I woke up with someone like that after a Saturday night bender once

/maybe twice

That'll do pig, that'll do.

Mom?

I heard all that on my honeymoon.
/found my watch in the sink.
//and raw liver on my pillow.
//she was Irish, see?

skinink: Hey, sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I'd never know 'cause I wouldn't eat the filthy motherfarker. Pigs sleep and root in shiat. That's a filthy animal. I ain't eat nothin' that ain't got sense enough to disregard its own feces.

obscure

firies?

Damn, I must have missed the latest meme train.

Tickets, please.

Mr Harkins said the day had been both wet and warm, as well as slightly humid.

"Pig flatulence, then, carries much farther on wet, warm and slightly humid days; thus creating an impression of a dangerous and possibly lethal methane gas leak. So if it's a warm, wet, humid day, check if your pig is farting and squealing before you call the hazmat team." - Australian Pig Farmers' Scientific Weekly

Mr Harkins said the day had been both wet and warm, as well as slightly humid.

Just like the pig farts, I assume.

"Firetruck!"



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Equivocator: Head_Shot: firies?

Damn, I must have missed the latest meme train.

Tickets, please.

Firies have been called Firies long before there were even such things as Internet memes

Yes, but we just call them exuberant homos here.

Poor fella could have a hard time breathing...

Gyrfalcon: Mr Harkins said the day had been both wet and warm, as well as slightly humid.

"Pig flatulence, then, carries much farther on wet, warm and slightly humid days; thus creating an impression of a dangerous and possibly lethal methane gas leak. So if it's a warm, wet, humid day, check if your pig is farting and squealing before you call the hazmat team." - Australian Pig Farmers' Scientific Weekly

Bit of possibly useless trivia...
Pure methane is actually odorless...so it's a good thing there's other stuff mixed in with both the commercial and the homemade stuff (i.e., pig and cow farts).
This aroma announces its presence and gives everyone a chance to dial 911 (or its equivalent) and get the fark outta Dodge BEFORE they die of methane poisoning.