"If anybody would like to come in and claim this "cooler," which is probably an antique, we would love to have them come in and we'll be more than happy to try and get that cooler returned to them," Marietta Police Captain Jeff Waite said.

Yeah I bet you would buddy.

Why bad?
That's a lot of good will, there.

I don't know... have you ever been in one?

Half the store staff is retarded, the other half must be smoking dope to accept their fate there.

looked like crappy weed too, the kind poor people smoke.

The headline reminded me of those 'Good Idea / Bad Idea' shorts that they had on Animaniancs. Some of those were gold.

Good idea; playing catch with your Grandfather.
Bad idea; playing catch with your Grandfather

That must be like $50 Gallizion dollars worth of weed....

$1500

wut?

IdBeCrazyIf: I don't know... have you ever been in one?

Half the store staff is retarded, the other half must be smoking dope to accept their fate there.

Would you rather have them working on your car?
At least when the Tardpocalypse happens and they all go sex nuts and retard strong we'll know where their base is.

I hope they catch the dumb doper that pulled this stunt. I hate potheads, they're always trying to rub their lifestyles in your face. "Legalize it" this and "it's not as bad as alcohol" that. Marijuana is a dangerous drug and it SHOULD be illegal.

This just goes to show you that this stuff fries your brain, this guy dumped several thousand dollars worth of drugs down the tubes because he's a braindead addict.

IdBeCrazyIf: I don't know... have you ever been in one?

Half the store staff is retarded, the other half must be smoking dope to accept their fate there.

Half? You're too kind.

AcheronX: "If anybody would like to come in and claim this "cooler," which is probably an antique, we would love to have them come in and we'll be more than happy to try and get that cooler returned to them," Marietta Police Captain Jeff Waite said.

IT'S A TRAP!

I hear they are giving away free boats as well!

Headso: looked like crappy weed too, the kind poor people smoke.

This.

Wouldn't smoke it with subby's lungs.

All the clothes there kinda smell like it came off of a pot smoker.

Not An Alt 2009-12-02 11:29:39 AM

I hope they catch the dumb doper that pulled this stunt. I hate potheads, they're always trying to rub their lifestyles in your face. "Legalize it" this and "it's not as bad as alcohol" that. Marijuana is a dangerous drug and it SHOULD be illegal.

This just goes to show you that this stuff fries your brain, this guy dumped several thousand dollars worth of drugs down the tubes because he's a braindead addict.


You are so right, my friend. If only all the druggies were locked up this would be a better world.
Why do you think they call it "dope"?


/let's hang out

Not An Alt: I hope they catch the dumb doper that pulled this stunt. I hate potheads, they're always trying to rub their lifestyles in your face. "Legalize it" this and "it's not as bad as alcohol" that. Marijuana is a dangerous drug and it SHOULD be illegal.

This just goes to show you that this stuff fries your brain, this guy dumped several thousand dollars worth of drugs down the tubes because he's a braindead addict.

3/10
Good try.

worth $1500? most likely shiatweed.

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Marietta Police Captain Jeff Waite needs to worry a little more about his rotting teeth and a little less about "teh mariwana" problem.

The broad with the red sweater in the clip is not unattractive in a "Feral Child from 'Beyond Thunderdome' all cleaned up" kind of way.

Not An Alt: I hate potheads, they're always trying to rub their lifestyles in your face. "Legalize it" this and "it's not as bad as alcohol" that. Marijuana is a dangerous drug and it SHOULD be illegal.

3/10 --> troll harder!! You're not even trying.
prohibition wont work for pot. stop wasting taxpayers dollars.

Dangerous: how is it dangerous?
several thousand dollars: one year old swaag. likely not even fit for making hash. actual estimated value > $100

This is something I would expect from a state without any sort of medical marijuana laws in place.

Poppyale: Half? You're too kind.

Well they truck the second half in by short bus for the second shift around 4

tehotherbilly: Would you rather have them working on your car?
At least when the Tardpocalypse happens and they all go sex nuts and retard strong we'll know where their base is.

I know its wrong.. but retard strong still makes me giggle silly

Duh. You give your weed to the bums digging in the dumpster out back, if you really don't want it.

IdBeCrazyIf: I don't know... have you ever been in one?

Half the store staff is retarded, the other half must be smoking dope to accept their fate there.

At least they're trying to work and pay their own way, as opposed to sucking on Big Brother's teat. At least they're not trying to use their handicap/limitations as an excuse not to work.

Subby has never seen the employees at the Goodwill stores.

Wow. I hope the police properly dispose of that three quarters of a pound.

Bad things to donate to Goodwill: marijuana

Why? Needy people want to get high also.

Burnout Son: "Hey Ma, I overslept, did you already go to Goodwill?"

Mom: "Sure did Honey." Hands him a plate with a sandwich.

BOS: "Oh, uh thanks." Starts gobbling down the sandwich "I wuntef t gu wifyou to getf sum clotheff."

Mom: "Next time I guess."

BOS heads down the stairs to the basement and minutes later comes bounding up the stairs with mustard smeared on his chin. "Ma, *wheeze* what happened to the *heavy breath* old water cooler?" *coughing fit*

Mom: "I donated it when I went to Goodwill. Why?

BOS: "You what?!?! Oh no reason. Did you look inside of it?"

Mom: "Um no Honey, I didn't."

BOS: "Okay, great, uh... good... I uh... I got to make some phone calls." Bounds down to the basement again.

The worst potheads seem to be able to do is accidentally give police incriminating evidence or turn themselves in. Shouldn't police be all for that?

/smoky hot

Tresser: I wasn't sure about that. I don't need it anymore, but far be it from me to deny anyone else, you know?

That's what I was looking for.

/Two very enthusiastic thumbs up. Fine holiday fun!

Once I fixed an old Lionel train for a friend, and since she knew I liked to play chess, she gave me a chess set someone had given her a long time ago. I took it home, and when I opened the drawers to get the pieces, they were filled with a couple of bricks of pot instead. She had no idea how long they'd been there.

Not An Alt: I hope they catch the dumb doper that pulled this stunt. I hate potheads, they're always trying to rub their lifestyles in your face. "Legalize it" this and "it's not as bad as alcohol" that. Marijuana is a dangerous drug and it SHOULD be illegal.

This just goes to show you that this stuff fries your brain, this guy dumped several thousand dollars worth of drugs down the tubes because he's a braindead addict.

Meh. 2/10.

my first cool story, bro!

a buddy of mine used to work at a donation center, and one day while sorting boots something fell out and hit him in the foot. without really looking he picked it up, and confusion slowly turned to horror as he realized he had a giant vibrator in his hand.

also, you have to pass a drug test in order to work for goodwill. unfortunately they use quite possibly the most retarded piss test i've ever seen. all's you hafta do is dunk the cup in the water and an indicator line will show up as clean. dump out the water, add urine (which won't affect the test results after it's already recorded something), profit!

/also in ga
//goodwill is an interesting place

What is it with all these people finding pot. The only time I find pot is when I'm frantically searching the house, trying to remember where I put that little tiny bit that I hid when I was baked.

Not An Alt: I hope they catch the dumb doper that pulled this stunt. I hate potheads, they're always trying to rub their lifestyles in your face. "Legalize it" this and "it's not as bad as alcohol" that. Marijuana is a dangerous drug and it SHOULD be illegal.

This just goes to show you that this stuff fries your brain, this guy dumped several thousand dollars worth of drugs down the tubes because he's a braindead addict.

You sound tense. Here, smoke this.

moops: worth $1500? most likely shiatweed.

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OMG OMG WTF is that shiat? It looks like dried manure.

moops: worth $1500? most likely shiatweed.

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Good lord, it's not often I look at a photo of cannabis and think "ew".

I thought, because of all the myriad recalls, Goodwill no longer accepts baby things. (Just guessing here.)

How the hell can you forget you have a *pound* of pot stashed somewhere? That's some real short-term memory loss right there.

Pair-o-Dice: Bad things to donate to Goodwill: marijuana

Why? Needy people want to get high also.

This. Came here to say "Goodwill recipients beg to differ."

I used to work at goodwill (and I'm getting a kick out of these replies...), and I remember that we'd occasionally get weird stuff through the donations. A bottle of vodak (the cheap grocery store kind, coming by the gallon in a plastic bottle), tiny bottles of wine, a pink dildo and even a cat once.

Not An Alt: I hope they catch the dumb doper that pulled this stunt. I hate potheads, they're always trying to rub their lifestyles in your face. "Legalize it" this and "it's not as bad as alcohol" that. Marijuana is a dangerous drug and it SHOULD be illegal.

This just goes to show you that this stuff fries your brain, this guy dumped several thousand dollars worth of drugs down the tubes because he's a braindead addict.

I was going to say "1/10", but it did actually make me frown reading it, so I'll bump it up to a 2.