I'm surprised Deputy Dog Arpaio hasn't come to take them all to jail to wear pink underwear!

Evil Conservative: I've never trusted the Elks. Or the Kiwanis. Or the Knights of Columbus.

\Freemason
\\Just sayin'

We have some members of our Lodge that are Elks as well. Even a few of our officers are Elks.

\Spies I tell you!
\\SW

His district contains the Home Depot-Walmart center where contractors can go and pick up all the illegal labor they can keep off their books.

Something tells me Representative Johnson isn't going along to get along with corrupt officials and organized crime. Every Elks lodge--including the Tempe ldoge--I've been to has liquor violations and illegal gambling including slot machines.

geocamp: Not involved.

[[Miss]]

cefm: spentmiles: I'm going Elk hunting this weekend, so don't get too eager. I welded an industrial cross bow with swivel to the back of my truck. The arrows are 20 pound titanium bolts with five hundred yards of thin steel cable threaded to the backs. We plan to spotlight the elk, spear it, and then reel it into the truck with a 10000 pound torque wench. Should be some good hunting.

Isn't road hunting illegal?

You didn't have a problem with the phrase "industrial crossbow"? What industry requires that, do you imagine?

The_Sponge "When I see my Grandparents on Christmas, I need to ask my Grandpa"

He'll probably be very happy to hear you ask.

Psumek: Throb Low: Thread needs some Moose:

{moose from YCDTTV}

//hot like moose

She didn't age too well.



/too soccer mommy for my tastes

Would still hit it, smack in the middle of an Elk Lodge, during one of their meetings (gotta stay on topic).

Ack-ack-a-dack, dack-dack-a-ack.

gorgor

I got banned from an Elk's lodge once.
/true story

Oh DO tell

/bates breath
//waits

Throb Low: Thread needs some Moose:



//hot like moose

A moose bit my sister.

cefm: spentmiles: I'm going Elk hunting this weekend, so don't get too eager. I welded an industrial cross bow with swivel to the back of my truck. The arrows are 20 pound titanium bolts with five hundred yards of thin steel cable threaded to the backs. We plan to spotlight the elk, spear it, and then reel it into the truck with a 10000 pound torque wench. Should be some good hunting.

Isn't road hunting illegal?

Depends on the road.

Reminds me of this past summer when the Elks Club on the other side of the woods decided to have a screamo pool party at 11 pm, when I had to work the next morning. Gave the cops a call, but they decided they weren't going to do anything, so I caused general hell for them until they stopped.
/I'm an angry, bitter old man sometimes
//that shiat sounded like Burger 'N Fries with a megaphone.

Evil Conservative: I've never trusted the Elks. Or the Kiwanis. Or the Knights of Columbus.

\Freemason
\\Just sayin'


I've never trusted Elks & I never will. I'll never forgive them for the death of my boy.

onebadgungan: *reads headline*

OK, I'm going to go with necrophilia and animal farking.

*reads article*

Not even close.

Lemon Party?

gorgor: I got banned from an Elk's lodge once.
/true story Once

FTFJoePiscopo

author1701: gorgor: I got banned from an Elk's lodge once.
/true story Once

FTFJoePiscopo

*golf clap*

optras: Reminds me of this past summer when the Elks Club on the other side of the woods decided to have a screamo pool party at 11 pm, when I had to work the next morning. Gave the cops a call, but they decided they weren't going to do anything, so I caused general hell for them until they stopped.
/I'm an angry, bitter old man sometimes
//that shiat sounded like Burger 'N Fries with a megaphone.

Like it's their fault that Radio Shack is open on Saturday. I'm sure you've annoyed some people too late at night in your time. You suck it up. And if you can't figure that out after you've called the authorities, then why don't you move to a place more conducive to your lifestyle... Say, The Villages in Florida, where everyone is in bed at 7:30. I can just hear you pacing your bedroom, with your invalid wife groaning, "It's my bed time, people! Stop having fun! I need to get to sleep so I can sell dishonerable Verizon contracts tomorrow! Oh, people!"

Indiana_Is_Farked: I'm surprised Deputy Dog Arpaio hasn't come to take them all to jail to wear pink underwear!

not to threadjack, but what was yesterday's outcome of Nickel Bag telling a judge to fark off?

moops: Indiana_Is_Farked: I'm surprised Deputy Dog Arpaio hasn't come to take them all to jail to wear pink underwear!

not to threadjack, but what was yesterday's outcome of Nickel Bag telling a judge to fark off?

They let him go.

Uncle_Slacker: The_Sponge "When I see my Grandparents on Christmas, I need to ask my Grandpa"

He'll probably be very happy to hear you ask.

That's if Grandpa can hear him ask.
I said,That's if Grandpa can hear him ask.

/sorry, had to do it!

What...No illegal gambling?

I guess it's just my Moose Lodge. Yeah, we've been raided multiple times, and lost a liquor license for a week or two. These folks are amateurs. We just fire whoever's running the show that night. They get to play in the golf tourneys, though.

Nothing that comes out of Arizona these days can be trusted...
The state is run by idiots, populated by brain dead retards and honestly gives Florida more than a run for the home of the stupidest people in America. Their Governor is a crook, they have Hitler as a sheriff, every senile old FSCK is packing a gun, and for 5 months a year half of the old people in the Western US spend their time there...
My parents, bless their half functioning old brains live in Yuma until it gets too hot, then they go to Oregon...

Archfeld: Nothing that comes out of Arizona these days can be trusted...

I've lived in the Phoenix area since 1986, and I've got only one thing to say about this.

Yup.

BTW, anybody interested in a genuine London Bridge?

/Only 2 owners.
//Some disassembly/assembly required.

One of the co-owners of the liquor license is a former cop. It sounds like good ol' Joe Arpaio is using his office to harass someone he does not like.
Welcome to Phoenix. Leave your civil rights at the door.

darkvstar: One of the co-owners of the liquor license is a former cop. It sounds like good ol' Joe Arpaio is using his office to harass someone he does not like.
Welcome to Phoenix. Leave your civil rights at the door.

It's Phoenix Police. They're the guys who won't arrest illegal aliens at Home Depot.