Being an African Albino...I'm getting a kick out of this...


OK, not really

That explains a lot.

That's sexe.

that explains why when i blew on to the surface of the ice cream cooler, i couldn't make any fog. crap, today is going to suck then.

The Frogurt is also cursed!

Did Chas Bono steal it?

Arise chicken, Arise!

And afterward what will you wear?

/an itsy-bitsy teeny-weeny yellow polka dot mankini.

Didn't they disprove the whole pot feminizing men and masculinizing women thing as fear mongering?

Wha? The medium is going to change the theif to extra small?

Is that all it takes?!? They could totally steal the market from Sweden! Imagine the tourist revenue!

/or wherever it is those folks go for that kind of thing

Normally we're very tolerant of necrophilia here, Johnson, but ashes is a no-no.


/it's funnier with the accompanying cartoon

The pot was stolen from the home at Gulf Harbour, near Auckland, of At du Plooy, who wrote to the Rodney Times saying he was a medium and keeps in touch with spirit of his grandmother who died 16 years ago in Africa at age 93.

Yet she didn't choose to contact him while the pot was being stolen?

Du Plooy said he thought he could trace the pot with her spiritual help, but his grandma was not familiar with the area where it had been taken of course this whole spiritual medium scam is total bulls*t.

The Angry Hand of God: Arise chicken, Arise!

Came for this, leaving satisifed

What if Pat stole the pot?

Electrotiger: /or wherever it is those folks go for that kind of thing

Thailand...

I'm pissed off now, Jobu. Look, I go to you. I stick up for you. You don't help me now. I say "Fark you," Jobu, I do it myself.

I think I saw this on Mythbusters.

If it's this guy, I wouldn't be too worried...

Not available for comment

Coolbigmacdaddyo: I'm pissed off now, Jobu. Look, I go to you. I stick up for you. You don't help me now. I say "Fark you," Jobu, I do it myself.

Hats for bats...

Well that explains the moobs. My wife said it was beer and fried food. Nope - curse.

Leeds: What if Pat stole the pot?

What if Pat put the pot on a pet in a pit?

Oh no. Not again.

So people will be nice to me, open doors, buy me drinks, and try to have sex with me? I'll never give it back! Never!

Are witch doctor ashes the secret ingredient that makes "penis-melting Zionist robot combs (new window)" such a fearsome plague in Africa?

ooo eee
ooo ah ah
ting tang
walla walla bing bang

unimpressed

My hat is off to whichever one of you magnificent bastards left the San Fransisco comment.

for those of you munchkins out there playing at home, that'll be -5 on the next combat.

Good thing there are no such things as curses.

Goodbye moobs, hello boobs

TheraTx: ooo eee
ooo ah ah
ting tang
walla walla bing bang

I told the witchdoctor there something in my chest
I told the witchdoctor he'd have -STOP SQUEEZING THOSE (SLAP)

A man walks into a bar and orders a shot and a beer. When the bartender brings the drinks the man sips from the beer mug and then reaches into his coat and pulls a tiny little man out who then picks up the shot glass and drains the whiskey. The bartender is amazed and asks if the little man is real.

"That's my best friend Charlie. Of course he's real."
"What can he do?" asks the bartender.
"Charlie, dance a little for the man." the fellow says, and the tiny man does a little soft shoe.
"That's terrific!" says the bartender. "Can he do anything else?"
"Charlie, sing the man a song." the man says, and Charlie sings a beautiful tune in a high-pitched voice.
"Incredible!" exclaims the bartender. "What else can he do?"
"Well, he's good at telling stories. Charlie, tell him about the time you and I were on safari in Africa and that witch doctor caught you in bed with his wife."

Leeds: What if Pat stole the pot?

then the curse would be broken

or is it reinforced

i don't know, it could go either way really

Why can't I be lucky enough to get this curse?

Cool, so I can be a lesbian then?

There's a lot of that going around.

Exiern

Nearly NSFW, so this page is 3 pages early.

EggFool: Fark, I'm retarded,. I didn't get that until just now. Why am I telling you this??

it's like you can't not post your stream of thought isn't it

Will I go from "None" to "Lots?"

My Arise Chicken Wallpaper.

It's a big image.

TheraTx: ooo eee
ooo ah ah
ting tang
walla walla bing bang

I told the witchdoctor "I stole a pot from you"
I told the witchdoctor "Your daddy's ashes too"
And the then witchdoctor, he told me what to do
He said
ooo eee
ooo ah ah
ting tang
Your penis falls off.

/I think this might call for a second opinion, anyone know a good witchdoctor?
//Does a doctor of witch medicine's degree say W.M.D.?

1)steal witchdoctors ashes
2) Find desperate transexual with $
3.) Profit.