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		Hottie claims heroin drove her to crime spree while she worked as Queen's royal harpist (pic) (news.bbc.co.uk)		160
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MaxxLarge

2009-12-02 12:34:34 PM

Get pinched while you're lifting some things?
I'm sure that the punishment stings.
But you're not a thug.
"I swear...it's the drug!"
Now shut up and pluck on your strings.

brap

2009-12-02 12:57:49 PM

I wondered why she always wore long Greensleeves.

Kyosuke

2009-12-02 01:20:29 PM

She's getting in her harp playing now, rather than later.

xanadian

2009-12-02 02:18:21 PM

I wonder if she's anybody's aunt...

soy_bomb

2009-12-02 04:12:07 PM

Subby is blind.

Dead for Tax Reasons

2009-12-02 04:13:15 PM

it must be so hard as a harpist to eschew the lifestyle of drugs and groupies that must go with the profession

eagles95

2009-12-02 04:13:28 PM

subby needs to get out of his mom's basement

WTF Indeed

2009-12-02 04:13:33 PM

Meh, still better looking then British food.

Zentelis

2009-12-02 04:13:58 PM

That's not the Queen I was expecting..

/wondered why a 70's British rock band would have a royal harpist..

Amalevica

2009-12-02 04:14:16 PM

The article says that her sister is autistic. They are Welsh, how the hell can they even tell the difference?

Atomic Spunk

2009-12-02 04:14:19 PM

If given the opportunity, I'd poke her, but I'd never call her a "hottie".

ultraholland

2009-12-02 04:15:01 PM

bet those magical fingers give one helluva HJ

Pruritic Perineum

2009-12-02 04:15:12 PM

Hottie?

Must be the wrong article Subby linked to...

All Latest

2009-12-02 04:15:19 PM

soy_bomb: Subby is blind.

or British

Sardonic_Padre

2009-12-02 04:15:24 PM

Amalevica: The article says that her sister is autistic. They are Welsh, how the hell can they even tell the difference?

farking WIN!

Sin39

2009-12-02 04:15:57 PM

Ahh the old "two tits and a heart beat" means shes a hottie.

Like the USPS, Fark always delivers.

JonnyBGoode

2009-12-02 04:15:57 PM

Hottie? Maybe by British standards...

Gunny Highway

2009-12-02 04:16:32 PM

All heroin ever did for the people I know who did it was make them loopy, then pissed off, and eventually dead.

Crewmannumber6

2009-12-02 04:17:03 PM

Cue Inigo Montoya

vodka

2009-12-02 04:17:07 PM

Bad picture of her.

What is it with women wearing cloths that make them look fat? Like those dresses that start in the middle of the torso. I laugh every time I see someone wearing one because they make even the skinniest person look fat.

fappomatic

2009-12-02 04:17:09 PM

Wonder how she does with a flute?

Nick Nostril

2009-12-02 04:17:18 PM

Ah, British hot.

D_Evans45

2009-12-02 04:17:25 PM

Hottie? I'm no Studman69, but jeez, subtard.

Also, her name is Jemima.

/Unadulterated opiates are a beautiful thing though

w00ty

2009-12-02 04:17:46 PM

/kind of
//she wishes
//the harpy, not Cat

ObscureBacon

2009-12-02 04:17:58 PM

harper?
i barely know her

//got nothin

KarmicDisaster

2009-12-02 04:17:59 PM

That's a MAN baby.

ultraholland

2009-12-02 04:18:28 PM

she doesn't look wholly unattractive but she is wearing a green "fat cloak", so who knows

IslanderInExile

2009-12-02 04:18:56 PM

All Latest: soy_bomb: Subby is blind.

or Britishiat's the Sliding Scale of Hotness, v.British. A "7" on a normal scale becomes a "9.5" in the UK. Exemptions for Welsh actresses and 20th-century princesses.

Ruggahissy

2009-12-02 04:18:59 PM

MaxxLarge: Get pinched while you're lifting some things?
I'm sure that the punishment stings.
But you're not a thug.
"I swear...it's the drug!"
Now shut up and pluck on your strings.

How do you always do that? I'm not sure if I'm extremley impressed or horrified or what. You're like a limerick robot

mycatisposter

2009-12-02 04:19:01 PM

soy_bomb: Subby is blind.

This. Subby is hard up.
Women get no plainer looking than this (and Emma Watson).
Her showing up on your computer screen with no visible penis does not make her a "hottie"!

/penis

magicgoo

2009-12-02 04:19:24 PM

Angela?

ultraholland

2009-12-02 04:19:45 PM

gorgor: Harpies

I got a cream for that

Leeds

2009-12-02 04:20:27 PM

For anyone who's interested:

Harper: A person who plays a folk/Celtic harp
Harpist: A person who plays the pedal harp
Harpy: A person named Cindy Sheehan

// The more you know

Contrabulous Flabtraption

2009-12-02 04:21:59 PM

LOL @ subby's broken eyes.

pc_gator

2009-12-02 04:22:02 PM

British "Hottie" = USA "Not so much"

anfrind

2009-12-02 04:22:03 PM

What a harpist should look like.

Nightsweat

2009-12-02 04:22:20 PM

I'd take a glissando from her.

Fuggin Bizzy

2009-12-02 04:22:58 PM

Jemima Phillips told Gloucester Crown Court that she abused the drug when she held the role.

It's okay to use heroin...just don't abuse it.

angry_scientist

2009-12-02 04:23:13 PM

ftfa: She also said her sister, Genevieve, was autistic and had recently become quite violent.

Ms Phillips, who graduated from the Royal College of Music, said her family life was "dysfunctional" and she had been bullied "very badly" at school, although this stopped the day her brother died.

She absorbed her brother's soul to increase her power!!! Holy shiat!

dogfood

2009-12-02 04:23:21 PM

I suppose I'd hit it, but I wouldn't mainline it.

obzerver

2009-12-02 04:23:32 PM

/harp harp harp harp harp

GurneyHalleck

2009-12-02 04:23:43 PM

Heroin has created some amazing art.

And killed a lot of amazing artists.

MooseBayou

2009-12-02 04:23:51 PM

haplo53

2009-12-02 04:24:17 PM

At least in GIS, it really seems to depend on the picture. She looks different in almost every image. I guess maybe that's because of, you know, that whole "heroin" thingy.

A couple good ones:
images.icnetwork.co.uk