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2009-11-30 04:37:36 AM  
In before you wanting your five seconds back.
 
2009-11-30 04:55:16 AM  
tl:dw
 
2009-11-30 05:00:03 AM  
If these guys were to show my life, it would be five seconds of me sitting in front of a computer monitor!

/Sound effect would be "fap-fap-fap-fap-fap-fap-fap-fap-fap-fap"
 
2009-11-30 05:40:57 AM  
That sucked. Not worth the 5 seconds.
 
2009-11-30 07:07:36 AM  
I guess Fark employees are having a bad day.
 
2009-11-30 07:11:38 AM  
what the hell was that?
 
2009-11-30 07:21:54 AM  
Okay, so I went to their site and got a few chuckles... they only have about 300 films to watch.

See:
Wishbone
Flaming Bag of Poop
Fabulous Four
 
2009-11-30 07:38:20 AM  
Video is almost twice as long as advertised.... I don't have that kind of time.
 
2009-11-30 07:59:51 AM  
Didn't work. Now I'm going to work in a worse mood because I wasted time to watch that video and post this comment.
 
2009-11-30 08:13:22 AM  
Sounds like somebody has a case of the Mondays.

/to you non-video-liking Farkers :)
 
2009-11-30 08:15:28 AM  
i617.photobucket.com
 
2009-11-30 08:18:24 AM  
Only I didn't say "Fudge." I said THE word, the big one, the queen-mother of dirty words, the "F-dash-dash-dash" word!
 
2009-11-30 08:47:22 AM  
I guess you guys have never had the kinds of jobs I've had. I loved this.
 
2009-11-30 09:29:54 AM  
I hate you, submitter.
 
2009-11-30 09:42:49 AM  

betona: Okay, so I went to their site and got a few chuckles... they only have about 300 films to watch.


Five-second films are basically hit or miss, but you only waste 5 seconds, which is kind of the point.
 
2009-11-30 09:50:33 AM  
subby did put the nicest video for us to watch, i viewed 5 minutes of 5 seconds`s and thank god they are short movies
 
2009-11-30 11:16:21 AM  
This is basically how I react anytime I get up for work, go to work, work,...you get the idea.

/hates current job
 
2009-11-30 11:35:13 AM  

AlexItalics: In before you wanting your five seconds back.


I want my 5,000,000,000 nanoseconds back
 
2009-11-30 11:48:05 AM  
Subby here. Just discovered these guys yesterday and have watched a considerable number of their videos. I agree with whoever said that they can be really hit or miss, but this video had me laughing harder than I have in a while.

Here are my other personal favorites (all new window):
Robodog
Little White Lie
Highbrow
Job Island
Great!
The Changeling
Mr. Forgetful
 
2009-11-30 12:39:40 PM  

AlexItalics:

Here are my other personal favorites (all new window):

Mr. Forgetful


OK, that last one got me laughing.
 
2009-11-30 03:01:20 PM  
This is 17 seconds and will cheer you up at least 3.4 times as much.
 
2009-11-30 03:13:05 PM  

PizzaJedi81: Only I didn't say "Fudge." I said THE word, the big one, the queen-mother of dirty words, the "F-dash-dash-dash" word!


I would have seen what you did there if I hadn't shot my eye out.
 
2009-11-30 03:24:06 PM  

jdog71: PizzaJedi81: Only I didn't say "Fudge." I said THE word, the big one, the queen-mother of dirty words, the "F-dash-dash-dash" word!

I would have seen what you did there if I hadn't shot my eye out.


You still have one other, don't you?
 
2009-11-30 04:27:07 PM  

TDUsGamer: This is 17 seconds and will cheer you up at least 3.4 times as much.


Ahh, my new antidepressant.

/Scritchscritchscritchscritchscritchscritch *SURPRISE!*
 
2009-11-30 04:48:06 PM  

Magics5RIP: This is basically how I react anytime I get up for work, go to work, work,


Exactly. I watched the video thinking "Wow, that's me everyday".
 
2009-11-30 06:09:54 PM  
I liked it.
 
2009-11-30 06:23:56 PM  
one of these dudes, the blonde haired guy, is significantly, if not entirely, responsible for the phenomenon that is Tommy Wiseau's "The Room."
 
2009-11-30 08:24:34 PM  

sumupid: one of these dudes, the blonde haired guy, is significantly, if not entirely, responsible for the phenomenon that is Tommy Wiseau's "The Room."


Care to elaborate? Like, he was the first guy to laugh at it or something?

/knows a thing or two about The Room
 
2009-11-30 08:59:20 PM  

AlexItalics: In before you wanting your five seconds back.


Too late.

Unfunny video is unfunny.
 
2009-11-30 09:41:40 PM  

TDUsGamer: This is 17 seconds and will cheer you up at least 3.4 times as much.


Thank You
 
2009-11-30 09:42:49 PM  

MaxxLarge: Yup. Because when I'M that late for work, I totally stop to eat breakfast and read the paper.


Yeah, that was a glaring WTF?
 
2009-11-30 09:51:45 PM  

memebot_of_doom: Five-second films are basically hit or miss, but you only waste 5 seconds, which is kind of the point.


Maybe the site it just mildly farked at the moment, but it's taking 20 seconds for every page to load. Do you know how many films I could watch in all that wasted time???
 
2009-11-30 10:10:29 PM  

StormDawg: memebot_of_doom: Five-second films are basically hit or miss, but you only waste 5 seconds, which is kind of the point.

Maybe the site it just mildly farked at the moment, but it's taking 20 seconds for every page to load. Do you know how many films I could watch in all that wasted time???


4?
 
2009-11-30 11:08:18 PM  

Now That's What I Call a Taco!: StormDawg: memebot_of_doom: Five-second films are basically hit or miss, but you only waste 5 seconds, which is kind of the point.

Maybe the site it just mildly farked at the moment, but it's taking 20 seconds for every page to load. Do you know how many films I could watch in all that wasted time???

4?


I was told there would be no math.
 
2009-11-30 11:43:11 PM  

Moonbarker Osbourne the Rainbow Wolf not gay: AlexItalics: In before you wanting your five seconds back.

I want my 5,000,000,000 nanoseconds back


*clap, clap, clap*
 
2009-12-01 12:00:01 AM  

StormDawg: memebot_of_doom: Five-second films are basically hit or miss, but you only waste 5 seconds, which is kind of the point.

Maybe the site it just mildly farked at the moment, but it's taking 20 seconds for every page to load. Do you know how many films I could watch in all that wasted time???


Visit their YouTube channel then. Same thing.
 
2009-12-01 12:20:23 AM  

I Like Bread: StormDawg: memebot_of_doom: Five-second films are basically hit or miss, but you only waste 5 seconds, which is kind of the point.

Maybe the site it just mildly farked at the moment, but it's taking 20 seconds for every page to load. Do you know how many films I could watch in all that wasted time???

Visit their YouTube channel then. Same thing.


I was told there would be no reasonable alternatives.
 
2009-12-01 12:34:06 AM  
fabulous four was wayyy better than this one
 
2009-12-01 01:00:32 AM  
30 second bunny theater is much better!!! (New Window & SFW)
 
2009-12-01 01:06:28 AM  

MaxxLarge: Yup. Because when I'M that late for work, I totally stop to eat breakfast and read the paper.


I guess if you're THAT late, the extra fifteen minutes it takes to eat breakfast and read the paper is really not going to make the ass reaming you get once you arrive at work any less substantial.
 
2009-12-01 12:36:13 PM  
Ice Pirate

sumupid: one of these dudes, the blonde haired guy, is significantly, if not entirely, responsible for the phenomenon that is Tommy Wiseau's "The Room."

Care to elaborate? Like, he was the first guy to laugh at it or something?

/knows a thing or two about The Room


It was he and his roommate who saw The Room during it's original premier and who would eventually approach Tommy about a monthly screening.

/seen the room 21 times.
//was responsible for brining Kyle (Peter) to a screening a while back.
///happy to see a fellow Roommate on Fark.
 
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