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82 clicks; posted to Main » on 27 Mar 2003 at 11:52 AM (14 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2003-03-27 09:11:43 AM  
Dammit. For once in my life, I'm jealous of Canada.
2003-03-27 09:36:49 AM  
The kid was fined for stunting?

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2003-03-27 10:39:49 AM  
Kids today in their big monkey suits just rollerblading around like they own the place. Bah!
2003-03-27 10:51:59 AM  
Rollerblading gorilla given fine for causing a distraction to drivers

I'm sure Oprah can afford it.
2003-03-27 11:56:10 AM  
It's about time they started cracking down on this.
2003-03-27 11:56:47 AM  
I can see where that'd be distracting.
2003-03-27 11:56:47 AM  
God-damn dirty ape!
2003-03-27 11:57:13 AM  
A kid in a gorilla suit? Not funny.

An actual gorilla rollerblading would've been funny.

An actual gorilla, rollerblading while juggling and whistling O Canada - now THAT would've been prime time material.
2003-03-27 11:57:30 AM  
Next your gonna tell me a big ass chicken cant advertise for chick-a-fil-a goddamn canada
2003-03-27 11:58:29 AM  
Doesn't PETA have a legal slush fund for this sort of thing?
2003-03-27 11:59:52 AM  

/obligatory Heston
2003-03-27 12:02:06 PM  
"How did these monkeys get so big"
/obligatory Marky Mark
2003-03-27 12:03:06 PM  
Should be
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2003-03-27 12:03:24 PM  
Sounds like the fine should go to the owner of the mascot, not the employee.

Also, who the hell knew there was a law about this?
2003-03-27 12:03:28 PM  
Great, first KoKo rides her bike through Midtown at rush hour and now this sh*t!
2003-03-27 12:05:37 PM  
When will these primates learn that rollerblading is a wuss sport?
2003-03-27 12:06:36 PM  
So where does an 800 lb. gorilla rollerblade?

/stright line
2003-03-27 12:06:47 PM  
The judge is biased.

He hates every ape he sees
from chimpan-a to chimpan-zee
2003-03-27 12:07:15 PM  
A better headline would've been "Bananas in 'gina!"
2003-03-27 12:08:17 PM  

"Regina officers spank the monkey"

"I love you a lot, just please don't rollerblade on the streets of my post-apocalyptic city, ok?"

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2003-03-27 12:08:57 PM  


2003-03-27 12:09:08 PM  
We can put a gorilla on rollerblades, but we can't put a man on the moon...

still no cure for canker sores...
2003-03-27 12:10:19 PM  
Ok, Gorilla rollerblading down the street is

a) less distracting than a gorgeous woman on the street corner (should she be fined for being attractive and causing people to stare at her and crash into things?)

b) less distracting than some asshole talking on a cellphone and not paying attention

Can anyone back me up on this?
2003-03-27 12:11:55 PM  
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2003-03-27 12:13:39 PM  
"Monkee no like clean"

/Bathroom Monkey
2003-03-27 12:14:37 PM  
DirtyFrenchman Assholes talking on cellphones don't distract me at all. I'm too busy shaving and reading the newspaper to pay attention to that kind of stuff.
2003-03-27 12:17:05 PM  
2003-03-27 12:18:29 PM  
Today is gonna be a good day- stories about gorrilas that rollerblade always make me smile.
2003-03-27 12:19:22 PM  
I bet in FRANCE a gorilla can rollerblade in peace!

/2 jokes in one
2003-03-27 12:20:42 PM  
Ham eater:
Switch to an electric razor. Then the lather doesn't drip on the newspaper, or smear up the cell phone, allowing you to concentrate on babe watching.

/been to driver school several times.
2003-03-27 12:22:53 PM  
It was Mike Tyson doing his new workout routine
2003-03-27 12:23:48 PM  
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2003-03-27 12:23:55 PM  
When the bathroom monkey's used up, just dispose of him in the handy bag provided!
2003-03-27 12:27:48 PM  
So, the bunch of Pro-Lifers standing at a busy intersection with pics of aborted fetuses is okay (when I complained cuz it was backing traffic up for miles during morning rush hour, the police jack-ass told me, "yes, there have been several complaints, and no, there's nothing we can do about it."), but the roller-blading gorrilla is bad?

/me confused. and also not in Canada. same rules may not apply. stupid either way.
2003-03-27 12:31:52 PM  
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2003-03-27 12:39:08 PM  
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2003-03-27 12:47:22 PM  
Where's the h3ll is Guy Inagorillasuit?

We need his wisdom.
2003-03-27 01:01:06 PM  
Ive been fined for riding my unicycle down the street. arrgh, cops with nothing better to do
2003-03-27 01:03:05 PM  
Won't ya buy him,

take him home and try him,

Gorilla for sale.
2003-03-27 01:04:50 PM  
pray for Mojo.

Hey, maybe Congress can pass a resolution so we all have to pray for Mojo. And fast too!!
2003-03-27 01:07:30 PM  
The youth was an employee of Hillybilly Vac Shack and was working as the store's cavorting gorilla mascot.

I want a job as a monkey at Hillybilly Vac Shack
2003-03-27 01:18:12 PM  
Where's the h3ll is Guy Inagorillasuit?

We need his wisdom.

I just got back from lunch. While I do have a pair of skates in my trunk, I haven't been to Canada in years. And my ever-expanding waist, will attest to the fact that I haven't been on the skates is a while either.
2003-03-27 01:18:26 PM  
in highschool one of our gang rented a gorilla suit and walked into a mcdonalds asking for banana shakes. priceless.

ok, so it wasn't exactly priceless. chalk it up to good dope.
2003-03-27 01:23:52 PM  
We need his wisdom.

And he needs a remedial HTML class.
2003-03-27 01:25:02 PM  
actually i can DirtyFrenchman! ummm and apparently a woman doesn't have to be standing or walking down the street. on I84 going through hartford a couple of girlfriends and i were going along down the highway, when this guy pulls along side of us staring, i'm mean really staring. LOL! he didn't know he was in the exit lane and traffic was almost stopped. to this day i wonder what he told the cops happened to make him run into the that car. (p.s. no one was hurt, traffic wasn't moving too fast through that section.)
2003-03-27 01:26:30 PM  
SackONuts - I wish I had a gang in high school.
2003-03-27 01:35:06 PM  
Avixxen2 - I had that almost happen to me... I mean it was a guy in a mac truck and he was staring at me while he was making a left turn and didnt stop staring at me untill he couldnt see my face anymore.. he didnt run into anything... but I did see this lady one time plow into the back of an old ladies car... then she looked over at me and I swear ive never been so scared in my life.. that woman looked scarey as hell... *shudders*... anyway.. im done talking
2003-03-27 01:39:23 PM  
SuzeQ320, us Farkers need proof!

Posting a picture is simple too...I'll give you the instructions.
2003-03-27 01:46:22 PM  
Guy Innagorillasuit

And he needs a remedial HTML class.

Will the simian jocularity ever cease?
2003-03-27 01:47:57 PM  
Regina is a three hour drive south of me. Regina suX0rs!
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