"What would a commission demand of us as a city? Do they want to go to a conference on Mars?" deadpanned Councilman Charlie Brown. "We'll pay for a one-way trip."

Good grief!

xanadian: As long as they don't jam a satellite dish up my ass, I don't care.

It butt probing okay? You know, just a little poking around.

shivashakti: "Wha wha wha wha wha?" deadpanned Councilman Charlie Brown. "Wha wha wha wha wha."

Good grief!

FTFY.

South Park is non-fiction sheeple

/99.6 degrees of hotness

He does have a good point though. When ET lands and says take me to your leader, they'll actually have a plan in place...

/I'd put my name on the petition just to see what happened..
//loves wasting government funding...

You'd think they would just amputate the extra testicles.
And maybe donate them to people who were only born with one.

aden07775: He does have a good point though. When ET lands and says take me to your leader, they'll actually have a plan in place...

/I'd put my name on the petition just to see what happened..
//loves wasting government funding...

Yea, funny, I figured the White House or UN would serve in that capacity... Silly me

Oh, it's funny until aliens arrive and ask to speak before your Extraterrestrial Affairs Commission and you don't have one so they take all your monkeys and vaporize your planet.

Still not as stupid as cap and tax and has better chacne of suceeding in its goals thatn does the ENRON created cap and tax stupidity.

You know, maybe if Spain or England had had some kind of extra-European Contact Commission, we could have avoided a good portion of the bloodshed that nearly led to the systematic extermination of America's native population.

Just sayin'...

Why does this surprise anyone?

Everyone knows that the New World Order government built Denver International Airport to be the mothership landing area.

Jeff Peckman is simply an alien in human form getting Denver's residents acclimated to the idea of aliens living in their city.

Go ahead. Cut him open and see for yourself.

killahgrag: xanadian: As long as they don't jam a satellite dish up my ass, I don't care.

It butt probing okay? You know, just a little poking around.

Just the tip.

ALso, methinks it's time for a "Colorado" tag, in the same vein as the "Florida" tag. Things are getting wackier and wackier in that state everyday...

Just hire Will Smith.

"Welcome ta Earf!"

/And what the Hell is that smell?!

I live in Denver. Yes, this is a retarded waste of money.

So the next question is.. what will it take to fool that panel into thinking I'm from another world, and more importantly should I refer to my alien brethren as Ufian's?

I wonder if I could go to a panel meeting and say:

"FINALLY!! We've been to this planet many times, and aside from being chased away by people who hold the err..."

(Turn to my assistant..) "How do they say.. "sometimes-flashing-light-boxes-that-ensnare-souls?"

Assistant: "Cameras and videocameras"

"Yes! we've yet to establish contact because there has only been those that seek to chase us away with cameras and videocameras. We finally have people whom we can meet in an official capacity with which to adminster Ufia...

Assistant: "'Speak' your excellence"

"Ah yes, with which to speak!"

Hmm.. actually, could you imagine what would happen if Aliens DID show up and gave us strict instructions to not record or broadcast their likenesses and that any/all attempts to "ensnare their soul" would be considered an act of war?

So like.. they see an image/poster/whatever, and perceive it to be an entrapped soul.

This won't pass, but if it does, I'm going to campaign to be on the panel.

Peckman has created the board positions so that he can cherry pick the members on it. That is, he already 'knows' who is going to fill the positions.

Ack-ack-ack-ack-ack...

Better keep your Slim Whitman records handy.

but whitey's on the moon!

//streetlights

Why exactly would aliens if they came to earth be expected to land in the middle of nowhere? Why would the rest of the world actually allow them to speak for the entire earth?

I say if aliens do come in on a course for Denver and some local idiots try to make contect with them we nuke the whole city before the flying saucers can land and get a bad impression of the planet.

Queue 'not this shiat again' and 'old news is so exciting' pics...

firefly212: Shisno: killahgrag: xanadian: As long as they don't jam a satellite dish up my ass, I don't care.

It butt probing okay? You know, just a little poking around.

Just the tip.

ALso, methinks it's time for a "Colorado" tag, in the same vein as the "Florida" tag. Things are getting wackier and wackier in that state everyday...

Californians and Texans keep moving here. :( We tried to tell them it's too cold and they'll hate it.

There's your problem. You got yourself an infestation there, it looks like.

I met a guy once who was a scatterbrained crackpot, who had an an outrageous scheme where he wanted to suck clams out of Nevada's riverswith a suction dredge for people to eat.

The concept was ridiculous, but the politicicans loved it; they created the "Nevada Clam Comission" whose sole "work" consisted of issuing one license to that one person, who went broke shortly after.

That was in 1978, but the Comission is still there, except it is called the Nevada Seafood Comission. Since Nevada is 150 miles from the ocean, it hasn't done anything in the last 31 years but collect a paycheck, but if California ever slides off into the ocean they will be all set.

This week, Denver officials announced that Peckman had gathered about 4,000 valid signatures needed to place the issue before the 350,000 registered voters of the Colorado state capital.

A fine example of why the concept of democracy doesn't work: the general population contains too many farktarded idiots.

Hail ants

"Because I'm curious. I wanna know more about what you do here! Frankly, I've heard alot of wild stories in the media."

Oh, wait... wrong Peck, man.

Denver? Everyone knows the aliens will be landing in Boulder. And there's only one way to greet them:


"Nanu nanu."

Shakespeare's Monkey: They brought a book with them, "To Serve Man."

/how nice

Applause.

FTA: And in what certainly is good news for residents of Colorado Springs or Boulder who might feel left out, the initiative says: "Members who are not Denver residents may participate from anywhere in the universe."

Whew, I was feeling left out...

VictorOfBorge: "Because I'm curious. I wanna know more about what you do here! Frankly, I've heard alot of wild stories in the media."

Oh, wait... wrong Peck, man.

Leaving Satisifed.