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		White House: You're not invited. Uninvited Guests: Great, we'll see you tonight. WH: I don't think you understand. UG: Should we bring anything? WH: Don't come, get it? UG: Perfect, we'll see you around 8 o'clock then? (myfoxdc.com)		135
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zymosan

2009-12-02 08:56:02 AM

Are these people known for anything other then being party crashers? I don't understand how this came to be known by the public anyway?

Also, it's good to know that anyone who show's up in a tux can crash a white house dinner.

GooberMcFly

2009-12-02 09:10:04 AM

Another stunt to help land a reality show gig? Sweet merciful crap.

Mr. Coffee Nerves

2009-12-02 09:12:12 AM

Can we all just agree that anyone self-identifying as an "aspiring reality show star" should be fed into a poorly maintained tree chipper?

IndyMBA

2009-12-02 09:17:34 AM

On the Today Show this morning, Meredith Viera asked Biden what he thought about the crashers. Seriously, Meredith?!? Do you think that the Vice President of the United States really has the time to care about stupid shiat like this? He may be concerned about lapses in Secret Service security but I think he has other/more pressing issues on his mind.

I wish the media would stop caring so these people can fade back into obscurity, where they belong.

Sybarite

2009-12-02 09:18:45 AM

zymosan: Are these people known for anything other then being party crashers?

Reportedly, Michaele is currently being followed around for Bravo's Real Housewives of D.C. which is pretty much guaranteed big ratings now.

snuffy

2009-12-02 09:19:27 AM

the joke is these idiots are not in jail.

lunchinlewis

2009-12-02 09:28:04 AM

zymosan: Are these people known for anything other then being party crashers?

I liked this quote from the DNC Chairman and my outbound Governor: "If somebody had said to me, 'Hey, someone in Virginia is trying to crash a party.' There are 7 1/2 million Virginians, who do you think it might be? I think I might have been able to guess in about five seconds," Virginia Gov. Tim Kaine said Tuesday.

It's all fun and games until somebody puts out the President's eye with a cocktail skewer.

Barakku

2009-12-02 09:32:01 AM

What's with the "Let's Commit a felony to get a reality show!" bullshiat? Can't you just be a dickbag and attention whore in some way that WON'T land you in jail if you really want a reality show?

Tresser

2009-12-02 09:50:17 AM

Barakku: an't you just be a dickbag and attention whore in some way that WON'T land you in jail if you really want a reality show?

that's pre 9/11 thinking son

veedeevadeevoodee

2009-12-02 09:54:32 AM

/ hoping for Federal PMITAP for both

vernonFL

2009-12-02 09:56:44 AM

Mr. Coffee Nerves: Can we all just agree that anyone self-identifying as an "aspiring reality show star" should be fed into a poorly maintained tree chipper?

Yes. Balloon boy and his parents can follow these two farks right into the threshing blades of a combine.

EvilEgg

2009-12-02 10:11:20 AM

Mr. Coffee Nerves: Can we all just agree that anyone self-identifying as an "aspiring reality show star" should be fed into a poorly maintained tree chipper?

That would make a great reality show.

tnpir

2009-12-02 10:12:39 AM

Mr. Coffee Nerves: Can we all just agree that anyone self-identifying as an "aspiring reality show star" should be fed into a poorly maintained tree chipper?

Agreed wholeheartedly, and I'll do the feeding, starting with these idiots and the douchenozzle Colorado family with the balloon.

tnpir

2009-12-02 10:13:51 AM

Dammitt, vernonFL!

Diogenes

2009-12-02 10:15:03 AM

Barakku: What's with the "Let's Commit a felony to get a reality show!" bullshiat? Can't you just be a dickbag and attention whore in some way that WON'T land you in jail if you really want a reality show?

It's been an evolving, and depressing, phenomenon. It started with the like of Morton Downey and Jerry Springer. The more dysfunctional you are, the greater your chances at celebrity. Then came "reality TV".

MaxxLarge

2009-12-02 10:23:44 AM

I hope that I live to the day
When "famous" retreats from cliché.
'Til then, I'll just mention:
Stop paying attention!
These assholes will all go away!

Lance Armstrong's Left Nut

2009-12-02 11:01:33 AM

How its done right

http://www.27bslash6.com/matthewsparty.html

AbbeySomeone

2009-12-02 11:03:54 AM

FTFA- Dead cell phone battery prevented them from getting voicemail telling them they did not make the guest list.

bullshiat

brigid_fitch

2009-12-02 11:04:16 AM

Lance Armstrong's Left Nut: How its done right

http://www.27bslash6.com/matthewsparty.html

LOL--came here just to post that. Good thing I read the comments first. :)

wpmulligan

2009-12-02 11:05:04 AM

zymosan: Are these people known for anything other then being party crashers? I don't understand how this came to be known by the public anyway?

Also, it's good to know that anyone who show's up in a tux can crash a white house dinner.

They apparently run an unregistered charity which barely passes any money to research and doesn't pay its bills.

Wash Post article, might need registration (new window)

Snarcoleptic_Hoosier

2009-12-02 11:05:52 AM

MaxxLarge, I love you. +1

Also, this is proof that wearing a tie and acting like you what you're doing is better than permission.

skiflyer

2009-12-02 11:06:39 AM

Mr. Coffee Nerves: Can we all just agree that anyone self-identifying as an "aspiring reality show star" should be fed into a poorly maintained tree chipper?

Agreed wholeheartedly, and I'll do the feeding, starting with these idiots and the douchenozzle Colorado family with the balloon.

I bet I can get a contract with FOX to show that during primetime... you could stay in a mansion with 9 other woodchipper feeders and we'll make a whole season of it.

RocketRod

2009-12-02 11:06:50 AM

If they really want to get into a high-security government facility for a free meal... I suggest Guantanamo Bay.

LeafyGreens

2009-12-02 11:06:51 AM

AbbeySomeone: FTFA- Dead cell phone battery prevented them from getting voicemail telling them they did not make the guest list.

bullshiat

Yerp. Anybody who's that much of an AW NEVAH has a dead cell battery.

Philip Francis Queeg

2009-12-02 11:07:16 AM

AbbeySomeone: FTFA- Dead cell phone battery prevented them from getting voicemail telling them they did not make the guest list.

bullshiat

Maybe not bullshiat if you understand "dead cellphone battery" to mean "Cellphone battery intentionally removed from phone so that we don't hear what we don't want to hear for extremely lame plausible deniability"

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2009-12-02 11:07:49 AM

IndyMBA: On the Today Show this morning, Meredith Viera asked Biden what he thought about the crashers. Seriously, Meredith?!? Do you think that the Vice President of the United States really has the time to care about stupid shiat like this? He may be concerned about lapses in Secret Service security but I think he has other/more pressing issues on his mind.

I wish the media would stop caring so these people can fade back into obscurity, where they belong.

Actually, it's probably a good idea in general to keep Biden away from anything important.

The Decider

2009-12-02 11:08:11 AM

the joke is these idiots are not in jail.

For what? Which law did they break?

I'm all for seeing these two douches get strung up in the public square but I think the bungling was on the part of the Secret Service.

mekkab

2009-12-02 11:08:42 AM

tnpir: Mr. Coffee Nerves: Can we all just agree that anyone self-identifying as an "aspiring reality show star" should be fed into a poorly maintained tree chipper?

Agreed wholeheartedly, and I'll do the feeding, starting with these idiots and the douchenozzle Colorado family with the balloon.

Then, they can be the surprise inside on the next installment of Celebrity Honk Bag!

/Note: Celebrity Honk Bag has both a celebrity and some no-name schlub paired of to kick the bag; kind of like the Match game of old

Mini Ditka

2009-12-02 11:09:01 AM

Mr. Coffee Nerves: Can we all just agree that anyone self-identifying as an "aspiring reality show star" should be fed into a poorly maintained tree chipper?

I read that as 'assraping reality star'.

/rape

thamike

2009-12-02 11:09:11 AM

I know these two personally. He's a phony McRich douchebag and she's a pill-popping emotionless skeleton with obsessive compulsive disorder.

zilch365

2009-12-02 11:10:33 AM

Philip Francis Queeg: AbbeySomeone: FTFA- Dead cell phone battery prevented them from getting voicemail telling them they did not make the guest list.

bullshiat

Maybe not bullshiat if you understand "dead cellphone battery" to mean "Cellphone battery intentionally removed from phone so that we don't hear what we don't want to hear for extremely lame plausible deniability"

It's easy to check if it's true or not. Check their phone records at the time the voicemail was left. If they make any calls within the time the message was left and their entrance to the party they are busted.

IMEI

2009-12-02 11:11:08 AM

Who are these people and why do I care?
/Canadian

themishkin

2009-12-02 11:14:16 AM

That cell phone was dead because they were using it to take pictures and upload them to facebook all night. Oh wait...

Shakespeare's Monkey

2009-12-02 11:14:46 AM

FTFA: Tareq and Michaele Salahi claimed a dead cell phone battery prevented them from hearing a voicemail earlier that day advising them they did not make the guest list.

Ha Ha Ha Ha, yes and the sun was in their eyes too. It makes you kind of miss Octomom, doesn't it?

/Well maybe not.

Born_Again_Bavarian

2009-12-02 11:16:01 AM

IndyMBA: On the Today Show this morning, Meredith Viera asked Biden what he thought about the crashers. Seriously, Meredith?!? Do you think that the Vice President of the United States really has the time to care about stupid shiat like this? He may be concerned about lapses in Secret Service security but I think he has other/more pressing issues on his mind.

I wish the media would stop caring so these people can fade back into obscurity, where they belong.

Yes, he does. His only real job is to preside over the Senate and wait for someone to cap Obama. Other than those two tasks, he is free to spend his day spanking to midget pr0n in his house at the Naval Observatory.

Omnivorous

2009-12-02 11:16:50 AM

FTFA- Dead cell phone battery prevented them from getting voicemail telling them they did not make the guest list.

And the makeup artist and chauffeur that they brought alone (per Brian Williams on NBC) also had dead batteries. And no way to plug the cellphone into the limo either.

cybrwzrd

2009-12-02 11:17:22 AM

And this is and ever was news because?

bassett

2009-12-02 11:18:28 AM

IMEI: Who are these people and why do I care?
/Canadian

Thinking the same thing

/American

Diogenes

2009-12-02 11:19:25 AM

thamike: I know these two personally. He's a phony McRich douchebag and she's a pill-popping emotionless skeleton with obsessive compulsive disorder.

So, they're exactly as they appear to us.

Phil Moskowitz

2009-12-02 11:20:28 AM

Mr. Coffee Nerves: Can we all just agree that anyone self-identifying as an "aspiring reality show star" should be fed into a poorly maintained tree chipper?

Anyone who says that should immediately and without redress be enrolled in The Most Dangerous Game reality program and from that point on be hunted for sport, having their lives snuffed out in prime time.

Lord Dimwit

2009-12-02 11:20:57 AM

Yes, he does. His only real job is to preside over the Senate and wait for someone to cap Obama. Other than those two tasks, he is free to spend his day spanking to midget pr0n in his house at the Naval Observatory.

And protect the space-time continuum.

/Read the Constitution.

thamike

2009-12-02 11:21:15 AM

Diogenes: So, they're exactly as they appear to us.

Probably worse. His vineyard made fairly good wine, though.

Mr. Coffee Nerves

2009-12-02 11:21:16 AM

thamike: I know these two personally. He's a phony McRich douchebag and she's a pill-popping emotionless skeleton with obsessive compulsive disorder.

Did anyone else suddenly hear the theme song from "Perfect Strangers?"

D135

2009-12-02 11:21:58 AM

"attention-hungry"

best euphemism evar!!
/whore

thamike

2009-12-02 11:23:00 AM

Mr. Coffee Nerves: Did anyone else suddenly hear the theme song from "Perfect Strangers?"

Don' be reedikulos.

Mudo

2009-12-02 11:23:16 AM

AbbeySomeone: FTFA- Dead cell phone battery prevented them from getting voicemail telling them they did not make the guest list.

bullshiat

I came in to wonder if there was a way to tell if the battery was really dead or not. Seems like it would completely trash any of their credibility if so.

MaudlinMutantMollusk

2009-12-02 11:23:23 AM

What's really sad is that some drooling idiot of a network exec will give them the "reality" show they so desperately crave. And despite the number of people voicing their utter disgust with these worthless Attention Whores, a substantial portion of the population will watch it.

Philip Francis Queeg

2009-12-02 11:24:42 AM

Mudo: AbbeySomeone: FTFA- Dead cell phone battery prevented them from getting voicemail telling them they did not make the guest list.

bullshiat

I came in to wonder if there was a way to tell if the battery was really dead or not. Seems like it would completely trash any of their credibility if so.

They have credibility to trash?

liphshoue

2009-12-02 11:28:49 AM

WH: Duurr, cool. Let's gets us some off the chain photos together.

AbbeySomeone

2009-12-02 11:28:49 AM