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pecosdave
2009-12-02 11:45:24 PM
when it gets squished between my toes.
spamdog
2009-12-02 11:45:59 PM
tits
Hau Ruck
2009-12-02 11:50:36 PM
tacos.
cksewell
2009-12-02 11:56:00 PM
...two s's in happiness"
RobertBruce
2009-12-02 11:57:39 PM
booze'n'boobs
Julieahni
2009-12-02 11:59:47 PM
torn off the wall.
Hau Ruck
2009-12-03 12:00:41 AM
RobertBruce
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booze'n'boobs
That doesn't start with "t", normally. C'mon now.
Julieahni
2009-12-03 12:03:33 AM
totalfark.
ninjakirby
2009-12-03 12:04:02 AM
...o crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of their women.
arkansas
2009-12-03 12:09:35 AM
Tiger Woods wife rebounding onto me....sans golf club.
hubiestubert
2009-12-03 12:17:48 AM
...according to my Grandpa,
three to one
.
Took me a while to figure that one out, but then again, he told me that when I was like five...
Gecko Gingrich
2009-12-03 12:34:29 AM
ninjakirby
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...o crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of their women.
In bed.
backseatdriver
2009-12-03 12:38:12 AM
hubiestubert
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...according to my Grandpa, three to one.
Took me a while to figure that one out, but then again, he told me that when I was like five...
is that a ratio in a beverage or the odds that gorgor has a four letter word beginning with T image that will make us collectively gasp?
hubiestubert
2009-12-03 01:01:21 AM
backseatdriver
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hubiestubert: ...according to my Grandpa, three to one.
Took me a while to figure that one out, but then again, he told me that when I was like five...
is that a ratio in a beverage or the odds that gorgor has a four letter word beginning with T image that will make us collectively gasp?
Hers to yours.
Archie Goodwin
2009-12-03 03:48:48 AM
...oilet paper.
SoothinglyDeranged
2009-12-03 04:27:17 AM
o always remember that I saw a purple pillow once and did you know that a mongoose is a really funny sounding name but that's how I became the president of zellars didn't ever carry potato sandwiches are best when slathered with ten types of dolphins are known for being the loyal dogs of the sea urchins have eleventy spines which I found out when I counted the rings of ten cubit pineapples tree...
Marcus Aurelius
2009-12-03 09:24:21 AM
tits and ass.
lakefivedi
2009-12-03 09:51:24 AM
telling a believable story.
m3h
2009-12-03 10:14:50 AM
Tetramethyldiaminobenzhydrylphosphinous.
Squawky
2009-12-03 11:24:15 AM
two chicks at the same time, man.
Lando Lincoln
2009-12-03 12:43:25 PM
Hau Ruck
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RobertBruce: booze'n'boobs
That doesn't start with "t", normally. C'mon now.
...itties and beer.
See? That wasn't so hard.
ninjakirby
2009-12-03 01:10:14 PM
...o crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of their women..
Now with voting.
Julieahni
2009-12-03 04:46:32 PM
torn of the wall.
pecosdave
2009-12-03 05:19:51 PM
the bottle of chocolate syrup and the pit of hungry lesbians.
the Mole of Production
2009-12-04 12:08:18 AM
the last place you'd look. Heck, it might even be behind this sign!
Poppa Boner
2009-12-04 07:58:04 AM
...aint
BokerBill
2009-12-04 07:58:13 AM
Archie Goodwin
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...oilet paper.
Winner! ...and I can't even vote for him.
poot42
2009-12-04 07:59:26 AM
o wake up on the right side of the grass.
Gothnet
2009-12-04 07:59:31 AM
TIMMY!
ejwsod36
2009-12-04 08:00:07 AM
tearing down signs.
icebergcomics
2009-12-04 08:00:07 AM
"to serve God and keep his commandments. Anything less is uncivilized."
Thakh
2009-12-04 08:00:44 AM
...o go live with my auntie and uncle in Bel Air.
JW
2009-12-04 08:01:14 AM
to crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and hear the lamentations of their women.
SpaceButler
2009-12-04 08:01:20 AM
...etrahydrocannabinol
/oblig
Dawg47
2009-12-04 08:01:50 AM
its
tuna fingers
2009-12-04 08:01:58 AM
una fingers.
Poppyale
2009-12-04 08:02:55 AM
...wo eager, strong men.
Tealeaf
2009-12-04 08:03:36 AM
...o be continued.
TheSignPost
2009-12-04 08:03:41 AM
came here for
'tits'
/ leaving unsatisfied
jeffbujass
2009-12-04 08:04:00 AM
...elve year olds.
/There's twelve of them
Poppyale
2009-12-04 08:04:54 AM
TheSignPost
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came here for
'tits'
/ leaving unsatisfied
Umm...there are quite a few of them here.
farkin_Gary
2009-12-04 08:05:08 AM
t-akin' a healthy dump without the aid of pharmaceuticals.
/Every morning...envy me.
tuna fingers
2009-12-04 08:05:32 AM
jeffbujass
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...elve year olds.
/There's twelve of them
No, there's telve of them.
furterfan
2009-12-04 08:06:02 AM
Hau Ruck
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RobertBruce: booze'n'boobs
That doesn't start with "t", normally. C'mon now.
tequila and tits
jeffbujass
2009-12-04 08:06:15 AM
jeffbujass
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w
elve
FTFM
2wolves
2009-12-04 08:08:13 AM
tookers and blow.
chookbillion
2009-12-04 08:08:59 AM
backseatdriver
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hubiestubert: ...according to my Grandpa, three to one.
Took me a while to figure that one out, but then again, he told me that when I was like five...
is that a ratio in a beverage or the odds that gorgor has a four letter word beginning with T image that will make us collectively gasp?
Now admittedly, I haven't seen everything that gorgor has posted, but not one thing of his that I have seen has made me gasp. I think all the 'OMG, Gorgor' people must be prudes with weak stomachs.
There, I've finally said it.
detfrost1
2009-12-04 08:09:59 AM
...he end of social conservatism.
tuna fingers
2009-12-04 08:10:05 AM
wo chicks one cup.
Rohasman
2009-12-04 08:10:22 AM
...o achieve enlightenment. Mostly because that "om... om... om..." gets REALLY annoying after a couple of years.
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