:01:28 PM

GreatNOD: Is this the guy, because he probably was packing heat somewhere...

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You do not want to mess with a bada$$ like this!!! I mean look at the picture again. This guy plays guitar hero!!!! He'll tear your heart out. He doesn't need to pack heat!!!

www.40cozy.com

/Somebody owes me a new keyboard!

VictorOfBorge

2009-12-03 03:47:11 PM

bluenovaman: Tell him that they have a gay dude with a monster ween on his way. Let him know that loser takes it up the butt. Don't know about y'all but I'd beg to be taken into custody before they let anything like that loose on me.

Too bad they didn't have a horny Belgian Malinois police dog handy.

Random Guy

2009-12-03 05:51:14 PM

Look, you stupid Bastard. You've got no arms left.

MerlinX

2009-12-04 02:53:43 PM

Random Guy Quote 2009-12-03 05:51:14 PM
Look, you stupid Bastard. You've got no arms left.
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I've had worse....

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