It was destroyed... :(

Can we skip that?

Must be the pink shirt.

this just in....... when you are a billionaire you can bang as many biatches as you want.



if i had a million dollars i could probably do 2 at one time.

matto14: this just in....... when you are a billionaire you can bang as many biatches as you want.



if i had a million dollars i could probably do 2 at one time.

I just wish the billionaire celebs would pick a better class of trashy women, the bargain feeders like this are so much more likely to keep tapes and blab.

The video is NOT of tiger but another boyfriend.

/RTFA

reilmb: bargain feeders

Did you mean 'bottom feeders'?

reilmb: matto14: this just in....... when you are a billionaire you can bang as many biatches as you want.



if i had a million dollars i could probably do 2 at one time.

I just wish the billionaire celebs would pick a better class of trashy women, the bargain feeders like this are so much more likely to keep tapes and blab.

Much like the lightning bolt, the drunken billionaire follows the path of least resistance.

matto14: if i had a million dollars i could probably do 2 at one time.



Farkin' A!

No wonder this chick was busted for shoplifting. It looks like she only has two different outfits. You'd think Tiger would have hooked her up... assuming that she was really banging Tiger and isn't just some attention Grubbsing whore.

poisonedpawn78: The video is NOT of tiger but another boyfriend.

/RTFA

This. -1 for submitter.

poisonedpawn78: The video is NOT of tiger but another boyfriend.

/RTFA

^this

Subby needs to read the articles he submits.

And that boyfriend is a jerkface.

matto14: this just in....... when you are a billionaire you can bang as many biatches as you want.

if i had a million dollars i could probably do 2 at one time.

By that math, if you had $1 Billion, you could do 2000 chicks at the same time, which I'm sure would be "as many as you want" just out of sheer exhaustion. Also, it's unlikely you'd find 2000 smoking hot chicks at the same place and same time, so you could easily pass on those with sharp knees and others that are merely "really hot" and not "smoking hot".

matto14: this just in....... when you are a billionaire you can bang as many biatches as you want.



if i had a million dollars i could probably do 2 at one time.

but would you still eat Kraft dinners?

always read to the last comment before posting brilliant ideas...

You'd think with all his money and fame, Tiger could do better than some garden variety bar skank.

She looks a little home schooled.

What dude doesn't make about 15 backups of a sex tape? It's out there....somewhere.

/yeah, honey, I deleted it. honest.

Jaimee Grubbs was charged with misdemeanor burglary and grand theft in July 2004 after she was accused of shoplifting from the Nordstrom's at Horton Plaza, the records revealed. She was 18 years old.

So first she steals from Nordstrom's, and now she steals from Nordegren?

/got nothin'

slayer199: I'd hit it...and so would most of you.

Yeah, but if I had a billion dollars I'd want some hotter ass than that. You see hotter girls walking down the street every day or at the bar every weekend.

cleveoh: matto14: this just in....... when you are a billionaire you can bang as many biatches as you want.



if i had a million dollars i could probably do 2 at one time.

but would you still eat Kraft dinners?

Well yeah. You'd just eat MORE of them.

cleveoh: matto14: this just in....... when you are a billionaire you can bang as many biatches as you want.



if i had a million dollars i could probably do 2 at one time.

but would you still eat Kraft dinners?

I wouldn't have to ... but I would!

Pardon Me Sultan: Jaimee Grubbs was charged with misdemeanor burglary and grand theft in July 2004 after she was accused of shoplifting from the Nordstrom's at Horton Plaza, the records revealed. She was 18 years old.

So first she steals from Nordstrom's, and now she steals from Nordegren?

/got nothin'

Don't apologize. It was decent.

She's cute...but the pictures of her and her ex-boyfriend together look like they could come from HotChicksWithDouchebags.com (new window)

Ed_Severson: cleveoh: matto14: this just in....... when you are a billionaire you can bang as many biatches as you want.



if i had a million dollars i could probably do 2 at one time.

but would you still eat Kraft dinners?

I wouldn't have to ... but I would!

And we'd buy lots of fancy ketchups. Dijon ketchups!

slayer199: I'd hit it...and so would most of you.

With a full-body condom and a bucket of Lysol, maybe.

slayer199: Super Chronic: slayer199: I'd hit it...and so would most of you.

With a full-body condom and a bucket of Lysol, maybe.

You missed my point. It's not that her appearance is beneath my standards. Think about it further because I'm pretty sure you're capable of getting it.

poisonedpawn78 2009-12-03 08:18:31 AM The video is NOT of tiger but another boyfriend. /RTFA
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I don't care, she's friggin hot. I'd like to see it.

/And personally, seeing Tiger naked is not something I wanna see.
//Not that he'd be horridly ugly but I'd never be able to watch him play golf ever again.

Donnchadha: you could do 2000 chicks at the same time, which I'm sure would be "as many as you want" just out of sheer exhaustion.

Wilt sez: "multiply by ten"

Hole in 3?

karmaceutical: She looks a little home schooled.

And slept with the teacher.

Boo, I was halfway expecting a video of her and this guy




I still can't believe that she got kicked out of tool academy (Link (new window))

What is the story with Tool Academy? I've never heard of this show. But if the above photo is any indication, it's an academy that teaches people how to be tools, and that guy is the dean.

bottsicus: What is the story with Tool Academy? I've never heard of this show. But if the above photo is any indication, it's an academy that teaches people how to be tools, and that guy is the dean.

It is the opposite, sort of. They supposedly take in tools and make them non-tools.

However, the show falls somewhere in the middle. Generally the tools show up thinking it is a different reality show, then act all pissed when it is actually Tool Academy. Then they bring in their fat girlfriends they've all been cheating on, humiliate the girlfriends by making them do bizarre obstacle courses, produce a bucketload of shame in fake "therapy sessions" for all the couples for about 6 episodes, the tools get drunk and fight each other, and one gets voted off every week.

At the end one guy is the "winner" and he and his fat girlfriend get married.

Treygreen13: bottsicus: What is the story with Tool Academy? I've never heard of this show. But if the above photo is any indication, it's an academy that teaches people how to be tools, and that guy is the dean.

It is the opposite, sort of. They supposedly take in tools and make them non-tools.

However, the show falls somewhere in the middle. Generally the tools show up thinking it is a different reality show, then act all pissed when it is actually Tool Academy. Then they bring in their fat girlfriends they've all been cheating on, humiliate the girlfriends by making them do bizarre obstacle courses, produce a bucketload of shame in fake "therapy sessions" for all the couples for about 6 episodes, the tools get drunk and fight each other, and one gets voted off every week.

At the end one guy is the "winner" and he and his fat girlfriend get married.

Ah. Thanks. Now I can avoid it.

BigSnatch: Treygreen13: bottsicus: What is the story with Tool Academy? I've never heard of this show. But if the above photo is any indication, it's an academy that teaches people how to be tools, and that guy is the dean.

It is the opposite, sort of. They supposedly take in tools and make them non-tools.

However, the show falls somewhere in the middle. Generally the tools show up thinking it is a different reality show, then act all pissed when it is actually Tool Academy. Then they bring in their fat girlfriends they've all been cheating on, humiliate the girlfriends by making them do bizarre obstacle courses, produce a bucketload of shame in fake "therapy sessions" for all the couples for about 6 episodes, the tools get drunk and fight each other, and one gets voted off every week.

At the end one guy is the "winner" and he and his fat girlfriend get married.

Could you summarize other Pop-culture stuff? I would enjoy that very much.

Sure. Tell me what you want me to summarize.

bukketmaster: Donnchadha: you could do 2000 chicks at the same time, which I'm sure would be "as many as you want" just out of sheer exhaustion.

Wilt sez: "multiply by ten"

I'm still mildly amazed that Wilt was never identified as the index patient for some weird STD.

BigSnatch: Treygreen13: Sure. Tell me what you want me to summarize.



Every "reality" show on VH1 and MTV
Twilight
Miley Cyrus
Twitter

Every "reality" show on VH1 and MTV:

Opening episodes introduces us to VH1/MTV's constantly rotating cast of skanks/douches. Object of affection/show host gives everyone new a name like "Baybaymoneyjizz" or "TankMcMuscleDick".

Occasionally, a reality skank/douche "star" who was already famous for a stupid name they received on a reality show from 6 years ago will return to this show with this same name, but if they weren't particularly memorable they'll be given an entirely new name playing an entirely new character, if by "new character" you mean "different breed of retard with different substance abuse habit." Put them all up in a large mansion, but only include half as many beds as required to ensure that they fight over the beds. Force two idiots who hate each other to share a bunk bed. Get them all drunk.

By end of first episode, arbitrarily eliminate x number of skank/douches in a "ceremony" that consists primarily of the words, "Didn't get to know you" or "Didn't feel a connection" but then have object of affection/show host weep uncontrollably while screaming, "THIS IS A HARD DECISION" before shrugging it off and drinking a glass of champagne with the remaining dozen douchetards.

Episodes 2-7 consist of candid shots of the contestants making breakfast with hangovers, lounging in the pool, and bickering amongst themselves out of sheer boredom. For 30 minutes every evening get them really drunk and make them do menial tasks with a D-list celebrity "guest judge" who will promote his product of choice and then give absolutely meaningless advice to the object of affection/show host who doesn't listen to or even really notice the "guest judge". Hold elimination ceremony.

Arbitrarily force one contestant out on this schedule:
Eliminated in "difficult" decision on Shows 2, 3, 6
Reveal "secret" about unpopular character and send them packing in a "GTFO" moment on Shows 4, 7
Place one contestant in an unwinnable situation and get them to "quit" the show in Show 5.
Return Contestant from week 5 at end of elimination in show 7.

Promote the ever loving fark out of Episode 8, and threaten to eliminate a popular contestant. Frame entire episode in a way that makes it appear that popular contestant "HootersvonSpanksalot" will be eliminated. At elimination ceremony, eliminate returning contestant from week 7 instead. Give no reason for this.

Episode 9 is reserved for a clip show, which is a recap of the previous 8 episodes and contains no actual new footage other than to identify which of the remaining skanks/douches are to be selected from in the big finale.

Episode 10 is a 2 hour special, featuring clips from the clip show, more clips, interviews about the clips, and then an emotional elimination ceremony where a random skank/douche is selected to pretend to marry the object of affection or collect a cash prize.

Twilight
Romeo and Juliet with vampires.

Miley Cyrus
Child of country music star lip-synchs pop songs and goes through puberty on stage. Also has a TV show where she suffers from schizophrenia.

Twitter
Facebook news feed with less graphics and a word limit.

matto14: if i had a million dollars

But not a real green dress, that's cruel.