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tacos813

2009-12-02 10:04:52 AM

lulzy

Wrong_Intentions

2009-12-02 10:05:27 AM

How is the brunette up front a sexual offender? I'm not saying this as one of thos womynist-types, I'm just saying I'd let her sexually offend on me.

haddie

2009-12-02 10:05:45 AM

You put your right left down and thrust your pelvis, huh, you thrust your pelvis, huh, you thrust your pelvis.

Peter von Nostrand

2009-12-02 10:06:12 AM

First thing I thought of.

www.getthebigpicture.net

Macinfarker

2009-12-02 10:08:40 AM

...can never be unseen...

Yakk

2009-12-02 10:09:06 AM

I might have to change my handle to Sam Pound now

Egalitarian

2009-12-02 10:09:31 AM

Most of those people look way too normal and healthy to be real sex offenders. They also don't have enough hair, facial or otherwise.

I check the local sex offender registry from time to time, since I have to deal with the public occasionally. Every time I see the defiant-looking woman who committed a "crime against nature" back in Louisiana, it makes me laugh.

moops

2009-12-02 10:10:26 AM

Well, they call me Sweetness,
And I like to dance.
Runnin' the ball is like makin' romance.
We've had the goal since training camp
To give Chicago a Super Bowl chance.
And we're not doin' this
Because we're greedy.
The Bears are doin' it to feed the needy.
We didn't come here to look for trouble,
We just came here to do
The Super Bowl Shuffle.

StinkyFiddlewinks

2009-12-02 10:10:37 AM

Great parody

Wrong_Intentions

2009-12-02 10:10:43 AM

Was this court-ordered CommServ? IANAL, but I'm calling this cruel and usual (yes even for a child rapist).

Adjective Bird Whiskey

2009-12-02 10:10:45 AM

Sup sex offender ho.

Wrong_Intentions

2009-12-02 10:12:12 AM

Egalitarian: Every time I see the defiant-looking woman who committed a "crime against nature" back in Louisiana, it makes me laugh.

I should do that for my area. Too many phonies on Craigslist Casual Encounters.

yellow_ducki

2009-12-02 10:13:01 AM

Reminds me of this for some reason....

Show Me Your Genitals (new window)

That Guy...From That Show!

2009-12-02 10:13:28 AM

Egalitarian: Most of those people look way too normal and healthy to be real sex offenders. They also don't have enough hair, facial or otherwise.

They're not sex offenders.

There is a web site listed at the end (new window).

CygnusDarius

2009-12-02 10:14:02 AM

Wrong_Intentions: How is the brunette up front a sexual offender? I'm not saying this as one of thos womynist-types, I'm just saying I'd let her sexually offend on me.

Pretty much.

/Although the 80s clothes is a huge turn-off

Green Discharge

2009-12-02 10:18:06 AM

Win.

Earl of Chives

2009-12-02 10:18:17 AM

In before the 18/17, mooning/urinating creepy farks?!?!?

Wrong_Intentions

2009-12-02 10:19:13 AM

CygnusDarius: Wrong_Intentions: How is the brunette up front a sexual offender? I'm not saying this as one of thos womynist-types, I'm just saying I'd let her sexually offend on me.

Pretty much.

/Although the 80s clothes is a huge turn-off

Actually that's probably nineties clothes (Sex Offender Registration was mainly a product of Meghan's Law of 1994). I picture her and I meeting in an AOL chatroom, going to a Soundgarden concert, than going back to her place for some further offending while the X-Files is on.

PruneTracy

2009-12-02 10:22:56 AM

First:

All that came to mind.

Bigjohn3592

2009-12-02 10:24:52 AM

When I read this, I thought maybe the Fridge or Fencik or somebody got busted

Russad

2009-12-02 10:27:01 AM

yellow_ducki: Reminds me of this for some reason....

Show Me Your Genitals (new window)

It's not sexist, because he's saying it in a song.

Javelin22

2009-12-02 10:33:05 AM

Poppyale

2009-12-02 10:33:26 AM

yellow_ducki: Reminds me of this for some reason....

Show Me Your Genitals (new window)

As a woman, I find that entirely too funny.

akya

2009-12-02 10:36:35 AM

+1 subby.

I smiled at work which led to suspicious glances.

Inquisitive Inquisitor

2009-12-02 10:36:44 AM

All I can think of is that the video has better production values than some of the law enforcement training videos I've seen.

Beauxnick

2009-12-02 10:36:57 AM

I have to admit.. the only reason i watched the whole video was to see what the chick had to say.

/laughed hard at the video

burgle23

2009-12-02 10:37:09 AM

Ok, an old friend of mine (RIP) who had the most sick sense of humor, (no, i'm not going on 4chan) told me, what i believe to be, the most vile joke ever.

I now submit it for your approval, Farkers.

If they're old enough to crawl, ....
they're already in the right position.

/pedobear approved

i_discipline_my_monkey

2009-12-02 10:37:24 AM

Florida tag taking a nap...?

whammer

2009-12-02 10:40:32 AM

Resin33

2009-12-02 10:43:28 AM

That was very well done.. I thought it was real for a little while.

lasercannon

2009-12-02 10:47:22 AM

Wrong_Intentions: CygnusDarius: Wrong_Intentions: How is the brunette up front a sexual offender? I'm not saying this as one of thos womynist-types, I'm just saying I'd let her sexually offend on me.

Pretty much.

/Although the 80s clothes is a huge turn-off

Actually that's probably nineties clothes (Sex Offender Registration was mainly a product of Meghan's Law of 1994). I picture her and I meeting in an AOL chatroom, going to a Soundgarden concert, than going back to her place for some further offending while the X-Files is on.

The video says it is the 1988 Miami-Dade county sex offender registry. So it takes place during the eightes.

ItsNotNewsItsBarc

2009-12-02 10:48:01 AM

Is it really so hard to use the video tag anymore? I don't want to even bother clicking videos while I'm at work.

AbbeySomeone

2009-12-02 10:48:33 AM

This made me think of the Rocky Horror Time Warp dance.

/dunno why

ShavedApe

2009-12-02 10:51:23 AM

Poppyale: yellow_ducki: Reminds me of this for some reason....

Show Me Your Genitals (new window)

As a woman, I find that entirely too funny.

You lie! There are no women on the internet. They're all in the kitchen.

/Should I have sung that in a song?
//*ducks!*

antelope

2009-12-02 10:51:25 AM

Great song subby +1

Beauxnick

2009-12-02 10:56:42 AM

my favorite quote from the comments:

"I ran a Google Search on "Sam Pound" - found his Twitter page. At the time I found his page, his status was (and I shiat you not) - "What do I do with sexy europeans at 5 AM?"

What a perv"

I fully expected the Reno Sheriffs Dept. to jump out at the end, but sadly...

Poppyale

2009-12-02 11:00:30 AM

ShavedApe: Poppyale: yellow_ducki: Reminds me of this for some reason....

Show Me Your Genitals (new window)

As a woman, I find that entirely too funny.

You lie! There are no women on the internet. They're all in the kitchen.

/Should I have sung that in a song?
//*ducks!*

Everything is better in song.
*throws sandwich*

lelio

2009-12-02 11:06:22 AM

I liked the "bee on alert" image at the end, query for it only turns up 3 hits, one of them being this video. Surprised that it hasn't been done before.

cyrus_hunter

2009-12-02 11:09:18 AM

haddie: You put your right left down and thrust your pelvis, huh, you thrust your pelvis, huh, you thrust your pelvis.

What the hell are you staring at???

Whiskey Dickens

2009-12-02 11:16:29 AM

Poppyale: yellow_ducki: Reminds me of this for some reason....

Show Me Your Genitals (new window)

As a woman, I find that entirely too funny.

It's me, wonderin' why you're not naked.

MadMonk

2009-12-02 11:18:14 AM

that cop at the beginning looked like the guy from Not Necessarily the News, Danny Breen.

Yup, I'm old.

yellow_ducki

2009-12-02 11:35:17 AM

Poppyale: yellow_ducki: Reminds me of this for some reason....

Show Me Your Genitals (new window)

As a woman, I find that entirely too funny.

I thought everybody on the internet had seen that video by now. I can't not laugh everytime I see it. The beat of this link reminded me of it again so I had to share it. Glad you enjoyed.

/I can't have sex with your personality,
And I can't put my penis in your college degree,
And I can't shove my fist in your childhood dreams,
So why're you sharing all this information with me?
//lolz

psicop

2009-12-02 11:49:18 AM

haddie-

Not everyday I hear a duckman reference.

/THRUST YOUR PELVIS HUH!

Epiphany

2009-12-02 12:00:49 PM

lasercannon: Wrong_Intentions: CygnusDarius: Wrong_Intentions: How is the brunette up front a sexual offender? I'm not saying this as one of thos womynist-types, I'm just saying I'd let her sexually offend on me.

Pretty much.

/Although the 80s clothes is a huge turn-off

Actually that's probably nineties clothes (Sex Offender Registration was mainly a product of Meghan's Law of 1994). I picture her and I meeting in an AOL chatroom, going to a Soundgarden concert, than going back to her place for some further offending while the X-Files is on.

The video says it is the 1988 Miami-Dade county sex offender registry. So it takes place during the eightes.

www.memedepot.com

MindStalker

2009-12-02 12:06:31 PM

That Guy...From That Show!: Egalitarian: Most of those people look way too normal and healthy to be real sex offenders. They also don't have enough hair, facial or otherwise.

They're not sex offenders.

There is a web site listed at the end (new window).

Thanks, I hadn't gotten around to checking out the website yet, though I knew I should..

//Appears to be the same guy behind Beatles 3000, now that was funny.

pxlboy

2009-12-02 12:25:36 PM

the Red Dwarf Shuffle (new window)

ShavedApe

2009-12-02 12:29:08 PM

Poppyale: ShavedApe: Poppyale: yellow_ducki: Reminds me of this for some reason....

Show Me Your Genitals (new window)

As a woman, I find that entirely too funny.

You lie! There are no women on the internet. They're all in the kitchen.

/Should I have sung that in a song?
//*ducks!*

Everything is better in song.
*throws sandwich*

Haha! You fell for the oldest trick in my book to get free food. Sometimes, I don't duck and just try to catch it in my mouth.

ShavedApe

2009-12-02 12:29:54 PM

Holy crap... I just realized how unintendedly gay that sounded. I shall now slink off to my corner of shame.

rogerklotz

2009-12-02 12:50:48 PM

PruneTracy: First:

All that came to mind.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cZrV03W_S3c (new window)

Krayon

2009-12-02 01:16:51 PM

Only thing I thought of. (new window)

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