If that bird could do it to Jim Traficant, I'd get it on PPV.

when will these hawks stop attacking people? last week it was bush, and now it's this guy.

The headline is the plot of at least eight "3 Stooges" shorts.

They should just stick to stealing beer.

/newbie

There'll be hell toupee for this!

Kamesennin...

I'm sorry. (._.)

You should be!

I say, I say boy. Never, I say never, nick the syrup.

the hawk wanted to go into the breeding program, thats why he screwed up!

lmao a toupee with a bald spot!

/kick #afd Kamesennin no

Traficant had a toupee??



get out!

Thats a cute emoticon Kame. Add brackets to the side and you get a sad kirby.



/also sorry

Kamesennin:
WHY ARE YOU TRYING TO SWALLOW A CUP???

That picture looks too much like "Seppuku with a frisbee."
That crap is awesome, and by awesome, I mean totally sweet.



If you succeed, everybody will be like "Holy Crap!"

do you mean <(._.)>?

Did someone say "Performing Hawk?"



[rim-shot]

M.C.PeePants, whats the url to that site?

Mr P:
http://www.realultimatepower.net

Well, I drank all my drink, then I ate all the ice, then I was just kind of sitting there biting the cup. Then I decided to see if I could get my lips all the way around it. When I did and could keep myself from laughing, I took a picture.

Uh oh, M.C.PeePants, now he's going to flip out and totally cut your head off without thinking twice about it.

Flash! I just stole a wig and walked across some ice cream tubs. Now will you put me in a breeding program for a year like I deserve?

No, it's a trained performing hawk. Thus...

Did someone say "Performing Hawk?"


Priceless Henchman.

Ok I was just talking to the guy who hosts pinky.jpg for me since tripod sucks. He wants to test out his server so here goes.

Yup, that.
<(._.)>

there's this dickhole at my university who wears a toupee. at first it was really obvious; there was a clear line of demarcation between his real hair and his fake hair. then he got better at blending it or something, and you couldn't really tell anymore. now he's dyed it or something, because it's glaringly obvious. it's all we can do to not rip it off his head. this one time he must have put it on crooked or something, because it was standing about a half inch above the rest of his hair.

BREEDING PROGRAMMMMMMMMMMMM! Dammit I walked on the ice cream...now put me in a breeding program where I belong!

/flyagra

the bald eagle just wanted that one in particular i guess...

Through the window I witnessed a crow snatch up a $60 Victoria secrets bra I bought my ex-girlfriend that was hanging out to air-dry on the deck. Baby crows must've been comfy, each had a 36-C cup to lounge in.

pardon the threadjacking, but there was a huge metrorite sighted across the US from Wisconsin to Tenn. that lit up the sky like noon time and shook homes with the impact.

Anyone hurt by the impact? Oh wait, this is Tenn. Any livestock hurt by the impact?

nobody hurt. may have exploded before impact. pretty cool though.

http://www.wgnradio.com/listen/

here's the link if you want to listen to WGN radio. they are talking about it. Requires realplayer. Be warned that WGN plays commercials for itself 90% of the time.

Too bad I missed it out west. But that's ok, living out here outweighs missing a meteor. And having to deal withe the media all being based out of New York.

If you wear 'em, you deserve 'em.

What time did this meteor make an appearance?

a few minutes before midnight

I didn't see anything way down here in Texas. I was outside at about that time looking at Jupiter.
Yes, I'm well aware that I'm a nerd and I'm comfortable with it.

there's nothing wrong with that, andonbray. I'm a nerd myself. But being from texas...well, that's too bad. =-)

Hair today. Gone tomorrow.

Wow Kamesennin that's almost erotic

Yeah! He should have to commit Hairi Kari!

D8vo - Oh, now that is was hurtful.

It is and was, I guess.

Harry nicked the syrup while touring in his show at the Shildon Gala in County Durham. Previously, he had punctured a bouncy castle...

Say whu?