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(WorldOnline)   Man dies in homemade sex toy shocker   ( divider line
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751 clicks; posted to Main » on 26 Mar 2003 at 1:53 PM (14 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2003-03-26 12:07:35 PM  
was he using the Onanism?
2003-03-26 12:18:35 PM  
The man's body had been lying on a bed, and the television had been switched on, with a pornographic movie in the VCR, it was reported.
The identity of the movie has yet to be released.
2003-03-26 12:23:24 PM  
Good idea, bad execution?
2003-03-26 12:24:16 PM  
What an embarrassing way to be found. I remember hearing about some British politician who died from auto-erotic strangulation, and whose body was discovered wearing pantyhose and with oranges in his mouth. Something like that. Anyone?
2003-03-26 12:26:38 PM  
I love the internet
2003-03-26 01:03:19 PM  
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I'd rather be found sitting on the toilet. How embarassing! I wonder if he died with a smile on his face?
2003-03-26 01:05:03 PM  
...whose body was discovered wearing pantyhose and with oranges in his mouth. Something like that.>/i>

Would that be Stephen Millican? Conservative MP. I vaguely remember something about that years ago.
2003-03-26 01:06:47 PM  
Must remember not to fark up HTML tags. Beer in early afternoon = bad.
2003-03-26 01:38:12 PM  
Wait.. it was a "shocker" toy?
2003-03-26 01:46:50 PM  
Thus quoth the article: The pensioner had applied the electrodes of an adapted voltmeter to his genitals, the report said.

I call bullshiat.

1) A voltmeter is a passive device. It measures electromotive force (look that one up in your Funk & Wagnalls, kiddies), it doesn't produce same.

2) Across the genetals the worst he could do would be to burn his, err, "thingie" off. To get a heart attack from it the EMF needs to go through the heart. Which, in most people, is a good way away from the, uh, "thingie".

It would be easier to believe that his just had the absolute bestest "onanism" (snicker) ever, couldn't take the stress, and died with a smile on his face.

I say - it wasn't just the kitten that died today.
2003-03-26 01:58:46 PM  
The Shocker!!! Whoa!

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2003-03-26 01:59:36 PM  
RevBigfoot - he must have been beta testing the SOM.
2003-03-26 01:59:45 PM  
What a horrible, yet hilarious way to die. I suppose we can look forward to some ripoff of this idea in the next American Pie movie.
2003-03-26 01:59:45 PM  
Bad penis!!!


Down boy!!
2003-03-26 01:59:47 PM  
"It was said" "It was reported" who the hell writes like that? "I ask you"
2003-03-26 02:00:06 PM  
Was he trying to make himself talk? "Vee haff vays, you know."
2003-03-26 02:00:28 PM  

I didnt hear of the story your talking about but I have heard that lemon is the choice, not an orange. Apparently they bite it when they are about to do thier thing or pass out, not sure which, but apparently its supposed to stimulate you and help bring you around before you pass out and die.
2003-03-26 02:00:33 PM  
Was he in Awe?

2003-03-26 02:00:34 PM  
2003-03-26 02:00:46 PM  
way to go.
2003-03-26 02:00:53 PM  
HAHAHAHA... Nanny on VHS. Guess he wasn't checking the latest Choose Your Own Adventure Nanny on DVD. Which, by the way folks, is hilarious. Even has deleted scenes, where the chick is laughing through the whole banging session, etc....
2003-03-26 02:01:26 PM  
Biggbossman, I think you're the only one here whose penis got a rise out of that story.
2003-03-26 02:01:27 PM  
Jellyhead - beer in the early afternoon is only bad if it means you couldn't get to it in the morning.
2003-03-26 02:01:39 PM  
.....did he cum? or what?
2003-03-26 02:02:00 PM  
2003-03-26 02:02:13 PM  
For Sale: One adapted voltmeter
2003-03-26 02:02:13 PM  
Darwin award candidate.
2003-03-26 02:02:24 PM  
Nutdip, I think that's standard British journalistic usage. They don't write that well.
2003-03-26 02:02:48 PM  
Oh, come on. There's no sotry here. Who among us hasn't at one time or another slipped in a porn tape, strapped electrical probes to our privities, and then switched on?
2003-03-26 02:03:18 PM  
That will be a rather interesting funeral. I wonder what will be said among the reletives.

"He was a good man, raised a family and died too early......bwah-ha-ha-ha-ha!"
2003-03-26 02:03:48 PM  
Dr.Fey: about 6 British politicians and/or members of the Royal Family die from autoerotic asphyxiation every year.
2003-03-26 02:04:25 PM  
ROFLOL Some people I tell ya.
/Too Funnny
2003-03-26 02:04:37 PM  
This raises many questions, but none that I ever want answered.
2003-03-26 02:04:55 PM  
Mmmm....Roasted Nuts....Er..wait...

2003-03-26 02:05:29 PM  
What's with the picture of the vaguely female highschool looking kids?
2003-03-26 02:05:31 PM  
Wow, this was a 65 year old guy....
2003-03-26 02:05:50 PM  
It's not Tivo, it's testacular! Shock and ow.
2003-03-26 02:05:55 PM  
Wouldn't that bring you back to life, like a defibulator?
2003-03-26 02:05:56 PM  
Old men and sex-related deaths... the classics never go out of style.

I grew up in a small town and my dad's boss was a very rich and powerful man in that town from a rich and powerful family. Anyways his father died due to an accident and the local newspaper, fearing reprocussions should they just come out and say what happened reported the chain of events that lead up to his death as follows.

Old guy was vacuuming his bedroom. Old guy needed to go to the bathroom and for reasons unknown set the vacuum cleaner down on his bed, still running. Old guy did his business and came back into the bedroom, but being old and somewhat feeble minded forgot to pull up his pants afterwards. Old guy got sleepy and decided to take a nap but completely forgot about the vacuum cleaner left lieing on the bed. He layed down upon the vacuum cleaner and his penis got caught in the beater-bar of the vacuum cleaner. The beater-bar ripped his penis off and the old guy died from shock and blood loss.

Okay... possible, but everyone in town still thought the old guy decided to try to fark a vacuum cleaner and didn't count on the beater bar ripping his dick off.

But you know what they say, if you gotta go, then go with a bang.
2003-03-26 02:06:26 PM  
Bro' Luv-

I'm shocked.

And Awed.
2003-03-26 02:07:16 PM  
He ripped this off from jackass, they did that in the movie.
2003-03-26 02:08:15 PM  

1) Presumabley the voltmeter was a passive device, before it was adapted.

2) If he touched only the hot electrode to his naughty bits, and one of his hands was grounded, and the device itself was grounded, and there was sufficient voltage, it could concieveable go through the heart itself or the nerves which make the heart beat.

Lotta ifs, but it's not inconceiveable. Probably not a good plan for those with pacemakers, even with relatively low voltages. And it may very well be bullshiat anyway.
2003-03-26 02:08:45 PM  
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2003-03-26 02:08:55 PM  
WOW I found this suprisingly easy to j@ck 0ff to
2003-03-26 02:09:24 PM  
Er...I call bullshiat on your call of bullshiat. Yes, a voltmeter is a passive device, unless it's a VOM, in which case it does apply a low voltage charge to test continuity and ohms. The article stated that it was modified, and the electricity would not necessarily need to cross the heart to induce a heart attack if the attack was a reaction to extreme pain, as opposed to cardiac arrest due to electrical interference.
2003-03-26 02:09:48 PM  
[image from too old to be available] Baby jesus cries for my bad HTML.
2003-03-26 02:10:07 PM  
That Telefunken U-46 seems to have some problems. Break out the Telefunken U-47.
2003-03-26 02:10:15 PM  
The "Anal Invader" tool from the movie "Top Secret" comes to mind all of a sudden.

2003-03-26 02:10:23 PM  
I remember hearing a story, an urban legend I guess, about a kid who was found dead in a similar situation except that he had hooked the electrodes up to a cow's heart. I couldn't imagine anyone desperate or stupid enough to do that, but then we do have this story...
2003-03-26 02:10:28 PM  
"i pledge allegance to the flag of the united states of america......"

/Bubble Boy Reference
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