I was going to complain about how Malcolm X adopted that last name because it was his "family" name which was the legacy of white oppression. Therefore he discarded it. His first name was chosen for him by his mother and was therefore not primarily derived from the family who owned his ancestors and so he kept it. Whereas, Obama is um...Obama's last name so Obama X would be a complete butchering of the Malcolm X idea.

Then I RTFA, so, carry on.

That's awesome. I want some Obama happy pills.

Actual Headline: Barack Obama Ecstasy Pills Hit Streets: Approval Ratings High

You suck, subby.

I was really excited to try this AND THE FLOOR IS SO SOFT how are you doing this I love typing on this keyboard I love Obama obama ooobbaaammmmaaaaa I LOVE this carpet my hands feel like feet woooooo

Change you can believe in.

MasterThief: We were halfway to Barstow on the edge of the desert when the hope began to take hold...

"With the right kind of eyes, you can almost see the high-water mark - the place where the wave broke and rolled back."

I'm thinking China.

Keep taking your Hope Pills America, one day soon China owns the whole country and your dollar is worthless, but it won't matter, because you Feel Safe and have Hope.

This thread brought to you buy a non-brain-damaging drug that was provided by God himself.



/there will be an Obama cannabis strain before you know it.

Anti_illuminati: Actual Headline: Barack Obama Ecstasy Pills Hit Streets: Approval Ratings High

You suck, subby.

Yeah, the actual headline was Fark-ready.

I was expecting comparisons to Malcom X.

according to pill reports they are not pure MDMA, which is way too common these days

Well, the previous president was a downer.

Is the article about what a complete dork he is?
I won't bother reading it otherwise.

Harry Freakstorm: Well, the previous president was a downer.

Win :)

Those are not MDMA pills. They're shiatty Piperazine's and should all be taken off the streets and the dealers hanged!

After taking one of these I felt all hopeful and optimistic...then Pelosi made me sign a bill that was loaded with Dem earmarks...

very appropriate handle Memeslave since 20 years ago the same things were being said about the Japanese. But dont let a little thing like history interrupt your paranoid rant.

This is a marketing test. The cyanide pills for senior citizens will look like the the VP.

Poppyale: Harry Freakstorm: Well, the previous president was a downer.

Win :)

Definite win. I was trying to think of an appropriate drug for him, but I ended up with 2 choices: name a flavor of Pop Rocks after him or a frontal lobotomy procedure. Can't decide.

Meh. Ecstasy sucks. At least every time I've tried it I've failed to see what all the fuss was about.

Cocaine, on the other hand, is the best substance known to mankind.

vernonFL: Ecstasy is known for a sense of elation, diminished feelings of fear and anxiety, and ability to induce a sense of intimacy with others.

So of course its illegal.

...and also because it is a neurotoxin to seratonin nerve fibers.

well, that explains the results of the last election...I'm surprised it took that long to make the press.

/X = the New Kool Aid

I'm just here to say that there is no 'X' in 'ecstasy,' as well as 'espresso.'

//Safrole comes from trees

Dusk-You-n-Me: oontz oontz oontz

Uhn-tiss uhn-tiss uhn-tiss...

Nana's Vibrator: Poppyale: Harry Freakstorm: Well, the previous president was a downer.

Win :)

Definite win. I was trying to think of an appropriate drug for him, but I ended up with 2 choices: name a flavor of Pop Rocks after him or a frontal lobotomy procedure. Can't decide.

I'm just going to go with a blended mix of percocets and Maker's Mark.

Motherboy XXX

So, when do we find out about a strain of meth called Palin on the streets?

/santorum?

Robert1966: Wouldn't it be Barack X?

just doesn't have the same flow as "obama x".. you know what i'm sayin man?

FTA: No word on the driver's political affiliation.

Really? That's a valid concern?

Nice to see the E is still flowing.

/loves me some dancing

By not confronting this head on and doing something about it he is essentially endorsing an illegal drug. Change you can believe in.