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(Topless Robot)		By the mighty hammer of Thor, it's the 10 dumbest comic book Hostess ads (toplessrobot.com)		51
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Sybarite		2009-12-02 09:22:29 AM

"Thanks Jimmy, I love the creamed filling."

"How old are you again?"

Diogenes		2009-12-02 10:05:52 AM

Oh geez...I remember a few of those.

Browncoat		2009-12-02 10:54:44 AM

emocomputerjock		2009-12-02 11:00:37 AM

So they're reposting Seanbaby bits from 8 years ago? I hope they never hear of Fat Chicks in Party Hats.

Crewmannumber6		2009-12-02 11:04:38 AM

By Grabthar's hammer, what a savings.

Ubiquitous homeless guy		2009-12-02 11:11:15 AM

"I can taste their tears"

Awesome.

caperbear		2009-12-02 11:13:59 AM

Ubiquitous homeless guy: "I can taste their tears"

Awesome.

The win is strong with that one.

improvius		2009-12-02 11:14:10 AM

When Plastic Man turns into a cart, is he using his balls to form the handle? Because that's... that's really what it looks like.

Doomed4Lyf		2009-12-02 11:15:03 AM

emocomputerjock: So they're reposting Seanbaby bits from 8 years ago? I hope they never hear of Fat Chicks in Party Hats.

Came here to say something similar. I know his site hasn't been updated in years now, but it's no excuse to straight up steal his old material.

MonkeyAngst		2009-12-02 11:22:51 AM

"Why would anyone want to climb the tallest building like a fly?" Well, given that the copyright date is 1977, a better question would be "What the hell is Daredevil doing here in Chicago?"

FirstNationalBastard		2009-12-02 11:24:30 AM

MonkeyAngst: "Why would anyone want to climb the tallest building like a fly?" Well, given that the copyright date is 1977, a better question would be "What the hell is Daredevil doing here in Chicago?"

He's blind. Someone probably told him he was in New York. how would he know the difference?

Zombie Eater		2009-12-02 11:26:57 AM

Eh, Seanbaby started writing for EGM/1up.com. His material didn't get any better, so no loss.

MonkeyAngst		2009-12-02 11:30:30 AM

FirstNationalBastard: MonkeyAngst: "Why would anyone want to climb the tallest building like a fly?" Well, given that the copyright date is 1977, a better question would be "What the hell is Daredevil doing here in Chicago?"

He's blind. Someone probably told him he was in New York. how would he know the difference?

"What the hell? The urine smell isn't nearly as overpowering today! And... (sniff) the pizza... it smells... somehow thicker. Heartier. Tastier. What gives?"

Loud_Mouth_Soup		2009-12-02 11:35:21 AM

"Stop that man before he gives the city a bad name."

Will he, stupid citizen? Will he?

/comic book citizen must vote Republican

LarryDan43		2009-12-02 11:36:08 AM

MonkeyAngst: FirstNationalBastard: MonkeyAngst: "Why would anyone want to climb the tallest building like a fly?" Well, given that the copyright date is 1977, a better question would be "What the hell is Daredevil doing here in Chicago?"

He's blind. Someone probably told him he was in New York. how would he know the difference?

"What the hell? The urine smell isn't nearly as overpowering today! And... (sniff) the pizza... it smells... somehow thicker. Heartier. Tastier. What gives?"

Hot dogs here!
"Is that mustard, onion, sweet pickle relish, dill pickle spears, tomato slices, pickled sport peppers and celery salt I smell?"

jayhawk88		2009-12-02 11:38:35 AM

emocomputerjock: So they're reposting Seanbaby bits from 8 years ago? I hope they never hear of Fat Chicks in Party Hats.

God, I can remember when I first ran across the Hostess/Nintendo content on his site years back. I think I must have spent like a week of work just pouring through all of them.

Petey4335		2009-12-02 11:41:20 AM

Crewmannumber6: By Grabthar's hammer, what a savings.

Came for the Chompers
Leaving happy.

historycat		2009-12-02 11:42:31 AM

Um, wouldn't Green Lantern be the least likely superhero to advertise for YELLOW Twinkies?

MonkeyAngst		2009-12-02 11:46:06 AM

historycat: Um, wouldn't Green Lantern be the least likely superhero to advertise for YELLOW Twinkies?

I never thought of that. You could easily defeat Green Lantern by throwing Twinkies at him, making him the only non-villain for whom that's true.

Bonanza Jellybean		2009-12-02 11:47:30 AM

emocomputerjock: So they're reposting Seanbaby bits from 8 years ago? I hope they never hear of Fat Chicks in Party Hats.

I miss Miguel Roya.

schattenteufel		2009-12-02 11:47:47 AM

jayhawk88: emocomputerjock: So they're reposting Seanbaby bits from 8 years ago? I hope they never hear of Fat Chicks in Party Hats.

God, I can remember when I first ran across the Hostess/Nintendo content on his site years back. I think I must have spent like a week of work just pouring through all of them.

Exact same here. I worked the night shift at Kinko's, and spent my considerable amount of downtime reading all of the Hostess ads on Seanbaby's site.

"Spidey Spoils a Snatch" is the follow-up to the popular "Spidey Confuses a C*nt" and "Spidey Harasses a Hair Pie"

Ubiquitous homeless guy		2009-12-02 11:47:57 AM

historycat: Um, wouldn't Green Lantern be the least likely superhero to advertise for YELLOW Twinkies?

Not only that...that's the only add where the hero get's saved by someone passing by, his ass is grass otherwise. Poor Hal, no love.

/he left without a concussion, so that's a plus.

Fun Dumpster		2009-12-02 11:56:10 AM

You'd be crazy to hate these...

newsimg.ngfiles.com

Smackledorfer		2009-12-02 12:08:30 PM

Fun Dumpster: You'd be crazy to hate these...

I was wondering how long it would take for this.

Stile4aly		2009-12-02 12:29:41 PM

Zombie Eater: Eh, Seanbaby started writing for EGM/1up.com. His material didn't get any better, so no loss.

I still piss myself when reading his 4th of July Fireworks extravaganza, so he tends to get a pass for subsequent mediocrity.

GeeksAreMyPeeps		2009-12-02 12:35:35 PM

historycat: Um, wouldn't Green Lantern be the least likely superhero to advertise for YELLOW Twinkies?

Well, yellow IS his weakness. I like the way he just leaves the two who saved him there to be eaten when the Twinkies are gone.

I wanna see Gambit supercharge a Twinkie and fire at someone.

fudgefactor7		2009-12-02 01:24:20 PM

I think they forgot the Bureauc-Rat, who tied things up with red tape but liked the cherry pies or something like that shiat...

emocomputerjock		2009-12-02 01:34:45 PM

GeeksAreMyPeeps: historycat: Um, wouldn't Green Lantern be the least likely superhero to advertise for YELLOW Twinkies?

Well, yellow IS his weakness. I like the way he just leaves the two who saved him there to be eaten when the Twinkies are gone.

I wanna see Gambit supercharge a Twinkie and fire at someone.

If I had any artistic ability whatsoever I would make your dream come true. I'd do it with the requisite amount of gore too. Matter of fact, I'm glomming onto your dream so now it's our dream. Perhaps someone can come along and make us happy souls.

Orgasmatron138		2009-12-02 01:38:57 PM

emocomputerjock: So they're reposting Seanbaby bits from 8 years ago? I hope they never hear of Fat Chicks in Party Hats.

Man, I remember that site. Crap, I was in college when I saw it. Is it still around? I'm not able to check - at work.

That makes me also want to look up mulletsgalore.com

palelizard		2009-12-02 01:50:10 PM

emocomputerjock: GeeksAreMyPeeps: historycat: Um, wouldn't Green Lantern be the least likely superhero to advertise for YELLOW Twinkies?

Well, yellow IS his weakness. I like the way he just leaves the two who saved him there to be eaten when the Twinkies are gone.

I wanna see Gambit supercharge a Twinkie and fire at someone.

If I had any artistic ability whatsoever I would make your dream come true. I'd do it with the requisite amount of gore too. Matter of fact, I'm glomming onto your dream so now it's our dream. Perhaps someone can come along and make us happy souls.

Didn't he take somebody out with a couple fistfuls of cake?

emocomputerjock		2009-12-02 01:54:03 PM

Orgasmatron138: emocomputerjock: So they're reposting Seanbaby bits from 8 years ago? I hope they never hear of Fat Chicks in Party Hats.

Man, I remember that site. Crap, I was in college when I saw it. Is it still around? I'm not able to check - at work.

That makes me also want to look up mulletsgalore.com

It was still there the last time I looked a month or two ago. Cliff Yablonski Hates You is still around too.

fudgefactor7		2009-12-02 01:58:40 PM

I found the Link (new window)

caperbear		2009-12-02 02:11:14 PM

MonkeyAngst: historycat: Um, wouldn't Green Lantern be the least likely superhero to advertise for YELLOW Twinkies?

I never thought of that. You could easily defeat Green Lantern by throwing Twinkies at him, making him the only non-villain for whom that's true.

aha, but then he can turn around and say "not even my power ring is able to beat the golden-yellow awesomeness of Hostess Twinies!"

then green arrow puts a twinkie arrow through his forehead while screaming "how do you like my cream filling now, capitalist pig-dog sell-out!"

ph0rk		2009-12-02 02:15:00 PM

By Gramthar's Hammer, what a savings.

emocomputerjock		2009-12-02 02:22:30 PM

palelizard: emocomputerjock: GeeksAreMyPeeps: historycat: Um, wouldn't Green Lantern be the least likely superhero to advertise for YELLOW Twinkies?

Well, yellow IS his weakness. I like the way he just leaves the two who saved him there to be eaten when the Twinkies are gone.

I wanna see Gambit supercharge a Twinkie and fire at someone.

If I had any artistic ability whatsoever I would make your dream come true. I'd do it with the requisite amount of gore too. Matter of fact, I'm glomming onto your dream so now it's our dream. Perhaps someone can come along and make us happy souls.

Didn't he take somebody out with a couple fistfuls of cake?

To be honest, I don't remember. I just want supercharged teeth-breaking face-exploding Twinkie goodness.

LowbrowDeluxe		2009-12-02 02:23:32 PM

Crewmannumber6: By Grabthar's hammer, what a savings.

ph0rk: By Gramthar's Hammer, what a savings.

Reading. It's FUN-damental.

palelizard		2009-12-02 02:46:07 PM

emocomputerjock: To be honest, I don't remember. I just want supercharged teeth-breaking face-exploding Twinkie goodness.

Fair enough.

Crewmannumber6		2009-12-02 02:58:47 PM

LowbrowDeluxe: Crewmannumber6: By Grabthar's hammer, what a savings.

ph0rk: By Gramthar's Hammer, what a savings.

Reading. It's FUN-damental.

I ought to know. I WAS in episode 86

HopScotchNSoda		2009-12-02 03:00:34 PM

I take umbridge with this list. No image of Wonder Woman with her golden rope around another dame is dumb.

Creme de la Crap		2009-12-02 03:08:52 PM

emocomputerjock: Orgasmatron138: emocomputerjock: So they're reposting Seanbaby bits from 8 years ago? I hope they never hear of Fat Chicks in Party Hats.

Man, I remember that site. Crap, I was in college when I saw it. Is it still around? I'm not able to check - at work.

That makes me also want to look up mulletsgalore.com

It was still there the last time I looked a month or two ago. Cliff Yablonski Hates You is still around too.

He started updating his site again earlier this year

Sword and Shield		2009-12-02 03:32:42 PM

Crewmannumber6: LowbrowDeluxe: Crewmannumber6: By Grabthar's hammer, what a savings.

ph0rk: By Gramthar's Hammer, what a savings.

Reading. It's FUN-damental.

I ought to know. I WAS in episode 86

Don't remember the episode number, but I was in one, too. :-)

erewhon		2009-12-02 03:35:19 PM

Thor frowns on this blasphemy. Prepare for a couple of eons on spit dog duty, foul story writers!

poindxtr		2009-12-02 03:42:52 PM

Sword and Shield: Crewmannumber6: LowbrowDeluxe: Crewmannumber6: By Grabthar's hammer, what a savings.

ph0rk: By Gramthar's Hammer, what a savings.

Reading. It's FUN-damental.

I ought to know. I WAS in episode 86

Don't remember the episode number, but I was in one, too. :-)

http://grabthar.ytmnd.com/

Optimal_Illusion		2009-12-02 04:17:12 PM

A favorite parody was the Preacher one Wizard did. I like it mainly because Jesse said "Shut your PIE HOLE!" using the Voice.

The ads were generally random in presentation, but that is what made them a cheesey treasure.

AaronSynn		2009-12-02 04:34:34 PM

Suddenly wanting a Twinkie...

I remember the Thor, Iron Man and Spider Man ones...

Ever notice the cupcakes at the bottom right of the ads look like they have a '666' on them?

jso2897		2009-12-02 04:55:06 PM

LowbrowDeluxe: Crewmannumber6: By Grabthar's hammer, what a savings.

ph0rk: By Gramthar's Hammer, what a savings.

Reading. It's FUN-damental.

Anality. It's not any fun at all.

Mole Man		2009-12-02 05:05:17 PM

I know someone will come looking for this.

www.fullyramblomatic.com

/link as hot as the Silk Specter.

Fano		2009-12-02 08:39:04 PM

emocomputerjock: So they're reposting Seanbaby bits from 8 years ago? I hope they never hear of Fat Chicks in Party Hats.

Came here to refer to Seanbaby having done this eons ago.

Perhaps they can make fun of Mark Discordia.

limboslam		2009-12-03 01:08:10 AM

Commonwealth of Kostemetsia		2009-12-03 04:35:20 AM

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