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pecosdave [TotalFark]
2009-12-02 11:45:24 PM
when it gets squished between my toes.
 
Squawky
2009-12-03 11:24:15 AM
two chicks at the same time, man.
 
Lando Lincoln [TotalFark]
2009-12-03 12:43:25 PM
Hau Ruck: RobertBruce: booze'n'boobs

That doesn't start with "t", normally. C'mon now.

...itties and beer.

See? That wasn't so hard.
 
ninjakirby
2009-12-03 01:10:14 PM
...o crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of their women..


Now with voting.
 
Julieahni
2009-12-03 04:46:32 PM
torn of the wall.
 
the Mole of Production [TotalFark]
2009-12-04 12:08:18 AM
the last place you'd look. Heck, it might even be behind this sign!
 
poot42
2009-12-04 07:59:26 AM
o wake up on the right side of the grass.
 
ejwsod36
2009-12-04 08:00:07 AM
tearing down signs.
 
icebergcomics
2009-12-04 08:00:07 AM
"to serve God and keep his commandments. Anything less is uncivilized."
 
Thakh
2009-12-04 08:00:44 AM
...o go live with my auntie and uncle in Bel Air.
 
JW
2009-12-04 08:01:14 AM
to crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and hear the lamentations of their women.
 
SpaceButler [TotalFark]
2009-12-04 08:01:20 AM
...etrahydrocannabinol

/oblig
 
tuna fingers
2009-12-04 08:01:58 AM
una fingers.
 
Tealeaf
2009-12-04 08:03:36 AM
...o be continued.
 
TheSignPost [TotalFark]
2009-12-04 08:03:41 AM
came here for

'tits'

/ leaving unsatisfied
 
jeffbujass
2009-12-04 08:04:00 AM
...elve year olds.

/There's twelve of them
 
tuna fingers
2009-12-04 08:05:32 AM
jeffbujass: ...elve year olds.

/There's twelve of them

No, there's telve of them.
 
2wolves [TotalFark]
2009-12-04 08:08:13 AM
tookers and blow.
 
detfrost1
2009-12-04 08:09:59 AM
...he end of social conservatism.
 
tuna fingers
2009-12-04 08:10:05 AM
wo chicks one cup.
 
Rohasman
2009-12-04 08:10:22 AM
...o achieve enlightenment. Mostly because that "om... om... om..." gets REALLY annoying after a couple of years.
 
X-RayPaintSpray
2009-12-04 08:12:31 AM
...o stock up on beer & bacon.
 
Farkwaddle
2009-12-04 08:12:59 AM
..o eat bacon at every meal, fark like a rabbit on extacy, smoke cuban cigars, and drink only the finest hooch.

The secret to mediocrity is to eat bacon once a week, masturbate furiously whenever you get the chance, keep a pack of generic cigarettes in your pocket, and always have a case of beer on hand.
 
Pro Zack
2009-12-04 08:14:54 AM
www.fraterslibertas.com
it's...
 
GreatNOD
2009-12-04 08:15:59 AM
o not care what everyone else thinks about you
 
GoSurfing [TotalFark]
2009-12-04 08:16:18 AM
The secret of happiness is to make others happy.

/because I'm 99.9% sure that's what the sign said.
 
plywoodjungle
2009-12-04 08:16:34 AM
.....eh ghey.
 
wpmulligan
2009-12-04 08:17:20 AM
o not get married.
 
Sumo Surfer
2009-12-04 08:19:13 AM
Two ninety-nine everyday, only at participating McDonald's.
 
Nu-hu-meila
2009-12-04 08:19:41 AM
o smile like a moron all the time
 
some guy SC
2009-12-04 08:21:25 AM
oo hard to find.
 
GreatNOD
2009-12-04 08:22:02 AM
o fark off as much as possible
 
traylor
2009-12-04 08:22:06 AM
...to know what makes you happy.
 
Balchinian
2009-12-04 08:25:52 AM
"The secret of happines is t..."

hc.

/Obvious answer is obvious.
 
Mini Ditka [TotalFark]
2009-12-04 08:26:48 AM
"two chicks at one time"



www.zvents.com
 
GreatNOD
2009-12-04 08:29:15 AM
hinking your cunning plan all the way through
 
skippytheferret
2009-12-04 08:30:21 AM
..he screams of your victims as you tear the flesh from their still writhing bodies as they watch you consume their loved ones with toast and beans.
 
traylor
2009-12-04 08:31:19 AM
...two in pink one in the stink.
 
Sybarite [TotalFark]
2009-12-04 08:32:29 AM
rimipramine
 
aden07775
2009-12-04 08:32:32 AM
o fark like there's no tomorrow...
 
SpaceButler [TotalFark]
2009-12-04 08:33:32 AM
chookbillion: Now admittedly, I haven't seen everything that gorgor has posted, but not one thing of his that I have seen has made me gasp. I think all the 'OMG, Gorgor' people must be prudes with weak stomachs.
There, I've finally said it.

There's a reason he's not allowed to even link to images.

Yes, many of the pics aren't that bad at all; some of them are just plain hilarious. Others really are that bad.

It's kind of the fun of Gorgor, really. Seeing his name, a tinyurl, and 'Copy & paste (NSFW)' is like staring down the barrel of Dirty Harry's .44. You have to ask yourself one question: "Do I feel lucky?"
 
traylor
2009-12-04 08:35:10 AM
...to really be far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like.
 
hodaka
2009-12-04 08:38:28 AM
time
 
pippi longstocking
2009-12-04 08:39:02 AM
tits or GTFO!
 
traylor
2009-12-04 08:40:32 AM
the shiat!
 
idrow
2009-12-04 08:43:09 AM
he sweet and sour chicken.
www.thewrap.com
 
headstone
2009-12-04 08:49:56 AM
...wo. No, six. No, wait, it's eleven.
 
Something_Creative
2009-12-04 08:54:07 AM
This sign, assuming it remains intact.
 
offacue
2009-12-04 08:54:18 AM
wins
 
nstoppiello
2009-12-04 08:57:05 AM
...(T)wilight's complete and utter god damn destruction.
 
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