Whoa, I didn't submit this one. But thanks to whomever did.

I used the LHC to submit this in October.

oh myyy

Isn't that Taiwanese?

Brilliant!

Why can't our news be like this Drew?

I realize my view of relationships is outside the norm. Nevertheless, just once -ONCE - I'd like one of these women to say, "Actually I couldn't care less who my husband farks, as long as we discuss it first and he isn't lying to me about it."

I didn't even crack a smile.

:|

I should start submitting links provided in other threads three days later too.

I ROR

JaCiNto: I ROR


Congrats, you win: coffee out of nose.

"Two dollars! I want my two dollars!"

CGI people are jerky and bother the innermost reaches of my soul in ways I don't understand.

Since when does a 2009 Escalade resemble a mini van?

Lame

allthesametome I realize my view of relationships is outside the norm. Nevertheless, just once -ONCE - I'd like one of these women to say, "Actually I couldn't care less who my husband farks, as long as we discuss it first and he isn't lying to me about it."

Actually, I couldn't care less who my husband farks, as long as we discuss it first and he isn't lying to me about it.

Happy now?

allthesametome: I realize my view of relationships is outside the norm. Nevertheless, just once -ONCE - I'd like one of these women to say, "Actually I couldn't care less who my husband farks, as long as we discuss it first and he isn't lying to me about it."

If I had a husband, I would be encouraging him to fark everything but me.

/straight guy

Chinese news agency does hilarious CGI reenactment of the Tiger Woods incident. Starring Barbie as Mrs. Woods and the love child of George Takei and Denzel Washington as Tiger

Fixed that for you, subby.

Salacious Salad: Isn't that Taiwanese?

Yup, link from the youtube description. A real Chinese re-enactment would have featured more gratuitous misogyny, I'm sure of it. Maybe even some helpful racism, coupled with an attempt to downplay the fact that he's half Asian.

This new GTA DLC looks horrible.

OtherLittleGuy: YakittySax.wav

It's actually quite fitting.

Link (new window)

I'm not quite sure why, but that reminded me of this. (new window)

Mildly amusing would be an overstatement.

YOU PLAY GOLF NOW

IAmNotRickMoranis: Whoa, I didn't submit this one. But thanks to whomever did.

I hope you get cancer and die.

Women should understand that men need two things in life to be happy.

Sex and Food.

If you deprive us of either we will do what is necessary to get either, as both are vital life processes.

I am not gonna say that his wife was not giving him what he needed, and he may just be a jackass who has everything and needed more, but marital issues like these are usually not one sided events. So, I say lay off him until we either know both sides or leave it alone.

It looks like the animator from Xavier: Renegade Angel has found some new work in China.

For I second I thought this was an advertisement for Sims 3: Tiger Woods Beatdown Expansion Pack

This is why China is taking over, people!

Saw that rast night. Hiralious.

GLove88mph: YOU P L RAY GO L RF NOW

Fixed it.

I tried finding the Johnny Carson "Mr. Rogers with Adult Ken and Barbie" sketch. It probably would have been more hilarious and relevant.

the love child of George Takei and Denzel Washington as Tiger

That's an eagle.

The Star Wars Boogie Nights video linked on that page was funnier

Link (new window)

allthesametome: I realize my view of relationships is outside the norm. Nevertheless, just once -ONCE - I'd like one of these women to say, "Actually I couldn't care less who my husband farks, as long as we discuss it first and he isn't lying to me about it."

I pretty much said that to my husband. But, there are caveats. If he wants to have sex with someone else, she better be a professional. I don't want to deal with any possible drama from females who think that an one night stand is going to lead into a relationship. Personally, I believe that becoming emotionally attached to someone else is much more damaging to a relationship than having sex with a random person you're never going to see again.

That said, I think it has worked well because we've been together 5 years, and he has only "strayed" once.

I submitted this over a year ago. :(

That's exactly how I envisioned it happening.

Q: What's Elin Nordegren's favorite magazine?

A: Tiger Beat.

Can some kind farker do a screencap for those of us who have video blocked at work :)

chandler_vt: GLove88mph: YOU PRAY GORF NOW




It's been a while but okay...

**Prepare to be annihilated, Space Cadet**