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2009-12-02 11:45:24 PM  
when it gets squished between my toes.
2009-12-03 11:24:15 AM  
two chicks at the same time, man.
2009-12-03 12:43:25 PM  

Hau Ruck: RobertBruce: booze'n'boobs

That doesn't start with "t", normally. C'mon now.

...itties and beer.

See? That wasn't so hard.
2009-12-03 01:10:14 PM  
...o crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of their women..

Now with voting.
2009-12-03 04:46:32 PM  
torn of the wall.
2009-12-04 12:08:18 AM  
the last place you'd look. Heck, it might even be behind this sign!
2009-12-04 07:59:26 AM  
o wake up on the right side of the grass.
2009-12-04 08:00:07 AM  
tearing down signs.
2009-12-04 08:00:07 AM  
"to serve God and keep his commandments. Anything less is uncivilized."
2009-12-04 08:00:44 AM  
...o go live with my auntie and uncle in Bel Air.
2009-12-04 08:01:14 AM  
to crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and hear the lamentations of their women.
2009-12-04 08:01:20 AM  

2009-12-04 08:01:58 AM  
una fingers.
2009-12-04 08:03:36 AM  
...o be continued.
2009-12-04 08:03:41 AM  
came here for


/ leaving unsatisfied
2009-12-04 08:04:00 AM  
...elve year olds.

/There's twelve of them
2009-12-04 08:05:32 AM  

jeffbujass: ...elve year olds.

/There's twelve of them

No, there's telve of them.
2009-12-04 08:08:13 AM  
tookers and blow.
2009-12-04 08:09:59 AM  
...he end of social conservatism.
2009-12-04 08:10:05 AM  
wo chicks one cup.
2009-12-04 08:10:22 AM  
...o achieve enlightenment. Mostly because that "om... om... om..." gets REALLY annoying after a couple of years.
2009-12-04 08:12:31 AM  
...o stock up on beer & bacon.
2009-12-04 08:12:59 AM  
..o eat bacon at every meal, fark like a rabbit on extacy, smoke cuban cigars, and drink only the finest hooch.

The secret to mediocrity is to eat bacon once a week, masturbate furiously whenever you get the chance, keep a pack of generic cigarettes in your pocket, and always have a case of beer on hand.
2009-12-04 08:14:54 AM
2009-12-04 08:15:59 AM  
o not care what everyone else thinks about you
2009-12-04 08:16:18 AM  
The secret of happiness is to make others happy.

/because I'm 99.9% sure that's what the sign said.
2009-12-04 08:16:34 AM ghey.
2009-12-04 08:17:20 AM  
o not get married.
2009-12-04 08:19:13 AM  
Two ninety-nine everyday, only at participating McDonald's.
2009-12-04 08:19:41 AM  
o smile like a moron all the time
2009-12-04 08:21:25 AM  
oo hard to find.
2009-12-04 08:22:02 AM  
o fark off as much as possible
2009-12-04 08:22:06 AM know what makes you happy.
2009-12-04 08:25:52 AM  
"The secret of happines is t..."


/Obvious answer is obvious.
2009-12-04 08:26:48 AM  
"two chicks at one time"
2009-12-04 08:29:15 AM  
hinking your cunning plan all the way through
2009-12-04 08:30:21 AM  
..he screams of your victims as you tear the flesh from their still writhing bodies as they watch you consume their loved ones with toast and beans.
2009-12-04 08:31:19 AM  
...two in pink one in the stink.
2009-12-04 08:32:29 AM  
2009-12-04 08:32:32 AM  
o fark like there's no tomorrow...
2009-12-04 08:33:32 AM  

chookbillion: Now admittedly, I haven't seen everything that gorgor has posted, but not one thing of his that I have seen has made me gasp. I think all the 'OMG, Gorgor' people must be prudes with weak stomachs.
There, I've finally said it.

There's a reason he's not allowed to even link to images.

Yes, many of the pics aren't that bad at all; some of them are just plain hilarious. Others really are that bad.

It's kind of the fun of Gorgor, really. Seeing his name, a tinyurl, and 'Copy & paste (NSFW)' is like staring down the barrel of Dirty Harry's .44. You have to ask yourself one question: "Do I feel lucky?"
2009-12-04 08:35:10 AM really be far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like.
2009-12-04 08:38:28 AM  
2009-12-04 08:39:02 AM  
tits or GTFO!
2009-12-04 08:40:32 AM  
the shiat!
2009-12-04 08:43:09 AM  
he sweet and sour chicken.
2009-12-04 08:49:56 AM  
...wo. No, six. No, wait, it's eleven.
2009-12-04 08:54:07 AM  
This sign, assuming it remains intact.
2009-12-04 08:54:18 AM  
2009-12-04 08:57:05 AM  
...(T)wilight's complete and utter god damn destruction.
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