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MaxxLarge

2009-12-02 07:11:39 PM

I've thought out my personal stance:
Let's give clubbing seals a chance!
They're having some fun,
And won't hurt anyone.
They just wanna drop E and dance.

Stanfan114

2009-12-02 10:07:01 PM

I don't get it.

tortilla burger

2009-12-02 10:07:44 PM

For every baby seal you don't club I'll club 3

Menstrual Cyclist

2009-12-02 10:08:11 PM

Just getting that out of the way...

push_the_button

2009-12-02 10:08:50 PM

What you did there, I see it.

UsikFark

2009-12-02 10:08:59 PM

MaxxLarge: I've thought out my personal stance:
Let's give clubbing seals a chance!
They're having some fun,
And won't hurt anyone.
They just wanna drop E and dance.

hmmmmm... is there a "clubbing seals" related image macro?
t3.gstatic.com

Cool.

RamblinReck89

2009-12-02 10:09:04 PM

Menstrual Cyclist: Just getting that out of the way...

Damn you!

UsikFark

2009-12-02 10:09:40 PM

Menstrual Cyclist: Just getting that out of the way...

RamblinReck89: I fully support this. No one wants to be at a club full of seals. They're always so inconsiderate and take all the hot chicks.

what the farking fark?

skinink

2009-12-02 10:10:39 PM

That promise is a load off Heidi Klum's mind. She couldn't pop out any more.

SeamusFerrell

2009-12-02 10:10:43 PM

AbbeySomeone

2009-12-02 10:10:48 PM

I was questioning the relationship between penis/promise but... oh! Logical subby

forgottnsndwich

2009-12-02 10:11:36 PM

"If nobody comes down here and buys a car in the next hour, I'm gonna club this baby seal! That's right! I'm gonna club this seal to make a better deal. You know I'll do it, too, cause I'm carrraazy."

/obscure-ish

rhelaien

2009-12-02 10:12:00 PM

I for one fully support clubbing seals with penii. Or with seal's penises. Or whichever.

/ "Bark like a seal!" means the same as "Squeal like a pig!" for those too far north for pigs to survive, I'm told.

Sharing Artist's Boobies

2009-12-02 10:12:10 PM

I still don't get the penis.

Melquiades

2009-12-02 10:12:18 PM

Me and my girl sealclubbing
Me and my girl out on the ice...

Stanfan114

2009-12-02 10:14:32 PM

Sharing Artist's Boobies: I still don't get the penis.

Give me a call, baby

Prince Of Farkness

2009-12-02 10:15:13 PM

Q: What looks like a walrus and sees stars?

A:A baby seal getting clubbed.

Stanfan114

2009-12-02 10:17:13 PM

Why is a woman like a dog turd?

The older they get the easier they are to pick up.

Thenixon

2009-12-02 10:17:26 PM

Can I make my "arming aquatic mammals vs braining them" joke again?

6502programmer

2009-12-02 10:19:07 PM

Is it still okay to club Tigers in the Woods?

su007

2009-12-02 10:20:36 PM

Tom Green - MC Face (Slaughta ya outgha)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OMDl39CkRuo

Jump to 2:00 or so

Stanfan114

2009-12-02 10:22:01 PM

SOMEONE EXPLAIN THE JOKE IN THE TITLE

su007

2009-12-02 10:22:23 PM

^ doh
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OMDl39CkRuo

MasterPython

2009-12-02 10:22:56 PM

I don't see why they are doing this. They are offering to do what Canada did 20 years ago. Animal rights NAZIs will still be mad at them just like they are mad at Canada.

Stanfan114

2009-12-02 10:23:34 PM

su007: ^ doh
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OMDl39CkRuo

Thanks for confirming it was something I never saw nor care about.

BlippityBleep

2009-12-02 10:25:17 PM

Menstrual Cyclist: Just getting that out of the way...

So a baby seal walks into a club...

CasperImproved

2009-12-02 10:30:05 PM

So... from the article, they won't club them when they "used to" and where the protesters would pounce on them with cameras. Now, they'll age them a bit in pens, and club them at leisure.

Welcome to the Machine

2009-12-02 10:41:17 PM

Menstrual Cyclist

2009-12-02 10:41:19 PM

BlippityBleep: So a baby seal walks into a club...

That should actually go: "So two baby seals swim into a club..."

Stanfan114

2009-12-02 10:43:31 PM

OK I'm out

casey17

2009-12-02 10:44:15 PM

Ok, that's just wrong.

/I have no dog in this fight - so, yeah.

JonnyBGoode

2009-12-02 10:57:37 PM

So this penguin takes his car into the shop. The mechanic says, "Looks like you blew a seal." Penguin says, "hey, my personal life is none of your business. Just fix the damn car."

Smackledorfer

2009-12-02 11:00:53 PM

forgottnsndwich: "If nobody comes down here and buys a car in the next hour, I'm gonna club this baby seal! That's right! I'm gonna club this seal to make a better deal. You know I'll do it, too, cause I'm carrraazy."

/obscure-ishiats not obscure, its what i came here for.

The Grinch

2009-12-02 11:09:25 PM

A group of cows is a herd.

A group of geese is a flock.

A group of gorillas is a troop.

So what's a group of baby seals?

...a club!

Stanfan114

2009-12-02 11:10:20 PM

fark FUR

ADHD Librarian

2009-12-02 11:25:30 PM

Save the seals

/save one for me
//I've got my own club

The_Fuzz

2009-12-02 11:26:28 PM

Just like in Hockey, Canada beats Russia at being awesome.

ramblur

2009-12-02 11:32:27 PM

Stanfan114: SOMEONE EXPLAIN THE JOKE IN THE TITLE

If clubbing a baby seal is a euphemism for masturbation and you switch "Promise" and "penis" it kinda makes a funny in a Farked up sorta way.

Queensowntalia

2009-12-02 11:52:16 PM

Sharing Artist's Boobies: I still don't get the penis.

If you're female, I'm sure there's a farker or 10 who can help you out with that.

If you're male, I'm sure there's a farker or 10 who can help you out with that.

Hamilton_G_Fantomas

2009-12-02 11:58:13 PM

/Top strip is the relevant one, of course.

(comic by Kate Beaton)

Menstrual Cyclist

2009-12-03 12:01:55 AM

Hamilton_G_Fantomas: /Top strip is the relevant one, of course.

That was supposed to be funny?

Hamilton_G_Fantomas

2009-12-03 12:10:35 AM

*shrug*

Con Fabulous

2009-12-03 12:16:07 AM

Menstrual Cyclist: Hamilton_G_Fantomas: /Top strip is the relevant one, of course.

That was supposed to be funny?

Sounds like you need to lighten up a bit. I hear exercise works wonders, for example swinging a club at a small furry animal.

mrboyer

2009-12-03 12:40:47 AM

What's a baby seal drink?

.........Anything except Canadian Club

limboslam

2009-12-03 01:20:39 AM

Q: What do baby seals and Tiger Woods have in common?
A: They've both been clubbed by Scandinavians.

/Ba-dum-bump

some_beer_drinker

2009-12-03 01:51:18 AM

canada shuffles it's feet and whistles nonchalantly...

ShonenBat

2009-12-03 04:33:47 AM

Russia vows to longer hit 'em with a rock or hit 'em with a brick.
They will also refrain from poking 'em in the eye with their eye-pokin' stick.

saxmfone1

2009-12-03 08:26:01 AM

Worlds shortest joke:

So this baby seal walks into a club.

CarpeScrotum

2009-12-03 08:56:12 AM

Norwegians also club baby seals. And Tigers...

flyingmonkeysreign

2009-12-03 09:05:58 AM

So a baby seal walks into a bar. "What'll it be?" asks the bartender. "Anything but a ~~Canadian~~ Russian club" replies the seal.

/I have other walks-into-a-bar jokes to
//loads of them
/just ask

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