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		More: Followup, Iran, British Foreign Secretary David Miliband, Revolutionary Guards, Bahrain, Persian Gulf, Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, international waters, IRNA

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Winktologist

2009-12-02 08:13:18 AM

Maybe now they'll at least be in a good mood for a day or two.

Petit_Merdeux

2009-12-02 08:32:47 AM

Rolls over without cuddling

VvonderJesus

2009-12-02 11:01:36 AM

Anybody have some Kleenex?

Godscrack

2009-12-02 11:16:06 AM

I read that as Ivan. As in a big, brutal Russian prison guard with double jointed hips.

MasterThief

2009-12-02 11:37:47 AM

Tells the U.N. of course they'll respect it in the morning.

MaxxLarge

2009-12-02 11:44:39 AM

I'm happy to hear of this news.
It's nice they let go of those crews.
Let's learn from this tale,
And never set sail
For fail in the Strait of Hormuz.

Mad Scientist

2009-12-02 11:48:23 AM

Quick, close your eyes!

flyingmonkeysreign

2009-12-02 11:49:48 AM

oh
GOD
YES

blazemongr

2009-12-02 11:49:50 AM

Positioning this headline almost right above the words "CARRIER LOST" in the next headline really threw me for a loop.

the lunatic fringe

2009-12-02 11:50:35 AM

MaxxLarge has a head for limricks, and too much time on his hands...or is that seamen on his hands?

ba dum bum!!!

Thank you, thank you, I'll be here all week.

blazemongr

2009-12-02 11:50:38 AM

But can their boys still perform with all that uranium enrichment going on nearby?

HZS9PK

2009-12-02 11:50:59 AM

gross?

angry_scientist

2009-12-02 11:52:38 AM

Aaaaaaaaand Iran is spent

Zentelis

2009-12-02 11:52:38 AM

the lunatic fringe: I'll be here all week.
That's a shame

/kidding! kidding

Impasse

2009-12-02 11:52:45 AM

Smells like bleach.

flyingmonkeysreign

2009-12-02 11:53:39 AM

"After carrying out an investigation and interrogation of the five British sailors, it became clear that their illegal entry was a mistake," the Revolutionary Guard said in a statement carried by the official IRNA news agency. "After obtaining necessary guarantees, it was decided to release them."

Well hopefully "investigation and interrogation" didn't mean pulling off their fingernails, but in general, bravo for reasonableness!

Drew

2009-12-02 11:53:41 AM

not a lot of Fark headlines make me laugh out loud, but this one did

bongmiester

2009-12-02 11:53:46 AM

sticky situation

bighairyguy

2009-12-02 11:54:13 AM

That's going to stain the Shiites.

Drew

2009-12-02 11:55:01 AM

http://fk.cm/4815474 is shorter

markie_farkie

2009-12-02 11:56:08 AM

Ahmadinejizz!!!!!!

Macinfarker

2009-12-02 11:57:01 AM

Perhaps tatsuma could weigh in on the events preceding the seamen release.

MBooda

2009-12-02 11:57:25 AM

Now, I'd like to see 'em shoop this.

Lt. Cheese Weasel

2009-12-02 11:57:50 AM

It's feel good stories like this that should convince people that Iran has every right to build a nuke and wipe Israel off the map. I mean c'mon, they're such nice, level headed dudes.

melaniethepanda

2009-12-02 11:58:04 AM

Awesome.

I think I snorted a Cheerio through my nose.

wpmulligan

2009-12-02 11:58:32 AM

Here's a great joke: what's long, black and full of seamen?

A black guy's penis!

give me doughnuts

2009-12-02 11:59:11 AM

Wow. That's a lot of socks to wash.

Sin_City_Superhero

2009-12-02 12:01:16 PM

Isn't Iran the country that recently test-fired it's CAT Missile System?

telstarlogistics.typepad.com

Persepolis

2009-12-02 12:01:31 PM

Lt. Cheese Weasel: that should convince people that Iran has every right to build a nuke and wipe Israel off the map.

The funny thing is only a select few crazies are arguing for this. The vast majority of EVERYBODY (Iranians included)don't want/support this.

But that doesn't stop people from framing things that way.

Not An Alt

2009-12-02 12:01:44 PM

wpmulligan: Here's a great joke: what's long, black and full of seamen?

A black guy's penis!

It's supposed to be a submarine idiot. Penises aren't full of semen, testicles are. God.

lohphat

2009-12-02 12:02:48 PM

I came here for this, left satisfied.

Satanic_Hamster

2009-12-02 12:02:51 PM

flyingmonkeysreign: "After carrying out an investigation and interrogation of the five British sailors, it became clear that their illegal entry was a mistake," the Revolutionary Guard said in a statement carried by the official IRNA news agency. "After obtaining necessary guarantees, it was decided to release them."

Well hopefully "investigation and interrogation" didn't mean pulling off their fingernails, but in general, bravo for reasonableness!

Wonder why they released them and not the hikers? US vs. Britain issue? Or did they realize this was even more rediculous?

zamboni

2009-12-02 12:03:24 PM

So, Iran... whacha thinkin'?

vudukungfu

2009-12-02 12:03:29 PM

Petit_Merdeux: Rolls over without cuddling

click and pop and rimshot (new window)

mrapier

2009-12-02 12:05:38 PM

tastes like halal

humanshrapnel

2009-12-02 12:06:14 PM

Winktologist: Maybe now they'll at least be in a good mood for ~~a day or two~~ a few hours.

Fixed.

schattenteufel

2009-12-02 12:08:05 PM

"...and boom goes the dynamite."

mrapier

2009-12-02 12:08:20 PM

Drew: not a lot of Fark headlines make me laugh out loud, but this one did

who cares what you think?

sonofslacker

2009-12-02 12:09:50 PM

wpmulligan: Here's a great joke: what's long, black and full of seamen?

A black guy's penis!

your mom?

EdNortonsTwin

2009-12-02 12:11:46 PM

Lt. Cheese Weasel: It's feel good stories like this that should convince people that Iran has every right to build a nuke and wipe Israel off the map. I mean c'mon, they're such nice, level headed dudes.

You make Israeli/Iranian MAD sound like a bad thing.

litespeed74

2009-12-02 12:13:45 PM

LOL!

So they sent out the troops?

DoughyGuy

2009-12-02 12:15:45 PM

And meanwhile they still have, what, 3 or 4 hikers still kicking around in their prison system? Why does one group of 'we entered your country by mistake' people get a pass and not the other?

DjangoStonereaver

2009-12-02 12:16:53 PM

Found this with a GIS for "iranian hottie":

starsmedia.ign.com

Biological Ali

2009-12-02 12:20:11 PM

Persepolis: The vast majority of EVERYBODY (Iranians included)don't want/support this.

And one should bear in mind that this vast majority includes current Supreme Leader Ali Khamenei.

MisterDoctor

2009-12-02 12:23:49 PM

This was the first thing I saw when the page loaded, made me LOL, almost choked on my jarritos.

A+, would laugh again

clutchcargo2009

2009-12-02 12:27:20 PM

That was premature.

Jackpot777

2009-12-02 12:27:22 PM

zamboni: What a map of central Iran might look like.

I noticed you have Qum on your map, sir.

skabbo

2009-12-02 12:29:15 PM

Drew: http://fk.cm/4815474 is shorter

Length has nothing to do with it.

/does every link have a fk.com equivalent?

TurnerBrown

2009-12-02 12:29:25 PM

mrapier 2009-12-02 12:08:20 PM

Drew: not a lot of Fark headlines make me laugh out loud, but this one did

who cares what you think?

Aaaawwwwkkkkwwwward.

/but funny

groverpm

2009-12-02 12:30:28 PM

Godscrack: I read that as Ivan. As in a big, brutal Russian prison guard with double jointed hips.

Wishful thinking methinks.

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