You get something to wash down your beer.

Lunch

Time on the throne?

New Christmas logs?

Jeese


/say it slow

desertmouse: Jerky + cheese = Jersey?

I knew someone must've beaten me to it.

Cherky?

/not taken yet.

A clogged colon?

Cherky?

This is old news

de_Selby: Cherky?

/not taken yet.

NOOOOOO. FARK YOUUUUU.

Stomach pain?

krusader3z: This is old news

Gecko Gingrich [TotalFark] Quote 2009-12-02 07:40:09 PM

Gecko agrees.

aged cheddar with salami is better - or bacon

kramers/hennings cheese ftw

heart attack?

A masturbating Packers' fan?

D-Liver: A masturbating Packers' fan?

grammar fail on me.

An alcoholic's dinner.

Seriously. When I was a bachelor putting away a 12-pack and a half a bottle of Glenfiddich every night, I'd just grab a couple of Jack Link beef sticks and a couple of string cheeses at the liquor store counter along with my alcohol purchase, and I was good to go... no need to make a second stop on the way home from work.

Best of all, I got the idea one night watching Charlie Sheen as a guest on The Late Show. Sheen claims to have lived on nothing but beef jerky for years while he was an alcohol/drug/sex addict.

Brett Favre?

Sheen claims to have lived on nothing but beef jerky for years

Citation. (new window) Beef jerky and lemonade.

Some interesting stuff near the bottom, under "Notes."

I'll be in sunny exotic Wisconsin in 3 weeks.

Ah, I can feel my cholesterol level going up already just at the thought of it.

"claims to have lived on nothing but beef jerky for years while he was an alcohol/drug/sex addict."

That is yhe headline/T shirt right there !

Came here to suggest Cherky...

/leaving satisfied.

SirEattonHogg: I'll be in sunny exotic Wisconsin in 3 weeks.

I gotta ask; what brings you from Beijing to 'Sconie?

/other than the cheese

stryker4526: de_Selby: Cherky?

/not taken yet.

NOOOOOO. FARK YOUUUUU.

35 seconds, my friend. 35 seconds.

Wow... what's worse, the thread or the article? Slow night.

"... and she squealed and farted and squealed and farted."

A bad tummy and the green apple quick-step.

gorgor: Wisconsin cheese and boobs.
http://tinyurl.com/yzxb77g
(copy and paste)

never know what to expect ...

DaBishop Quote 2009-12-02 11:59:25 PM
SirEattonHogg: I'll be in sunny exotic Wisconsin in 3 weeks.

I gotta ask; what brings you from Beijing to 'Sconie?

/other than the cheese

Well, I'm a "Sconie" like you. Well, a former one anyways. Off to visit the family in lovely Milwaukee. And I only say "lovely" half tongue in cheek.

Sabyen91 [TotalFark]

We have flurries tonight. Welcome!

Ha. Wouldn't be a proper trip back without some snow.

A coronary.

Everything that's wrong with Wisconsin?? or the Mid West for that matter?? or America in general??

/Posting this in WI at the moment.
//Ughh

colonbombs.