Slam Dunkz: matto14: if i had a million dollars i could probably do 2 at one time.



Farkin' A!

he should have just asked Elin's twin to join them

I'd hit it...and so would most of you.

matto14: this just in....... when you are a billionaire you can bang as many biatches as you want.

if i had a million dollars i could probably do 2 at one time.

By that math, if you had $1 Billion, you could do 2000 chicks at the same time, which I'm sure would be "as many as you want" just out of sheer exhaustion. Also, it's unlikely you'd find 2000 smoking hot chicks at the same place and same time, so you could easily pass on those with sharp knees and others that are merely "really hot" and not "smoking hot".

matto14: if i had a million dollars

but not a real fur coat, that's cruel

markyp09: ah, but if I had a billion dollars I'd want some hotter ass than that. You see hotter girls walking down the street every day or at the bar every weekend.

Logically, it doesn't make a lot of sense for a very rich guy married to a total hottie to cheat. Mebbe this skank is into buttsecks, who knows. Obviously, Little Tiger has been doing most of the thinking so trying to apply logic to getting tail doesn't apply.

Ed_Severson: cleveoh: matto14: this just in....... when you are a billionaire you can bang as many biatches as you want.



if i had a million dollars i could probably do 2 at one time.

but would you still eat Kraft dinners?

I wouldn't have to ... but I would!

And we'd buy lots of fancy ketchups. Dijon ketchups!

Super Chronic: slayer199: I'd hit it...and so would most of you.

With a full-body condom and a bucket of Lysol, maybe.

bottsicus: What is the story with Tool Academy? I've never heard of this show. But if the above photo is any indication, it's an academy that teaches people how to be tools, and that guy is the dean.

It is the opposite, sort of. They supposedly take in tools and make them non-tools.

However, the show falls somewhere in the middle. Generally the tools show up thinking it is a different reality show, then act all pissed when it is actually Tool Academy. Then they bring in their fat girlfriends they've all been cheating on, humiliate the girlfriends by making them do bizarre obstacle courses, produce a bucketload of shame in fake "therapy sessions" for all the couples for about 6 episodes, the tools get drunk and fight each other, and one gets voted off every week.

At the end one guy is the "winner" and he and his fat girlfriend get married.

Treygreen13: bottsicus: What is the story with Tool Academy? I've never heard of this show. But if the above photo is any indication, it's an academy that teaches people how to be tools, and that guy is the dean.

It is the opposite, sort of. They supposedly take in tools and make them non-tools.

However, the show falls somewhere in the middle. Generally the tools show up thinking it is a different reality show, then act all pissed when it is actually Tool Academy. Then they bring in their fat girlfriends they've all been cheating on, humiliate the girlfriends by making them do bizarre obstacle courses, produce a bucketload of shame in fake "therapy sessions" for all the couples for about 6 episodes, the tools get drunk and fight each other, and one gets voted off every week.

At the end one guy is the "winner" and he and his fat girlfriend get married.

Could you summarize other Pop-culture stuff? I would enjoy that very much.

BigSnatch: Treygreen13: bottsicus: What is the story with Tool Academy? I've never heard of this show. But if the above photo is any indication, it's an academy that teaches people how to be tools, and that guy is the dean.

It is the opposite, sort of. They supposedly take in tools and make them non-tools.

However, the show falls somewhere in the middle. Generally the tools show up thinking it is a different reality show, then act all pissed when it is actually Tool Academy. Then they bring in their fat girlfriends they've all been cheating on, humiliate the girlfriends by making them do bizarre obstacle courses, produce a bucketload of shame in fake "therapy sessions" for all the couples for about 6 episodes, the tools get drunk and fight each other, and one gets voted off every week.

At the end one guy is the "winner" and he and his fat girlfriend get married.

Could you summarize other Pop-culture stuff? I would enjoy that very much.

Sure. Tell me what you want me to summarize.

Treygreen13: Sure. Tell me what you want me to summarize.



Every "reality" show on VH1 and MTV
Twilight
Miley Cyrus
Twitter

BigSnatch: Treygreen13: Sure. Tell me what you want me to summarize.



Every "reality" show on VH1 and MTV
Twilight
Miley Cyrus
Twitter

Every "reality" show on VH1 and MTV:

Opening episodes introduces us to VH1/MTV's constantly rotating cast of skanks/douches. Object of affection/show host gives everyone new a name like "Baybaymoneyjizz" or "TankMcMuscleDick".

Occasionally, a reality skank/douche "star" who was already famous for a stupid name they received on a reality show from 6 years ago will return to this show with this same name, but if they weren't particularly memorable they'll be given an entirely new name playing an entirely new character, if by "new character" you mean "different breed of retard with different substance abuse habit." Put them all up in a large mansion, but only include half as many beds as required to ensure that they fight over the beds. Force two idiots who hate each other to share a bunk bed. Get them all drunk.

By end of first episode, arbitrarily eliminate x number of skank/douches in a "ceremony" that consists primarily of the words, "Didn't get to know you" or "Didn't feel a connection" but then have object of affection/show host weep uncontrollably while screaming, "THIS IS A HARD DECISION" before shrugging it off and drinking a glass of champagne with the remaining dozen douchetards.

Episodes 2-7 consist of candid shots of the contestants making breakfast with hangovers, lounging in the pool, and bickering amongst themselves out of sheer boredom. For 30 minutes every evening get them really drunk and make them do menial tasks with a D-list celebrity "guest judge" who will promote his product of choice and then give absolutely meaningless advice to the object of affection/show host who doesn't listen to or even really notice the "guest judge". Hold elimination ceremony.

Arbitrarily force one contestant out on this schedule:
Eliminated in "difficult" decision on Shows 2, 3, 6
Reveal "secret" about unpopular character and send them packing in a "GTFO" moment on Shows 4, 7
Place one contestant in an unwinnable situation and get them to "quit" the show in Show 5.
Return Contestant from week 5 at end of elimination in show 7.

Promote the ever loving fark out of Episode 8, and threaten to eliminate a popular contestant. Frame entire episode in a way that makes it appear that popular contestant "HootersvonSpanksalot" will be eliminated. At elimination ceremony, eliminate returning contestant from week 7 instead. Give no reason for this.

Episode 9 is reserved for a clip show, which is a recap of the previous 8 episodes and contains no actual new footage other than to identify which of the remaining skanks/douches are to be selected from in the big finale.

Episode 10 is a 2 hour special, featuring clips from the clip show, more clips, interviews about the clips, and then an emotional elimination ceremony where a random skank/douche is selected to pretend to marry the object of affection or collect a cash prize.

Super Chronic: slayer199: Super Chronic: slayer199: I'd hit it...and so would most of you.

With a full-body condom and a bucket of Lysol, maybe.

You missed my point. It's not that her appearance is beneath my standards. Think about it further because I'm pretty sure you're capable of getting it.

I get it...she's a skank...is that so wrong? ;-)

Sarcastica?

/link is hot

Twilight
Romeo and Juliet with vampires.

Miley Cyrus
Child of country music star lip-synchs pop songs and goes through puberty on stage. Also has a TV show where she suffers from schizophrenia.

Twitter
Facebook news feed with less graphics and a word limit.