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(Mizoolian)		One of the world's leading dog photographers has died at age 13. With links to portfolio of his favorite subjects, including cats, fire hydrants, other dog's asses (missoulian.com)		59
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bullwinkl

2009-12-02 07:31:04 PM

I'm a pretty good photographer. I used to take pictures all the time of road signs and abandoned barns and stuff. But this one time I was taking pictures of this old abandoned barn, and it turned out that a bunch of feral pigs were living in it and they were huge and mean and stuff. One chased me up a tree and I dropped my camera and it broke and I was so pissed that I jumped out of the tree and dropped that pig with a Mr. Dream style uppercut. I called a buddy to come pick me up we put the pig in the trunk and his old lady called to yell at him because they'd shut off the cable to his place, and she was super pissed. So we went back to her house and he farkin' told her how it was and told her to cook us dinner, and afterward we all got pretty farked up and I don't remember what happened, but I left and forgot about the pig and so did he and the goddam thing died in his trunk but he didn't realize for days because his old lady lost the keys that night cuz she was drunk as shiat and she drove to taco bell to get us tacos that night and dropped the keys somewhere in the yard. So the car smells like shiat now and he's pissed about it and she says she's pregnant and she doesn't know if it's mine or his, so I just wear a rubber everywhere I go now because you never know how your day is gonna end up.

MaxxLarge

2009-12-02 07:38:01 PM

As shutterbugs, canines are poor.
The shots all look up from the floor.
And plus, they stop snapping
And run off all yapping
When somebody knocks on the door.

baka-san

2009-12-02 08:26:21 PM

A story about a dog who takes pics...what could have made it better...hmmmm, on the tip of my tongue...

baka-san

2009-12-02 08:27:02 PM

Oh yeah!

HOW ABOUT ONE OF THE GOD DAMN PICS!!!!

penthesilea

2009-12-02 09:11:04 PM

baka-san:
HOW ABOUT ONE OF THE GOD DAMN PICS!!!!

No need to bark.

VictoryCabal

2009-12-02 09:11:20 PM

TTIUWP

TommyymmoT

2009-12-02 10:16:11 PM

baka-san: Oh yeah!

HOW ABOUT ONE OF THE GOD DAMN PICS!!!!

Sit. Stay.

There are links to the dog's pics in the original link.

/not subby
//not hosting or hot linking pics either
///do it yourself if you want it so badly

Sun God

2009-12-03 01:15:35 AM

bullwinkl: I'm a pretty good photographer. I used to take pictures all the time of road signs and abandoned barns and stuff. But this one time I was taking pictures of this old abandoned barn, and it turned out that a bunch of feral pigs were living in it and they were huge and mean and stuff. One chased me up a tree and I dropped my camera and it broke and I was so pissed that I jumped out of the tree and dropped that pig with a Mr. Dream style uppercut. I called a buddy to come pick me up we put the pig in the trunk and his old lady called to yell at him because they'd shut off the cable to his place, and she was super pissed. So we went back to her house and he farkin' told her how it was and told her to cook us dinner, and afterward we all got pretty farked up and I don't remember what happened, but I left and forgot about the pig and so did he and the goddam thing died in his trunk but he didn't realize for days because his old lady lost the keys that night cuz she was drunk as shiat and she drove to taco bell to get us tacos that night and dropped the keys somewhere in the yard. So the car smells like shiat now and he's pissed about it and she says she's pregnant and she doesn't know if it's mine or his, so I just wear a rubber everywhere I go now because you never know how your day is gonna end up.

Maybe Jack Kerouac will give you a ride in his borrowed tractor which grinded down the road like a bottled up oil drum looking to escape.

The All-Powerful Atheismo

2009-12-03 04:00:42 AM

penthesilea: baka-san:
HOW ABOUT ONE OF THE GOD DAMN PICS!!!!

No need to bark.

Hey man no need to be ruff with him

The Southern Dandy

2009-12-03 04:06:03 AM

Squirrels and biatches, squirrels and biatches!!

nucular bum

2009-12-03 04:09:43 AM

bullwinkl:

fc04.deviantart.com

/couldn't resist
//hot like sizzlin' bacon

WFern

2009-12-03 04:17:29 AM

Cool. Let's see the pics.

[click link]

... [close link]

Sergeant Pecker's Lonely Hearts Club Gang Bang

2009-12-03 04:27:48 AM

Cyrus is dead. One down, one to go.

GranoblasticMan

2009-12-03 04:31:59 AM

Okay, I guess I'm going to be the one to post the oblgatory...

i16.photobucket.com

stirfrybry

2009-12-03 04:36:32 AM

DRFTA

Darwin says it's a dog gone shame

TommyymmoT

2009-12-03 04:36:38 AM

GranoblasticMan: Okay, I guess I'm going to be the one to post the oblgatory...
The object of your affections?

WI241TH

2009-12-03 04:37:55 AM

I'm sorry. I just felt like I needed to pass this along...

proteus_b

2009-12-03 04:38:26 AM

baka-san: Oh yeah!

HOW ABOUT ONE OF THE GOD DAMN PICS!!!!

I know reading comprehension might be a bit much to expect out of someone called "Mr. Stupid", but we thought you might be able to recognize a link to the dog's website.

Maybe I shouldn't go into a commentary about how the "me culture" and instant gratification has turned us into a nation of morons who can't even browse a simple story written at a fifth grade level without understanding it, and then gets upset at others for our own idiocy. Maybe.

GranoblasticMan

2009-12-03 04:40:48 AM

TommyymmoT: GranoblasticMan: Okay, I guess I'm going to be the one to post the oblgatory...
The object of your affections?

We're getting married in the spring.

TommyymmoT

2009-12-03 04:42:31 AM

GranoblasticMan: TommyymmoT: GranoblasticMan: Okay, I guess I'm going to be the one to post the oblgatory...
The object of your affections?

We're getting married in the spring.

Good luck with that one, I heard she's a real dog.

Resident Muslim

2009-12-03 04:45:42 AM

damn hayfever

TheFarkinEmpress

2009-12-03 04:55:10 AM

I had to put my precious pup to sleep a week ago. He was 14. He wasn't a photographer. He preferred to snuggle and give you deep, intense eye contact.

I'm gonna be crying about him for a long time, I think.

The All-Powerful Atheismo

2009-12-03 04:56:32 AM

TheFarkinEmpress: I had to put my precious pup to sleep a week ago. He was 14. He wasn't a photographer. He preferred to snuggle and give you deep, intense eye contact.

I'm gonna be crying about him for a long time, I think.

media.giantbomb.com

I just had to.

SJKebab

2009-12-03 05:05:17 AM

seems appropriate...

MONSTERTRUCK

2009-12-03 05:15:18 AM

gorgor's dead?

Poppa Boner

2009-12-03 05:19:37 AM

That link doesn't work. Now I'm angry. The blood of millions will be on your hands subby!

Oznog

2009-12-03 05:23:01 AM

And FYI, even if you don't remember the name of the episdoe, a GIS for "family guy brian porn" is a TERRIBLE idea.

DemonEater

2009-12-03 05:30:33 AM

The owner's portfolio "Boobs and bellies" was not what I was expecting. Or hoping.

Oh well.

mitsubachi

2009-12-03 06:09:34 AM

WI241TH: I'm sorry. I just felt like I needed to pass this along...

dear god why?! It's bed time here!

red5ish

2009-12-03 06:16:01 AM

oh my

mekkab

2009-12-03 06:32:59 AM

And here I thought I was going to read that William Wegman died and thought "Thank god! I'm tired of those damn Weimaraners wearing clothes!"

/never mind the age not working out... I don't actually "read" the headlines, you know

ratboy

2009-12-03 06:53:00 AM

I found some of his more artistic work.

img.photobucket.com

CT_Kirk

2009-12-03 07:00:30 AM

FTA: Cyrus was, and he and his owner, Athena Lonsdale - she, too, a professional photographer - are teaming up for the first time for a show in "A Dog and His Girl."

a) Ouch, this is a painful sentence.
b) Is this even grammatically correct?
c) Even if it is, it's still painful.

/Not an English major
//Not a fifth grader either.

L Ron Nutjob

2009-12-03 07:18:04 AM

Your dog wants a camera

Christian Bale

2009-12-03 07:20:51 AM

CT_Kirk: FTA: Cyrus was, and he and his owner, Athena Lonsdale - she, too, a professional photographer - are teaming up for the first time for a show in "A Dog and His Girl."

a) Ouch, this is a painful sentence.
b) Is this even grammatically correct?
c) Even if it is, it's still painful.

/Not an English major
//Not a fifth grader either.

Correct, but very painful.

Chaghatai

2009-12-03 07:21:56 AM

This is stupid. People are waaaay too impressed by novelty.

This isn't a case of a (deceased) canine artist. It's a case of a woman photographer that USES dog to take some of her photo's - ALL of the "dogs" photo's are taken by the woman.

She picks the subject matter. She sets up the camera, and she gives the command to paw clumsily at the camera.

Seriously, the people paying a premium for this drek need their heads examined.

OttoisKing

2009-12-03 07:32:53 AM

Yes, Dexter frowns on novelty.

img.photobucket.com

Savage Belief

2009-12-03 07:59:29 AM

boyvoyeur

2009-12-03 08:06:22 AM

That is so sad! I feel like crying.

Not the dog dying, but that a somewhat attractive girl wrapped her life up in an insane hobby like dog photographs for 13 years.

lasercannon

2009-12-03 08:10:27 AM

WI241TH: I'm sorry. I just felt like I needed to pass this along...

Seriously, looking at that makes me feel like it is trying to eat my soul. If I could reach out from my computer and punch you in the balls, I would.

doubled99

2009-12-03 08:14:03 AM

Idiocy knows no bounds when animals are involved, apparently.

Roja Herring

2009-12-03 08:20:28 AM

That's ruff. :(

ttintagel

2009-12-03 08:36:31 AM

So... phodographer?

dogdaze

2009-12-03 08:40:13 AM

The dogdaze abides.

stuhayes2010

2009-12-03 09:01:54 AM

Should it be a dog model?

eastiowa

2009-12-03 09:28:33 AM

PerfectStorm

2009-12-03 09:35:14 AM

Probably snapped a few upskirts when he was at it.

/uptails?

HeadKase

2009-12-03 09:38:46 AM

Egalitarian

2009-12-03 09:53:03 AM

baka-san: A story about a dog who takes pics...what could have made it better...hmmmm, on the tip of my tongue...

RTFA and from thence you will get the link young grasshopper.
WetStinkyDog.com

Johnny Bananapeel

2009-12-03 09:54:43 AM