"There's no question. None at all. It's plainly clear."

Yes, it's plainly clear that the words are "pumpkin pie," you gap-toothed, paranoid imbecile.

yeah, don't just tell your daughter she's mishearing the lyrics. clearly the thing to do is to run to the media and make a huge deal out of nothing. why people like that want to be on camera in the first place always amazes me

The kid didn't pick it up from "The baby." The kid picked it up from Mom.

And it's obvious , by the way she deflects the blame and the raising of her children.

"I think it's supposed to actually be some "rockin' fun," said Westberry. "But it don't come out saying "rockin' fun."

It was probably teaching the kid a good lesson. If you ever see Miley Cyrus you better f*ckin run!

old_toole: DslainteC: "There's no question. None at all. It's plainly clear."

Yes, it's plainly clear that the words are "pumpkin pie," you gap-toothed, paranoid imbecile.

And she also says "But it don't come out saying "rockin' fun."
Sweet, Florida rednecks indeed

And the daughter's name is Kelzea. Yeah, I'm going with Florida redneck looking to be outraged...

I believe the woman is right. It's a travesty. Although I don't have anything against the word "fun" it surely cannot match the awesomeness that is "pie". How anyone could mistake pie for fun, is beyond me, because pie is srs bizniz.

/going to get some rockin pie right now.

"Brandy and her daughter Kelzea?"

Seriously?

You name me that and I'll pick up the word "motherfarker" by six months. God, I hate people.

"I think it's supposed to actually be some "rockin' fun," said Westberry. "But it don't come out saying "rockin' fun."

Actually, the lyrics are supposed to be: "...later we'll have some pumpkin pie and we'll do some caroling."

Can someone post a facepalm picture? I'm facepalming so hard right now I think I just separated my corneas from my eyeballs and don't want to accidentally post something from my porn folder

ugh. i'm embarrassed to be from the same city as that woman.

Upcoming:

"Little girl, why did you say that the baby said that word?"

"Mommy said it was for the show." *BARF*

I don't pumpkin believe this. Is this lady pumpkin crazy?

HOLLY FARKING CHRIST. ITS A FARK THREAD DEFENDING MILEY CYRUS LYRICS

Could we all be getting trolled?

Three-year-olds say lots of words that sound like swearing.

Bagelox-99: Dum as a moldy grapefruit, probable fundie, and has a face that would stop an atomic clock. Trifecta!

She looks like she's never uttered a profanity in her whole life. And don't be so disparaging about mouldy grapefruits.

xanadian: So, only the MOTHER actually heared this, and CLAIMED the toddler is the one what heared it?


Fixed.

What's her Fark handle?

solokumba, is that from Space 1999? I remember an episode where there was a woman who could change shape and she had to change in to a monster that could breathe chlorine gas to fight another monster. In a room full of chlorine gas, obviously.

Starting Lineup Talking Baseball sounded neat whenever it announced Kirby Puckett.

The Envoy: is that from Space 1999?

You turn in your nerd card right now, mister. That, my esteemed chum, is The Incredible Salt Vampire.

Bagelox-99: Dum as a moldy grapefruit, probable fundie, and has a face that would stop an atomic clock. Trifecta!

Glass houses and so on.

Redneck mother heard what she wanted to hear. The kid picked up the profanity from mom's altercations with baby-daddy. Obviously.

I done heared that whatchamacallit say that there dirty word, too...

Geez.

The important news is that somebody was pumpkin that three years and nine months ago.

floridum

Why does a three-year-old need a Hannah Montana doll anyway?

solokumba: That's awesome.

/Pass the salt tablets, please.

Just looked it up:

Manufacturer's Suggested Age: 6 Years and Up

Mommy Bucktoof fails no matter how you look at it.

The Dread Pirate Robertson: The Envoy: is that from Space 1999?

You turn in your nerd card right now, mister. That, my esteemed chum, is The Incredible Salt Vampire.

Wow, everyone knows you never go "full nerd"

God, I hate "F-bomb." Pop culture invents a lot of dumb words, but the one that genuinely pisses me off is "F-bomb." F-bomb! This is how people euphemistically refer to the word "fark." Which is possibly my favorite word in the entire English language. OK, I get it: it's rude to say "fark" in certain situations. People don't like it if you say it around their children, although my dad said it all the time and it didn't harm me in any way (unless you count my predilection for saying "fark" a lot). But, as some of you may recall, if you really couldn't say it but you were in a situation where, for some very odd reason, you must refer to it, you could get the point across just fine by saying "the F word." (Upon which I usually would say, "Which one? Falafel? Frankenstein? Foot?" But only because I'm a smartass.) But at some point the media stopped mentioning that somebody said the F word (by which I mean "fark") and started saying "F-bomb." I find this more than a little ridiculous. A bomb is something that explodes and kills a lot of people. A word is just a word. It doesn't kill anybody. I guess it implies that in 2009 it is so amazingly rude and unusual that someone would say "fark" that it's a terrible, shocking, and traumatic event for everyone present. They've been F-bombed! My God! Did they survive the horrible F-bomb attack? Really, except for perhaps the Amish, I think it's pretty rare to find anyone that hasn't been exposed to the word. And even they probably say it. I don't expect everybody to love the word as I do, or to use it, but to be horrified by it? My mom, for instance, is exceedingly proper in her speech (when very upset she might say "damn"), but even she doesn't flinch at the word. She's been married to two men who used it fluently. C'mon, now. I can't think of any good reason why someone should find it so appalling. There are some truly horrible things happening in the word. Colorful language is not one of them. When I hear news reporters say "F-bomb," I often imagine myself running into the street shouting Snoop Dogg lyrics. I haven't done this yet. But you never know.

herbivore: God, I hate "F-bomb." Pop culture invents a lot of dumb words, but the one that genuinely pisses me off is "F-bomb." F-bomb! This is how people euphemistically refer to the word "fark." Which is possibly my favorite word in the entire English language. OK, I get it: it's rude to say "fark" in certain situations. People don't like it if you say it around their children, although my dad said it all the time and it didn't harm me in any way (unless you count my predilection for saying "fark" a lot). But, as some of you may recall, if you really couldn't say it but you were in a situation where, for some very odd reason, you must refer to it, you could get the point across just fine by saying "the F word." (Upon which I usually would say, "Which one? Falafel? Frankenstein? Foot?" But only because I'm a smartass.) But at some point the media stopped mentioning that somebody said the F word (by which I mean "fark") and started saying "F-bomb." I find this more than a little ridiculous. A bomb is something that explodes and kills a lot of people. A word is just a word. It doesn't kill anybody. I guess it implies that in 2009 it is so amazingly rude and unusual that someone would say "fark" that it's a terrible, shocking, and traumatic event for everyone present. They've been F-bombed! My God! Did they survive the horrible F-bomb attack? Really, except for perhaps the Amish, I think it's pretty rare to find anyone that hasn't been exposed to the word. And even they probably say it. I don't expect everybody to love the word as I do, or to use it, but to be horrified by it? My mom, for instance, is exceedingly proper in her speech (when very upset she might say "damn"), but even she doesn't flinch at the word. She's been married to two men who used it fluently. C'mon, now. I can't think of any good reason why someone should find it so appalling. There are some truly horrible things happening in the word. Colorful language is not one of them. When I hear news reporters say "F-bomb," I often imagine myself running into the street shouting Snoop Dogg lyrics. I haven't done this yet. But you never know.

So you would be dropping N-bombs too?

I love that pumpkin has replaced farking for this thread.

/pumpkin awesome

brigid_fitch: flyingmonkeysreign: "I think it's supposed to actually be some "rockin' fun," said Westberry. "But it don't come out saying "rockin' fun."

Actually, the lyrics are supposed to be: "...later we'll have some pumpkin pie and we'll do some caroling."

Can someone post a facepalm picture? I'm facepalming so hard right now I think I just separated my corneas from my eyeballs and don't want to accidentally post something from my porn folder

What the pumpkin? She's never heard the song before & is too stupid to even look up the lyrics?



/Hot like a warp core breach
//Keeping the Star Trek motif going...

I can do that, pic is for the mom

you know when you're on a roll, you think you figured something out and don't want to stop. she has conviction

yoohoo52: you know when you're on a roll, you think you figured something out and don't want to stop. she has conviction

She's probably got a string of them from the looks of her photo.