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(The Virginian Pilot) Dumbass Trying to beat a murder rap? Don't rap about it on YouTube   (hamptonroads.com) divider line 38
More: Dumbass, YouTube, court hearings, drug possession, Jah-Youth Sutton, Portsmouth, Attorney Earle C. Mobley, Jah Youth Sutton, horrorcore  
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2009-12-03 09:15:38 AM
No posts in the thread...and link is already FARKED.
 
2009-12-03 09:17:10 AM
last post, then
 
2009-12-03 09:18:31 AM
Truly stupid criminals make police work easy.

What really gets me though is this asshole will plead not guilty in court, tie up the legal system for months and waste tens of thousands of dollars in taxpayer dollars.
 
2009-12-03 09:19:19 AM
Not quite the same, but...

dailycontempt.com


/hot
 
2009-12-03 09:19:49 AM
Link worked fine for me. Noscript made the page explode for me, but was otherwise fine.

Anyways, with no expectation of privacy the police have just as much right to watch Youtube as anyone else (and use it in court!). At least the guy realized he was farked and pled guilty in this case.
 
2009-12-03 09:21:34 AM
but he didn't rap about Trying to beat a murder rap...
 
2009-12-03 09:22:55 AM
...I used to live in Hampton Roads, so I'm getting a kick out of this.
 
2009-12-03 09:23:15 AM
Non-evil Monkey: At least the guy realized he was farked and pled guilty in this case.

I don't think his guilty plea had anything to do with the YouTube video. It seems like the video was just shown at the sentencing hearing.
 
2009-12-03 09:24:23 AM
Pretty cold. Even he didn't wield the shotgun, to rap about the grieving mamma is bad.
 
2009-12-03 09:25:15 AM
Do we can we or should we really expect anything else from these sorts of folks?

Here's hoping he enjoys AIDS.
 
2009-12-03 09:39:02 AM
His rap was "like art".

Not likely.
 
2009-12-03 09:41:42 AM
And by the way Mr. Sutton, thank you for reinforcing what I already know.
 
2009-12-03 09:44:49 AM
MF Doom's Rapp Snitch Knishes comes to mind.

Rap snitches, tellin all their business
Sit in the court and be they own star witness
Do you see the perpetrator, yeah I'm right herefark around and get the whole label sent up for years (Huh)

[Mr. Fantastik]
Type profile low, like ay get paid in full
Attract heavy cash cuz the game's centrifical
Mister Fantastik long though like elastic
Got my life between glocks, it's made out of plastic
Can't stand the brown nosin nubian fake ass bastard
Admiring my style so I bust through Manhattan
Since plottin, plan the quickest, my flow is the sickest
My hoes be the thickest, my dro.. the stickiest
Street nubian, stamped and bonafide
When beef jump nubianz come get me cuz they know I ride
Two to the ski mask, New York's my origin
Play a fake gangsta like a old accordian
Accordin ta him, when the deed's rushed in
Complication from the wild testimony was thin
Caused his man ta go up north, the ball hit 'em again
Blame rap snitch nubian, even told on the mexican
[Chorus x2: Mr. Fantastik] [The second time the chorus is repeated, it doesn't end with "Huh"]
Rap snitches, tellin all their business
Sit in the court and be they own star witness
Do you see the perpetrator, yeah i'm right herefark around get the whole label sent up for years (Huh)

[MF Doom]
True, there's rules to this shiat, fools dare care
Everybody wanna rule the world with tears for fear
Yeah yeah tell 'em tell it on the mountain hill
Runnin up they mouth bill, everybody doubtin still
Informer, keep it up and get tested
Pop through the bubble vest or double breasted
He keep a lab down south in the little beast
So much heat you woulda thought it was the middle east
A little grease always keeps the wheels a spinnin
Like sittin on twenty threes to get the squeelers grinnin
Hittin on many trees, feel real linen
Spittin on enemies, get the steel for tin men
Where no brains but gum flap
He said his gun clap, then he fled after one slap
(Pat!) son shut your trap, save it for the biatches
MMM...delicious, rap snitch knishes
 
2009-12-03 09:45:17 AM
numbone: And by the way Mr. Sutton, thank you for reinforcing what I already know.

THIS.

For every instance where somebody cries about "media portrayals of blacks" etc, etc, etc, there are 10,000 instances where their own self-created and self-distributed videos not only A) make the media portrayals look tame by comparison but B) raise the issue of whether the media is sitting on their hands as to how terrifically bad the true realities are.
 
2009-12-03 09:45:23 AM
So this has nothing to do with his conviction, he had already pleaded but hadn't been sentenced, and considering how violent the crime was he was already going to get a lot of time.

I've always wondered about this, rap music seems to only fall into two categories. I'm so great, bang biatches, or I'm so great, I sell drugs/ kill people. Really, find me one that doesn't.

I also wonder how porn can have anal and oral in it since that's technically illegal in every state I've ever lived in, but that's something I hope they don't come down on.



ihatedumbpeople: Truly stupid criminals make police work easy.

What really gets me though is this asshole will plead not guilty in court, tie up the legal system for months and waste tens of thousands of dollars in taxpayer dollars.


Thankfully, nothing you said is remotely close to the story.
 
2009-12-03 09:47:11 AM
i46.tinypic.com
 
2009-12-03 09:53:05 AM
"Attract heavy cash cuz the game's centrifical"

dogtime.com
 
2009-12-03 10:01:42 AM
eh yo son, I'ma hold it down fo you in da streetz. check yo commissary, I'ma leave sum flow so you can get some mentholz. wurd.

/and fark your baby momz in your benz while you gone.
//peace
 
2009-12-03 10:03:27 AM
ah, those silly blacks.
 
2009-12-03 10:08:20 AM
flyingmonkeysreign:
I've always wondered about this, rap music seems to only fall into two categories. I'm so great, bang biatches, or I'm so great, I sell drugs/ kill people. Really, find me one that doesn't.


Look up Saul Williams. Easily one of the most talented artists out there.
 
2009-12-03 10:13:06 AM
I love the caption with the picture of either the dumbass or the victim that said the following:

"Jah-Youth Sutton beat Darius Powell, 20, so with a gun so severely that his skull caved in."

It sounds like someone from the Hills or Laguna Beach or anyone of the vapid brain-dead shows currently running on MTV wrote this article. For the rest of us, it's just bad grammar, man, it's just bad grammar.
 
2009-12-03 10:19:21 AM
Oh_Enough_Already: numbone: And by the way Mr. Sutton, thank you for reinforcing what I already know.

THIS.

For every instance where somebody cries about "media portrayals of blacks" etc, etc, etc, there are 10,000 instances where their own self-created and self-distributed videos not only A) make the media portrayals look tame by comparison but B) raise the issue of whether the media is sitting on their hands as to how terrifically bad the true realities are.


We get it, you hate black people. Great contrbution!!!!
 
2009-12-03 10:19:31 AM
Saul Williams FTW

/the movie SLAM was incredible!! one of the best I have ever seen.
 
2009-12-03 10:23:40 AM
4chan:
We get it, you hate black people. Great contrbution!!!!

you know it's bad when the guy named '4chan' is calling you out based on your racist comments

>implying 4chan.org is racist
 
2009-12-03 10:28:35 AM
flyingmonkeysreign:

I've always wondered about this, rap music seems to only fall into two categories. I'm so great, bang biatches, or I'm so great, I sell drugs/ kill people. Really, find me one that doesn't.


DJ Jazzy Jeff and the Fresh Prince where pretty clean and pretty awesome. Of course it was the 80's .....
 
2009-12-03 10:44:52 AM
flyingmonkeysreign: I've always wondered about this, rap music seems to only fall into two categories. I'm so great, bang biatches, or I'm so great, I sell drugs/ kill people. Really, find me one that doesn't.

Link (you asked for it)
 
2009-12-03 11:01:09 AM
Eminem - beautiful. Technically rap, and none of that garbage. Just sayin.

Think Eminem is way more talented than most rappers. Rhyming schemes, beats, etc. are way more creative than most and he pokes fun at himself so much i have to laugh.
 
2009-12-03 11:10:46 AM
greenboy: Eminem - beautiful. Technically rap, and none of that garbage. Just sayin.

Think Eminem is way more talented than most rappers. Rhyming schemes, beats, etc. are way more creative than most and he pokes fun at himself so much i have to laugh.


No doubt he's talented, but I always thought he rapped like a marching band.
 
2009-12-03 11:12:03 AM
catjumpjohn

elaborate??
 
2009-12-03 11:23:39 AM
I'm going out on a limb here and guessing he's black.

/not racist
 
2009-12-03 11:27:26 AM
Best thing: his striped jacket looks like prison wear.
 
2009-12-03 11:32:44 AM
I watched the video. He's a N*gger with a capital N.
 
2009-12-03 11:44:49 AM
Catsaregreen: I watched the video. He's a N*gger with a capital N.

Maybe, but the production quality of the song (yeah, I called it a song, and?) isn't that bad.

/I didn't listen to the lyrics, just the sound of the whole thing
// booWEEPWEEPWEEPWEEPWEEPWEEPbooWEEPWEEPWEEPWEEPWEEPWEEP
 
2009-12-03 12:15:36 PM
wow, it replaced my "N*a*ggers" with something else. So very anti southpark
 
2009-12-03 12:30:28 PM
They should just ban rap.
That way only criminals would have rap.
 
2009-12-03 12:43:16 PM
greenboy: wow, it replaced my "N*a*ggers" with something else. So very anti southpark

What happened to the old "attractive and successful Aprican American"?
 
2009-12-03 03:51:59 PM
I guess alot of black men have banged alot of people wives in here
/Here's a chill pill to take that bitterness away
 
2009-12-03 11:11:36 PM
ugly bignosed loser African-Americans
 
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