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(CBS News)   "Nude model Kathleen Neill gets off after getting naked in Met". In related news, CBS has a new opening for a headline writer in their web division   (cbsnews.com) divider line 76
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2009-11-28 11:18:48 AM
If she needs support, my hands are available.
 
2009-11-28 11:18:51 AM
Omnomnomnom
 
2009-11-28 11:22:02 AM
Now temping in at a paper company in Scranton Pa:

wwwimage.cbsnews.com

Dunder Mifflin, may I help you?
 
2009-11-28 11:22:26 AM
wwwimage.cbsnews.com

Obviously this train car is filled with Farkers that routinely post "I WOULD NOT HIT IT, LOOK AT THOSE SHARP KNEES" comments.
 
2009-11-28 11:22:38 AM
If I peed on her while she was making art could I call that art too?
 
2009-11-28 11:23:42 AM
jgbrowning: If I peed on her while she was making art could I call that art too?

R. Kelly is that you?
 
2009-11-28 11:24:12 AM
I would not hit it...look at those fuzzy boobs.
 
2009-11-28 11:26:12 AM
Photo: Zach Hyman snapping model Kathleen Neill at The Met.

/ha ha
 
2009-11-28 11:26:15 AM
"During another August shoot on a subway car, one woman screamed while an elderly man started to shake."

I would love to know what that old guy told his friends when he got home.
 
2009-11-28 11:26:53 AM
The Angry Hand of God: jgbrowning: If I peed on her while she was making art could I call that art too?

R. Kelly is that you?


Damn, I'm outed! Play me off Johnny!!

images1.wikia.nocookie.net
 
#2 [TotalFark]
2009-11-28 11:26:56 AM
"There she rested, breathing low,
Purer than the naked snow,
Beautiful to see and know."

- 'Queen Yseult' by Algernon Charles Swinburne (1858)
 
2009-11-28 11:28:53 AM
Heh, Hyman
 
2009-11-28 11:29:20 AM
Loving the kid in the background of the photos. And kudos to his mom for not throwing her hands over his eyes like some prude.
 
2009-11-28 11:30:21 AM
wwwimage.cbsnews.com

cdn.buzznet.com
 
2009-11-28 11:31:54 AM
Bless the simple things in life like women who think that getting naked is the art, rather then the act of convincing them to do it.
 
2009-11-28 11:33:18 AM
Nude model Kathleen Neill gets off

Yeah, I pretty much stopped reading after that.
/fap
 
2009-11-28 11:36:34 AM
Luckiest kid in the Met that day.
He's getting a full frontal shot and his mom isn't even covering his eyes.
wwwimage.cbsnews.com
 
2009-11-28 11:36:38 AM
Nice poem, #2.

/ I didn't know you can use non-alpha numerical characters in a login.
 
2009-11-28 11:39:02 AM
BumpInTheNight: Bless the simple things in life like women who think that getting naked is the art, rather then the act of convincing them to do it.

Heh heh
 
2009-11-28 11:40:18 AM
The uncensored photos can be found here by the way. (NSFW obviously)

/you're welcome
 
2009-11-28 11:44:19 AM
If she wants a baby - here I am
/here I am
 
2009-11-28 11:44:34 AM
Several of the other shots from the series are now up at Zach's website here (NSFW).

In my partially educated opinion, the subway shot is the only truly interesting one of the bunch. The rest just have a naked person on the street somewhere, with out much though for composition or lighting. Ironically, the documentary photographer following the models and original photographer is taking more interesting photographs.
 
2009-11-28 11:46:02 AM
prometa: Several of the other shots from the series are now up at Zach's website here (NSFW).

In my partially educated opinion, the subway shot is the only truly interesting one of the bunch. The rest just have a naked person on the street somewhere, with out much though for composition or lighting. Ironically, the documentary photographer following the models and original photographer is taking more interesting photographs.


Plus the blond girl looks fantastic from the front, but there is quite a bit of cottage cheese in the back.

/Sharp knees.
 
2009-11-28 11:50:11 AM
That blond with the longer hair has a battle axe for an ass.
 
2009-11-28 11:50:31 AM
Hyman, a 22-year-old acting-school dropout


His resume... it is impressive.
 
2009-11-28 11:54:19 AM
tukatz: Hyman, a 22-year-old acting-school dropout

His resume... it is impressive.


I heard he was torn apart as a teenager and hasn't been the same since.
 
2009-11-28 11:54:51 AM
The Angry Hand of God: prometa: Several of the other shots from the series are now up at Zach's website here (NSFW).

In my partially educated opinion, the subway shot is the only truly interesting one of the bunch. The rest just have a naked person on the street somewhere, with out much though for composition or lighting. Ironically, the documentary photographer following the models and original photographer is taking more interesting photographs.

Plus the blond girl looks fantastic from the front, but there is quite a bit of cottage cheese in the back.

/Sharp knees.


I like a little bit of meat to grab onto. I would totally hit it a la Trucker's Delight.
 
2009-11-28 11:55:30 AM
LeroyBourne: That blond with the longer hair has a battle axe for an ass.

Would let it hit me.
 
2009-11-28 11:57:54 AM
The "artist", model and judge should be waterboarded.
 
2009-11-28 11:58:38 AM
Walker: Luckiest kid in the Met that day.
He's getting a full frontal shot and his mom isn't even covering his eyes.


Are you high? That mother should be thanking her lucky stars!

That kid will be a museum JUNKIE after this! His first wet dream will be set in the Smithsonian!
 
2009-11-28 11:59:41 AM
LeroyBourne: That blond with the longer hair has a battle axe for an ass.

More cushion for the pushin.
 
2009-11-28 11:59:44 AM
The Angry Hand of God: tukatz: Hyman, a 22-year-old acting-school dropout

His resume... it is impressive.

I heard he was torn apart as a teenager and hasn't been the same since.


What you did there....i see it.
 
2009-11-28 12:00:33 PM
I can fap to this.
 
2009-11-28 12:00:35 PM
Are there more pics of her?
 
2009-11-28 12:04:30 PM
Came for the Hyman/hymen jokes.

/leaving satisfied
 
2009-11-28 12:06:12 PM
hyman is a nude photographer? yeah that sounds about right.

the 2 running naked in the street are of the ultimate hippy attention whore group. easiest lay ever. after all other skanks there have been dealt with, you can usually rely on these 2 for some guaranteed sex.

they are not fat which is why they show their pussies so freely.
 
2009-11-28 12:08:35 PM
www.seahorselabs.com
 
2009-11-28 12:08:57 PM
Pshaw. I run around the Higgins Armory Museum naked, like, all the time.

(Other possible comments: "Damn, I go to see the samurai exhibit, and I miss this?" and "Perhaps I should have put this on the postdoc application I put in to Arms and Armor? 'Will not pose nude in the galleries?' ")
 
2009-11-28 12:09:04 PM
Walker: Luckiest kid in the Met that day.
He's getting a full frontal shot and his mom isn't even covering his eyes.


Notice how the kid is covering his crotch with the bag.

Excen: Walker: Luckiest kid in the Met that day.
He's getting a full frontal shot and his mom isn't even covering his eyes.

Are you high? That mother should be thanking her lucky stars!

That kid will be a museum JUNKIE after this! His first wet dream will be set in the Smithsonian!


But he'll always put the pussy up on a pedestal.
 
2009-11-28 12:10:03 PM
She has cottage cheese all over that ass.
 
2009-11-28 12:17:35 PM
prometa: Several of the other shots from the series are now up at Zach's website here (NSFW).

In my partially educated opinion, the subway shot is the only truly interesting one of the bunch. The rest just have a naked person on the street somewhere, with out much though for composition or lighting. Ironically, the documentary photographer following the models and original photographer is taking more interesting photographs.


Similar thoughts. I'm wondering about the artistic merit or conceptual stance of this project. On the one hand, "decent exposures" is in interesting play on words regarding the criminality of what constitutes indecent exposure and the photography term. On the other hand, I agree with the whole composition thing. The main thing seems to be the shock value of such a project, and typically folks go for shock value of the content exceeds ability to execute.

The only peripheral neat thing that I can see comes from the documentarian's lens: it would be interesting if they could get all the people who took photos in the met and arrange a montage, perhaps multiperspectival or somesuch.
 
2009-11-28 12:17:57 PM
I met him at fish market in Chicago last month. I said "Hey Hyman!" He said "What?" I said "Who are you?"
 
2009-11-28 12:36:31 PM
Because that one got promoted?
 
2009-11-28 12:41:17 PM
Walker: Luckiest kid in the Met that day.
He's getting a full frontal shot and his mom isn't even covering his eyes.


Of course not. I would have done the same thing. Would not want my kid to catch teh ghey.
 
2009-11-28 12:41:41 PM
Met-Art?
 
2009-11-28 12:46:13 PM
In a world where Charlie White exists, this guy's just a art tourist with with a Kodak Disc.
 
2009-11-28 12:51:24 PM
I unicycled through Clemson University's library nekkid with a beer, but I don't think anyone around (all 2 or so of them) had a camera.

I miss football games.

/beat the Cocks!
 
2009-11-28 12:54:34 PM
MIguy: She has cottage cheese all over that ass.

Yeah, that blond one has a bit of it going on back there.
 
2009-11-28 01:41:48 PM
Spencer Tunick called. He says this gimmick's been done.
 
2009-11-28 01:51:11 PM
*sigh*
why do so many people get their panties in a knot about nudity...

At least the defense lawyer made some sane points.

Defense lawyer Thomas J. Hillgardner says Neill did nothing indecent while posing in an institution full of depictions of nudes.
...and he noted court rulings saying public nakedness isn't necessarily lewd.
 
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