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2009-12-02 09:21:39 PM
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All we need is for Fred Sanford to give that mess a clever name.
 
2009-12-02 09:59:19 PM
That's not random, it's dairy. Yeesh.

*items
 
2009-12-02 09:59:33 PM
It happened around Noon.

Who is this Noon person or what is this Noon place?
 
2009-12-02 09:59:55 PM
Cache County Bawhahahaha
 
2009-12-02 10:01:00 PM
I hate when that happens
 
2009-12-02 10:01:04 PM
Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: All we need is for Fred Sanford to give that mess a clever name.

Just call it "poached dairy", fry it, dip it in gravy and sell it in the food court section of the mall.
 
2009-12-02 10:02:24 PM
Looks like a bunch of pallets to me.
 
2009-12-02 10:02:59 PM
Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: All we need is for Fred Sanford to give that mess a clever name.

"I call it fast food, late for dinner, or spilled milk."
 
2009-12-02 10:05:27 PM
Well that's not going to smell great.

Still.

No use crying over it.

/sorry
 
2009-12-02 10:06:33 PM
So is this the standard format for food spill headlines now?
 
2009-12-02 10:06:43 PM
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2009-12-02 10:07:36 PM
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I guess she's not lactose intolerant
 
2009-12-02 10:08:20 PM
Hopefully, it was just that Dannon crap.
 
2009-12-02 10:12:06 PM
Damn - where's Harry Chapin when you need him?
 
2009-12-02 10:12:32 PM
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Dude, that should SO be a Foobies entry. Please. Begging....

What? A truck wrecked with cheese? Needs some eggs & bacon...now about the chicka with the yogurt bodysuit....
 
2009-12-02 10:13:04 PM
My husband and I enjoy taking drives up to Logan every 4 months or so and love to go to Gossner Cheese outlet. Excellent cheese. I know there are supposed to be more cheese places up in Cache valley as well. Well I guess there'll be some happy fish to find that their cheese bits are not attached to hooks for a change.
 
2009-12-02 10:13:16 PM
CygnusDarius: Just call it "poached dairy", fry it, dip it in gravy and sell it in the food court section of the mall.

UsikFark: "I call it fast food, late for dinner, or spilled milk."

I can see Fred Sanford going either direction on this one.

The only question here, then, is how fed-up Lamont becomes as a result of Fred's wacky scheming.


Veritas: /sorry

You don't have to be sorry for that pun.

Me, I would milk that wordplay for a long time.
 
2009-12-02 10:23:31 PM
Mmm ... now I have the urge to get me some nachos ...
 
2009-12-02 10:23:46 PM
Patient : 38,000 pounds of yogurt, I can't eat that much!
Doctor : Oh it's not going in that end boy.

/Ashamed to have seen that movie
//Like the ending though
 
2009-12-02 10:25:05 PM
you measure your mertic assloads in pounds dumbmitter?
 
2009-12-02 10:28:12 PM
...metric...
 
2009-12-02 10:29:31 PM
Mimic_Octopus: ...metric...

You get the FLAIL tag.
 
2009-12-02 10:30:42 PM
Mimic_Octopus: you measure your mertic assloads in pounds dumbmitter?


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He probably weighs his mertic assloads in Mertz per square foot.
 
2009-12-02 10:31:00 PM
It developed gradual variations majuscule form. In it was common to start to the left of the vertical in at the of the.
 
2009-12-02 10:34:19 PM
tl;dr
 
2009-12-02 10:37:29 PM
No whey.
 
2009-12-02 10:44:19 PM
Wow, it is not very often that I see my hometown named on the main page of Fark!

Logan, Utah is one of the very few university towns in the world without its own brewpub.
But I hear some crazy Farker is trying to change that....
 
2009-12-02 10:46:09 PM
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No thread is complete without your two cents gorgor. That's why I have you as a favorite.
 
2009-12-02 10:49:20 PM
Maybe the truck was lactose intolerant.
 
2009-12-02 10:49:30 PM
Thank cheeses, nobody was hurt.
 
2009-12-02 10:54:44 PM
Good. I hate dairy products.

/especially cheese
//not on moral grounds, just think it's yucky
 
2009-12-02 10:58:13 PM
The Sargeanto in charge of the investigation said the driver held a valid double-G license, and there was no shred of evidence of krafty or careless driving, so no charges will be filed.
 
2009-12-02 11:04:48 PM
Logan's Runs?
 
2009-12-02 11:05:21 PM
Well, that was just slick.
Utah has no culture. I'm sure there's not a shred of evidence the driver was topping off his tank.
Gonna be a wheyle of a stink in the old town tonight.
 
2009-12-02 11:26:41 PM
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2009-12-03 12:25:38 AM
Kip Dynamite and his magical Mountain of Cheese comes to mind.

But, upon reflection, pre-grated cheese is not on his (grandma-financed) budget.

Kip grates it fresh. No worries.
 
2009-12-03 12:51:16 AM
Just a few tons of fries short of sidewalk poutine! Yum!
 
2009-12-03 01:23:10 AM
Tannhauser Gatekeeper: Just a few tons of fries short of sidewalk poutine! Yum!

YES!

Disco fries for EVERYBODY!!!
 
2009-12-03 02:50:39 AM
hey thats my home town :)
i have driven that road to many times, you really have to pay attention to what you are doing while doing so.

Cache Valley Cheese in Amalga closed their "tour" and the store no longer sells the "ends" of the loafs - they shred them.

Gossners - love the curds, they do still sell some of the end pieces.

The cheese plant that was in Wellsville closed i can not remember the name at the moment.

i always try to get up to the Peperidge Farm plant in Richmond if i am in the area during the weekday's - they sell the over run and broken cookies by weight.

Creamies plant moved to the north end of Cache Valley, i will find it eventually :) last i heard they still have a "store"
 
2009-12-03 07:54:50 AM
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That's the first time I've ever clicked on one of your NSFW pictures and didn't immediately regret it.
 
2009-12-03 08:41:11 AM
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There's my buddy. Haven't seen you in a while. How was rehab?
 
2009-12-03 01:01:18 PM
Wow, this would go great with that truckload of potatoes that spilled a few days back. All we need is a truckload of bacon for the ultimate baked potato truckload spill trifecta.
 
2009-12-03 07:28:38 PM
I worked at the cheese factory in Logan.

Don't ask how they make processed cheese food spread like Cheese Whiz.

/hint: it all starts with what I like to call "floor cheese"
 
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