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(News.com.au) Amusing "She got very excited when two trucks and 15 firies turned up and she squealed and farted and squealed and farted"   (news.com.au) divider line 62
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2009-12-02 09:35:21 PM
I woke up with someone like that after a Saturday night bender once

/maybe twice
 
2009-12-02 10:37:35 PM
That'll do pig, that'll do.
 
2009-12-02 11:04:02 PM
Mom?
 
2009-12-02 11:04:19 PM
Grandma?
 
2009-12-02 11:05:00 PM
Aunt Irma?
 
2009-12-02 11:05:18 PM
oh i cant wait to hear the limerick for this one...
 
2009-12-02 11:05:36 PM
Hey, sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I'd never know 'cause I wouldn't eat the filthy motherfarker. Pigs sleep and root in shiat. That's a filthy animal. I ain't eat nothin' that ain't got sense enough to disregard its own feces.
 
2009-12-02 11:07:18 PM
I heard all that on my honeymoon.
/found my watch in the sink.
//and raw liver on my pillow.
//she was Irish, see?
 
2009-12-02 11:08:02 PM
skinink: Hey, sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I'd never know 'cause I wouldn't eat the filthy motherfarker. Pigs sleep and root in shiat. That's a filthy animal. I ain't eat nothin' that ain't got sense enough to disregard its own feces.

obscure
 
2009-12-02 11:09:27 PM
firies?

Damn, I must have missed the latest meme train.

Tickets, please.
 
2009-12-02 11:11:55 PM
reads like a Tucker Max story
 
2009-12-02 11:12:04 PM
Ended up being quiet the stinking situation huh
 
2009-12-02 11:12:28 PM
Kirstie Alley has a thing for fireman? Who knew?
 
2009-12-02 11:13:17 PM
Sounds like my kinda girl.
 
2009-12-02 11:14:34 PM
Mr Harkins said the day had been both wet and warm, as well as slightly humid.

"Pig flatulence, then, carries much farther on wet, warm and slightly humid days; thus creating an impression of a dangerous and possibly lethal methane gas leak. So if it's a warm, wet, humid day, check if your pig is farting and squealing before you call the hazmat team." - Australian Pig Farmers' Scientific Weekly
 
2009-12-02 11:14:37 PM
".....squealed and farted and squealed and farted" I was always though I was the only one that had that type of reaction to excitement, like when they announce on the radio that monster trucks coming to the colosseum.

/or when you see a truly great meme unfold before your eyes in a Fark thread.
 
2009-12-02 11:14:39 PM
Mr Harkins said the day had been both wet and warm, as well as slightly humid.

Just like the pig farts, I assume.
 
2009-12-02 11:16:31 PM
Head_Shot: firies?

Damn, I must have missed the latest meme train.

Tickets, please.


Firies have been called Firies long before there were even such things as Internet memes
 
2009-12-02 11:17:37 PM
They need to install a pilot light on that pig.
 
2009-12-02 11:19:35 PM
"Firetruck!"



/not obscure
 
2009-12-02 11:20:55 PM
FTA: Mr Harkins said the day pig had been both wet and warm...

FTFM
 
2009-12-02 11:22:38 PM
NSFW ? (new window)

What a farting pig might look like.
 
2009-12-02 11:26:27 PM
Also FTA: "I haven't heard too many pigs fart but I would describe it as very full-on."

I honestly don't know which quote I like better. I'm squealing and farting now!
 
2009-12-02 11:26:29 PM
I love how almost every article we get from Australia makes the Simpsons episode seem like a documentary.
 
2009-12-02 11:26:59 PM
"I haven't heard too many pigs fart but I would describe it as very full-on."

Hilarious!
 
2009-12-02 11:28:14 PM
Pork chop sandwiches!
 
2009-12-02 11:29:11 PM
Would it be out of line to point out that he said "squealed and farted" twice?
 
2009-12-02 11:30:04 PM
WTFDYW: I woke up with someone like that after a Saturday night bender once

/maybe twice


img.photobucket.com
 
2009-12-02 11:31:19 PM
Glix Wasi: Would it be out of line to point out that he said "squealed and farted" twice?

he likes squeals and farts.
 
2009-12-02 11:33:31 PM
Equivocator: Head_Shot: firies?

Damn, I must have missed the latest meme train.

Tickets, please.

Firies have been called Firies long before there were even such things as Internet memes
 
2009-12-02 11:33:48 PM
sounds like me when the ice cream truck goes by.
 
2009-12-02 11:34:09 PM
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2009-12-02 11:35:01 PM
buckler: They need to install a pilot light on that pig.
That's it !!! fire up the stove !!!
img689.imageshack.us
 
2009-12-02 11:36:00 PM
Sorry, just trying a new pic thing--learning curve
 
2009-12-02 11:37:15 PM
Repeat from the other day.
 
2009-12-02 11:39:50 PM
Equivocator: Head_Shot: firies?

Damn, I must have missed the latest meme train.

Tickets, please.

Firies have been called Firies long before there were even such things as Internet memes


Yes, but we just call them exuberant homos here.
 
2009-12-02 11:40:48 PM
She is believed to be a friendly and docile animal, a much loved children's pet, possibly in need of a change of diet.

This man concurs....

members.cox.net


As you realise it is time to review

your fiber intake!

It might not be necessary after all each morning

to eat an entire wicker swingset!
 
2009-12-02 11:42:03 PM
gorgor: APPROVES
http://tinyurl.com/yhp4ops
(copy and paste)


Wait, that pic didn't scar me for life...who are you and what have you done with the real Gorgor?
 
2009-12-02 11:42:16 PM
FTFA: "More Story Content"

Way to delete the place holder words in the page app..
 
2009-12-02 11:47:18 PM
May this be the first of many pig fart threads.
 
2009-12-02 11:47:35 PM
Poor fella could have a hard time breathing...

reneau.smugmug.com
 
2009-12-02 11:50:39 PM
There once was a pig from Bendigo,
whose family smelled the wind she'd blow.
The gas sparked a scare,
the firies showed up there,
It was just pig farts, now we know.

Eh, not my best work. I'm too worried about Gorgor to concentrate.

/Feel free to fix that up if you want.
 
2009-12-03 12:00:29 AM
Porkchop sandwiches!
 
2009-12-03 12:11:48 AM
Farts can be funny, but sometimes they are dangerous. I once cut one in the shower and it was so horrifically rancid that I had to throw the curtain open and step out, body full of soap, to catch my breath. I can't believe I almost killed myself with one of my own farts. It's an experience I'll never forget.
 
2009-12-03 12:11:57 AM
Funny, I have the exact same reaction when I see truckloads of firemen.
 
2009-12-03 12:25:24 AM
Gyrfalcon: Mr Harkins said the day had been both wet and warm, as well as slightly humid.

"Pig flatulence, then, carries much farther on wet, warm and slightly humid days; thus creating an impression of a dangerous and possibly lethal methane gas leak. So if it's a warm, wet, humid day, check if your pig is farting and squealing before you call the hazmat team." - Australian Pig Farmers' Scientific Weekly


Bit of possibly useless trivia...
Pure methane is actually odorless...so it's a good thing there's other stuff mixed in with both the commercial and the homemade stuff (i.e., pig and cow farts).
This aroma announces its presence and gives everyone a chance to dial 911 (or its equivalent) and get the fark outta Dodge BEFORE they die of methane poisoning.
 
2009-12-03 12:31:01 AM
SapperInTexas: Kirstie Alley has a thing for fireman? Who knew?

Actually, it was just something Carla told her to tell Sam to get him hot and bothered.
 
2009-12-03 12:49:06 AM
My favorite part of this article is where it says "News Website of the Year."
 
2009-12-03 01:15:19 AM
Best thread evar!
 
2009-12-03 01:40:06 AM
Wow. The pig in TFA is 120 kg or 264 pounds. That's like 100 pounds more than me.

/Doesn't mean I can't outfart it
 
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