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(Oregon Live)   Need to hide a gun? Stick it in a steamy pile of horse poo   (oregonlive.com) divider line 24
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2003-03-26 01:07:53 PM
This is about as spiffy as it is ironic.
 
2003-03-26 01:07:55 PM
10,000 years later when aliens are looking for human fossils and come across.... "Look, dung! Seems to be too large for humans but maybe it was some animal. Let's see what it ate. Hay, grass, toupee's, and a metal object. Wonder what this....." BANG!
 
2003-03-26 01:08:11 PM
Sounds like a plan that shouldn't be shared on-line. I mean, what if a terrorist uses that method now?
 
2003-03-26 01:08:12 PM
She should get a few years off her sentence for ingenuity.
 
2003-03-26 01:08:17 PM
horse poo isn't steamy it's grassy and applelike.. I know I like to look at horse poo.
 
2003-03-26 01:09:04 PM
"What does it take to drive a loving wife, mother and daughter to end up sitting where Kathy Blankenship sits?"

How about the new Chevy Kill-your-husband-for$. I here it has nice trunk room.
 
2003-03-26 01:09:22 PM
"The man should lather up with a lubricant before inserting..."

looks around... is this the Super Onanism Machine thread?
 
2003-03-26 01:10:25 PM
From the "why didn't I think of that" files.
On another note, who's idea was it to check the horse crap for a murder weapon?
 
2003-03-26 01:12:12 PM
Seems like a shiatty idea, actually.
 
2003-03-26 01:12:38 PM
kinda creepy, had an elementary school teacher named Blankenship..... but was way tooo old to be this lady.
 
2003-03-26 01:12:58 PM
..and the horse was relieved to find out he hadn't shat a gun.
 
2003-03-26 01:14:14 PM
Sherlock Holmes was having difficulty solving the case at hand when suddenly Watson stumbled onto a clue... Rather he stepped in a clue...
 
2003-03-26 01:14:19 PM
Femme_fatale I've been looking for a new hobby. Are there any websites out there? Or any hints and tips to get me started?
 
2003-03-26 01:14:47 PM
With a crappy plan like that, no wonder she's up sh!t creek without a

/I got nuthin.
 
2003-03-26 01:15:38 PM
Why do people that premeditate murder consistently allow the gun to exist in it's previous form? Don't they know that it's alot harder to tie a lump of metal in a river to you than a steamy horse shiate covered gun barrel? Give her the chair for not even planning her premeditation all the way through.
 
2003-03-26 01:18:01 PM

How did the police know she hid the gun in horseshiat ? The info came straigh from the horse's mouth.


I love it. She commits a crime, looks for a place to hide a guns, then looks at the horseshait and says, "Perfect !"

 
2003-03-26 01:19:45 PM
She took "shooting the shiat" too literally.
 
2003-03-26 01:21:33 PM
Awwww...I feel sorry for her; the hell that must have driven her to do it. Goes to show that chicks go crazy when they don't get their nut butter.
 
2003-03-26 01:24:36 PM
I think she may have stashed the gun under that pile of shiat, go look
Your idea, you look
No, I thought of it, you look
Nah, fark it. Nobody would hide a gun there
 
2003-03-26 01:35:55 PM
Skinink - more like the horse's ass
 
2003-03-26 01:36:00 PM
Obiquatro --

'coz there's more fish in the sea?
 
2003-03-26 01:54:09 PM
Bergland also said Blankenship suffered from "extreme emotional disturbance" because of a bad childhood, a failed first marriage and Walter Blankenship's controlling behavior.

Ah Yes, the old "I've had a hard life so let me get away with murder" defense.
 
2003-03-26 01:57:13 PM
I love it when the defense is presented like this:

"What does it take to drive a loving wife, mother and daughter to end up sitting where Kathy Blankenship sits?" she asked jurors on the opening day of the trial.

Translation: What she did was so horrible, that she MUST have had a good excuse. Otherwise she would never have done something that was so obviously a horrible thing. Therefore, you must acquit.

OK, I'm a fairly liberal guy, but unless she had been prone to walking around with black eyes from frequent 'accidents' at home, hearing an argument like this should pretty much guarantee a conviction.
 
2003-04-02 12:58:57 PM
Gross
 
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