I wonder if gorgor will show up. Or not.

Guess the thrower was showing him how it shoulda been done.

Commotion broke out inside the press center as the brother of Muntadhar, Maiytham al-Zeidi, took off his own shoe and charged the man.

The original shoe-thrower was attacked by his own brother?

If we don't begin training for this Olympic event, the United States will be left in the dust.

pkellmey: If we don't begin training for this Olympic event, the United States will be left in the dust.

Heh. Prolly as good as some of the other recently added events. And if it were a sport, many more politicians would be deservedly struck.

was nearly hit in the face by a shoe thrown by what appeared to be another Iraqi man.

Why doesn't anyone actually get hit with the shoe when it's thrown? I would have paid a lot of money to see Bush get hit square in the face with it. Would have paid even more if it broke his nose.

If you throw shoes at me, make sure they are nice Italian loafers in size 11 1/2.

All that will result in is a world full of eyeless shoes.

If it had spikes, he may have qualified for a new Extreme Olympics event.

Nike specially designed throwing shoes

That man has no soul.

/sorry.

The cut away shot showed that they were pretty crappy shoes. How do we know he wasn't just throwing them away?

Lando Lincoln: OR WAS HE A PAID SHOE-THROWING ASSASSIN SENT BY BUSH AS REVENGE?!

Wait, so there was a third shoe thrower?! I smell an Adidas conspiracy in the making.

esteban9: Guess the thrower was showing him how it shoulda been done.

This guy failed as well.

Lando Lincoln: jaytkay: Commotion broke out inside the press center as the brother of Muntadhar, Maiytham al-Zeidi, took off his own shoe and charged the man.

The original shoe-thrower was attacked by his own brother?

No, it sounds like the ORIGINAL shoe-thrower had shoes thrown at him, and THEN his brother took HIS shoe off and went after the NEW shoe-thrower.

I'd really like to know why the new guy felt that the original thrower needed the shoe treatment.

OR WAS HE A PAID SHOE-THROWING ASSASSIN SENT BY BUSH AS REVENGE?!

Honestly, who throws a shoe?

/That really hurts

Wow, that last post auto-linked. How did that happen?

yeesh .. doesn't anyone throw knives anymore? ... I tell ya ... no respect for tradition nowadays

I have small feet so I feel disadvantaged.

He looked pissed off after the shoe hit the wall.

Although ANY President being hit by a thrown shoe would be funny. If you throw a shoe at a guy who threw a shoe a while back that proves nothing. I have no idea why I posted this.

Walker: It was actually a shoe for a shoe for a shoe, since the original shoe thrower's brother beat the copycat shoe thrower with a shoe.

Shoe shoe shoe shoe shoe shoe shoe shoe shoe.

/Favre Tebow

Lando Lincoln: No, it sounds like the ORIGINAL shoe-thrower had shoes thrown at him, and THEN his brother took HIS shoe off and went after the NEW shoe-thrower.

And the surrounding team of bodyguards swiftly pelted the new guy with THEIR shoes. The senseless spiral of violence continues.

My shoe!

/continues falling down stairs

Robin Meade just called both these guys "complete douchebags" on the air. It's unusual to hear Robin use that kind of language.

Looks like the foot's on the other hand now

/Also looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue

I could have sworn I read stories reporting this guy was dead, but I guess it was just crappy reporting (or maybe reading comprehension)
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I can't tell what my reaction would be if hit in the face by a shoe during a press conference. Of course, this first supposes that I was having a press conference in the first place. I don't know why I'd be having a press conference - I don't really have anything special or important to say, and no information to bring to the public. Let's see... Well, I had leftovers last night. No, too mundane. Maybe because I've decided to buy a new watch? No, too narrow for the public interest. I know! The other day, there was a marching band going down my street in a parade, playing "September" by Earth, Wind, And Fire, and I thought that it was really inappropriate since it was November. There we go.

So, I'm having a press conference criticizing the local high school marching band for playing a seasonally inappropriate song, and someone throws a shoe at me.

Well, maybe not a shoe. This is New England, and this time of year people start wearing boots and whatnot. So maybe I should be hit in the face by a boot. But, then again, it hasn't snowed appreciably here yet, so people probably won't be wearing boots. I mean, they could just making sure they're prepared, so I guess it is possible. But more than likely it would be a regular shoe. But men's or ladies'? Given the incidents so far, it seems to be mostly men. But, given the law of averages wouldn't a woman be due to throw her shoe now? Then again, ladies' shoes can be kind of expensive, so I don't know if a woman would be willing to throw something she might never get back, because that would mean she would have a unmatched shoe in her closet that goes perfectly with that one dress she likes, and you know she won't let that happen. So, more than likely it's going to be a man.

So, a man throws a shoe at me during my press conference to criticize the local high school marching band for playing a seasonally inappropriate song.

There's also the timing of said shoe-throwing. That would factor greatly into my reaction, I think. I mean if I walked into the lobby of the local Hampton Inn (where my press conference is being held), sat down, and promptly was hit in the face with a shoe, I think I'd be relieved as the worst thing that could have happened has now happened, and the rest of the press conference could have gone off without a hitch. The shoe-thrower could also time the throw according to what I say in the press conference, hurling it at the utterance of any shoe-related metaphors or idiom ("The shoe's on the other foot now" or "Squeaks like a new pair of shoes"). That would probably produce an amused reaction from me, and bit of silent approval because Lord knows I like a well timed joke. Of course, they could also wait until the end of the conference, in order to make a statement, when I ask "Any Questions?" in which case I would be a little bit perturbed because this person obviously waited for the whole press conference, planning this the whole time. And ignoring everything that was being said during the press conference, as that might sway their shoe-throwing resolve ("He's not such a bad guy after all... Maybe I won't throw a shoe at him"). Therefore I'd be angry that they didn't listen. I think this is the most likely scenario because I'm an optomist, and I believe that the person throwing the shoe would at least have the sense of decorum to let me make my full statement.

So, if I'm having a press conference criticizing the local high school band for playing a seasonally inappropriate song and some man throws a shoe at me after I'm done making my statement, I'd be pretty angry.

I'm glad we've got that sorted out

DoughyGuy: I can't tell what my reaction would be if hit in the face by a shoe during a press conference. Of course, this first supposes that I was having a press conference in the first place. I don't know why I'd be having a press conference - I don't really have anything special or important to say, and no information to bring to the public. Let's see... Well, I had leftovers last night. No, too mundane. Maybe because I've decided to buy a new watch? No, too narrow for the public interest. I know! The other day, there was a marching band going down my street in a parade, playing "September" by Earth, Wind, And Fire, and I thought that it was really inappropriate since it was November. There we go.

So, I'm having a press conference criticizing the local high school marching band for playing a seasonally inappropriate song, and someone throws a shoe at me.

Well, maybe not a shoe. This is New England, and this time of year people start wearing boots and whatnot. So maybe I should be hit in the face by a boot. But, then again, it hasn't snowed appreciably here yet, so people probably won't be wearing boots. I mean, they could just making sure they're prepared, so I guess it is possible. But more than likely it would be a regular shoe. But men's or ladies'? Given the incidents so far, it seems to be mostly men. But, given the law of averages wouldn't a woman be due to throw her shoe now? Then again, ladies' shoes can be kind of expensive, so I don't know if a woman would be willing to throw something she might never get back, because that would mean she would have a unmatched shoe in her closet that goes perfectly with that one dress she likes, and you know she won't let that happen. So, more than likely it's going to be a man.

So, a man throws a shoe at me during my press conference to criticize the local high school marching band for playing a seasonally inappropriate song.

There's also the timing of said shoe-throwing. That would factor greatly into my reaction, I think. I mean if I walked into the lobby of the local Hampton Inn (where my press conference is being held), sat down, and promptly was hit in the face with a shoe, I think I'd be relieved as the worst thing that could have happened has now happened, and the rest of the press conference could have gone off without a hitch. The shoe-thrower could also time the throw according to what I say in the press conference, hurling it at the utterance of any shoe-related metaphors or idiom ("The shoe's on the other foot now" or "Squeaks like a new pair of shoes"). That would probably produce an amused reaction from me, and bit of silent approval because Lord knows I like a well timed joke. Of course, they could also wait until the end of the conference, in order to make a statement, when I ask "Any Questions?" in which case I would be a little bit perturbed because this person obviously waited for the whole press conference, planning this the whole time. And ignoring everything that was being said during the press conference, as that might sway their shoe-throwing resolve ("He's not such a bad guy after all... Maybe I won't throw a shoe at him"). Therefore I'd be angry that they didn't listen. I think this is the most likely scenario because I'm an optomist, and I believe that the person throwing the shoe would at least have the sense of decorum to let me make my full statement.

So, if I'm having a press conference criticizing the local high school band for playing a seasonally inappropriate song and some man throws a shoe at me after I'm done making my statement, I'd be pretty angry.

I'm glad we've got that sorted out

tl;dr

Rap on brother, rap on.

/vote for me and I'll see you free!!

Lando Lincoln:

OR WAS HE A PAID SHOE-THROWING ASSASSIN SENT BY BUSH AS REVENGE?!

No surprise, Faux News was there.

DreamWeaver:

tl;dr

Couldn't have said it better myself

I really wanted this jerkoff to get hit in the face with a shoe... I am disappointed.

I think that it would be awesome if anytime this guy goes anywhere that he would be pelted with shoes.

I just showed this story to my coworker.

His response: "Oh the shoe-manity."

/sigh

It's not the animated one showing the dodge, but i'm glad someone posted the Bush-Shoe throwing tantrum