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		Arrest warrant sought for hot pie attack on sister. "This is the type of thing that law enforcement takes seriously." (chron.com)		14
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MaxxLarge

2009-12-02 05:02:14 AM

He hit her with pie? What a putz.
That takes a big surplus of guts.
Besides, she's his SISTER.
He wishes he'd missed her,
And not slammed her face with his nuts.

Cog

2009-12-02 05:06:25 AM

Mmmmmmmm...pecan pie.

RequiemHC

2009-12-02 06:03:29 AM

At first I read the headline as "Arrest warrant sought for pie attack on hot sister."

Stealthdozer

2009-12-02 06:16:26 AM

I take pie seriously too.

gregscott

2009-12-02 06:20:52 AM

That was very serious.
If he'd used cold lemon meringue, however, it would not have been serious.

StephenHawkingsVoicebox

2009-12-02 06:22:22 AM

This equates to dumping boiling water on your sister rather than cold water.

Lipspinach

2009-12-02 06:34:17 AM

Was it Floor Pie?

3rdorderofsimulacra

2009-12-02 06:36:09 AM

Has fox news blamed obama for this yet?

Shakespeare's Monkey

2009-12-02 06:39:21 AM

Pie, it's not just for geometery anymore.

pablodolanez

2009-12-02 06:40:25 AM

Pies don't hurt people, people hurt people

pablodolanez

2009-12-02 06:42:11 AM

Crime scene photo

hostJP

2009-12-02 06:42:19 AM

3rdorderofsimulacra: Has fox news blamed obama for this yet?

No, but MSNBC just said that in good conscience they could blame Bush, Since this did happen in Texas...

runswscissrs

2009-12-02 06:50:47 AM

Link (new window)

it's a wonderful day for pie.

CasperImproved

2009-12-02 07:03:10 AM

2nd degree burns to the face is not funny...

Brother should have gotten the snot beaten out of him by the rest of the family.

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