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59 clicks; posted to Main » on 26 Mar 2003 at 7:02 PM (14 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2003-03-26 05:56:30 PM  
Heh. "Cleveland, America." Somewhere, Drew Carey is proud.

The problem with this story is that it was so close to being a Fark cliche...what a tease.
2003-03-26 06:35:10 PM  
what? no pic?
2003-03-26 07:05:14 PM  
2003-03-26 07:05:55 PM  
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2003-03-26 07:06:49 PM  
Again? I hate when they do that..
2003-03-26 07:07:03 PM  
what is that ^ ???
2003-03-26 07:07:06 PM  
I would have sent a picture back of me eating it.
2003-03-26 07:07:22 PM  
LEnny should write a song about it.
2003-03-26 07:07:25 PM  
Police have said he found the dead raccoon while jogging.

Oh ok, i'm sure he did, i wonder what else he must have been doing.......
2003-03-26 07:07:44 PM  
Excuse me while I go and vomit now.

2003-03-26 07:07:56 PM  
Morning Farkers,

Hope you all have pleasant day and your mail containts no trace of dead animals.

2003-03-26 07:07:57 PM  
ahhhh Donald Sullivan, making fellow marching band geeks proud.

Way To Go!
2003-03-26 07:08:30 PM  
Bayside is always pulling silly pranks on Valley
2003-03-26 07:08:33 PM  
Yeah, what the hell is that picture all about?
2003-03-26 07:09:11 PM  
that is what I found on GIS while searching for "Junkie" to do my William S Burroughs essay. I thought it might be appropriate now.
2003-03-26 07:10:03 PM  
or maybe it's not
2003-03-26 07:10:11 PM  
If he really gets upset with you, you'll nap with the tadpoles.
He'll make you an offer you might consider.
2003-03-26 07:10:19 PM  
That's nohting short of hilarious
2003-03-26 07:10:36 PM  
this is the feel-good story of the day!
2003-03-26 07:11:14 PM  
"Hmm... look a severed racoon's head. Haven't seen one of those in a few days, maybe I'll mail it to someone. Hmm, sounds like a plan! No to continue jogging, with a racoon head under my arm!"
2003-03-26 07:11:59 PM  
wtf? nobody can take a joke these days. everybody's police happy
2003-03-26 07:12:15 PM  
That was not very decent...I must say.
2003-03-26 07:12:58 PM  
That guy is hardcore. I wish we had a guy that cool at my high school.
2003-03-26 07:13:38 PM  
That was not very good of him I must say.
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2003-03-26 07:15:19 PM  
Dammit: What the hell is that supposed to be? A hallucination? And if so, what was the artist on?
2003-03-26 07:15:37 PM  
That story's so old, they're reporting it in Australia.
2003-03-26 07:16:46 PM  
Most teachers I know would send the severed head of a racoon to their own principal.

/Farking administration
2003-03-26 07:17:37 PM  
Only a bestialic necropheliac would accept head from a dead raccoon.
2003-03-26 07:18:06 PM  
I don't know... like I said, it just came up on GIS and I just thought... I mean... I'm sorry sir it won't happen again.
2003-03-26 07:19:54 PM  
its not so bad...

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2003-03-26 07:20:31 PM  
From correspondents in Cleveland, USA

"Police in Cleveland, America...

which cleveland is it??? cleveland, usa or cleveland, america?
2003-03-26 07:23:29 PM  
I would have done the same, Anti_Freak_Machine! If the guy who sent it complained, he couldn't because he was the one who sent it!
2003-03-26 07:26:12 PM  
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2003-03-26 07:29:11 PM  
Quite the idea, really. However, as it has been mentioned... did he continue the jog? And if so... How incredibly odd is that?
2003-03-26 07:29:59 PM  
Also, for the record... A live raccoon would be much more funny.
2003-03-26 07:31:39 PM  
"That's boring. You're boring everybody. Stop boring everyone!"
2003-03-26 07:43:19 PM  
which cleveland is it??? cleveland, usa or cleveland, america?

neither.. it's Cleveland Rocks!
2003-03-26 08:22:10 PM  
"Paging Mr. Green... Mr. Tom Green to the white courtesy phone..."

I'm sure Mike Bullard is still having the flashbacks.
2003-03-26 08:48:58 PM  
It seems like a good idea at the time.
2003-03-26 09:03:11 PM  
Well, at least he mailed it to the principal of a nearby school instead of leaving it on a bridge. That could have shut the whole town down.
2003-03-26 09:05:55 PM  
I have a friend who had that teacher
2003-03-26 10:39:44 PM  
what the hell is strange about it? its high school rivalry...nothin more, nothin less...
2003-03-26 10:41:12 PM  
Idiot wasn't smart enough to leave a FAKE return address. He deserved to get caught. Teachers get paid way too much money to babysit kids for six-seven hours a day. Let them do 8-10 hrs at the cement plant making $11.75 an hour and we'll see whose back hurts more and who makes more money. My sister is a high school math teacher who is incredibly overpaid to do very little

\flame on
2003-03-26 11:11:40 PM  
I think the teachers need to be paid more.

They have to mark all my illegible and poorly thought out work, as well as deal with my often childish and inhumane antics in class.
2003-03-27 03:19:44 AM  

I know there's a scene in The Godfather, where a guy sends the decapitated head of a race horse to his enemy. But there was also a scene where a heterosexual guy kisses a guy on the mouth; not too many heterosexual guys perform that scene. Why do so many people keep decapitating the heads of animals to send to their enemies???

Is it something in a strand of DNA?

Can remedies be engineered for this defect of congenital stupidity?
2003-03-27 11:27:21 AM  
I think it's already been stated, but I would like to reiterate.

OFN... really OFN at that ;)

He should have used an opossum.
2003-03-27 02:22:38 PM  
Same as when this story was posted here last fall, except it's in a Aussie paper.

/Running out of original stories
2003-03-27 04:39:03 PM  
2003-03-27 04:40:50 PM  
2003-03-27 04:41:53 PM  
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